Sexual Orientation Test - How gay are you?

[Guardian G.I.]

Not surprising in the slightest.

 

[The Fair Lady]

 

[icecait]

 

[Death Grip]

If it had have asked about a longer period of time, then this probably would have looked different. But it asked about the last two weeks. Which is dumb.

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

Your sexual orientation is 64.3% heterosexual, 60.7% homosexual, which places you in the bisexual quadrant.

Look at me ma! Im over 100% sexual!

 

[s0mbra]

I want my minute and a half back, op...

 

[Whatsup bud?]

Yup. Still gay as springtime

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

That literally makes zero sense. Bisexual is a fucking midpoint between two single values and Asexual would be off the spectrum. Of course here it's probably the tumblr definition of "has friends that they don't want to play hide the sausage with". This whole thing reeks of tumblr "soft boi uwu" bs orientations

The fact that the first question lists "other" as a gender option and asks "what do you *identify* as" tells you all you need to know.

 

[Vampirella]

A lot of the questions sounded like things you get asked at a party full of drunk teens when doing truth or dare or something.

Do you like sex with gril?
Do you like sex with boi?
Do you sex?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'm a boring straightie.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

This test is fucking dumb lmao. Just because I fantasize with being with a woman, it doesn't mean I'm bisexual.

 

[Atomic Wangler]

All memeing aside, this test is pretty shit.

"Ever think about dick? Nigga, you gay!"

Stunning and brave

 

[kūhaku]

Test is pretty fucking dumb I'll agree on that, it tells you nothing you don't already know

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Oh wow, I'm bi? I never would've know, thanks Internet.

Eta: how can it be 75/75?

 

[Vampirella]

Eta: how can it be 75/75?

You're 75% gay and 75% straight. That make you equally gay and straight and that's bi... so you're 150% sex.

Yes, this is how sexual orientation works.

 

[soft breathing]

Wow, I'm 167.9% sexual.

 

[cecograph]

If I were to design an orientation test, I would have listed off at least 20 gay/straight/attack helicopter scenarios and ask participants to rate how hot they find each one. That would probably give a better idea about orientation than this.

If I were to design an orientation test, it would ask you to rank your favourite characters from popular media franchises, and the end result would always be "screamingly gay."

 

[kūhaku]

Not all that important but for anyone who wants to understand the scale, it's just a graph. It's misleading by having the origin visually in the center, when in reality the origin is in the bottom left.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Hmm...something does seem to be up with the system. I answered as honestly as I could and the browser froze for like ten minutes before producing this result

You’re KoP's dad?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

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