Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%
  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%
  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%
  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%
  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%

  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .
>fanart hornily exaggerating already shopped proportions

lol simps be like that

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Most professional female cyclists look like the epitome of breedable womyn in their cycling outfits, then they take it off and they have the ass and hips of a prepubescent boy. How the fuck can you find someone sexy from their curves laying down on the side, in such a pose that fat falls from and emphasizes their hips?

Jesus fuck, can't tell if it's worse people think it's hot or that the idiot taking them feel it's valid feedback and not literal catfishing. I honestly haven't heard of a camwhore being in short supply of decent quality pictures, so this must be one of the very few lucky angles they could've caught, and it is certainly being milked for all it's worth.
 
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bringing it to her boyfriends attention finna grill her for it

Based Aimy

Most professional female cyclists look like the epitome of breedable womyn in their cycling outfits, then they take it off and they have the ass and hips of a prepubescent boy. How the fuck can you find someone sexy from their curves laying down on the side, in such a pose that fat falls from and emphasizes their hips?

Jesus fuck, can't tell if it's worse people think it's hot or that the idiot taking them feel it's valid feedback and not literal catfishing.

can I be honest? they'd stroke her ego no matter how ass ugly she was, because she's a woman that shares the same interests and habits they do.
 
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can I be honest? they'd stroke her ego no matter how ass ugly she was, because she's a woman that shares the same interests and habits they do.
lol

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Keep in mind, I said "edited", not shopped.
Multiple people have been passing the files around back and forth, viewing it through multiple programs doing non byte-for-byte transfers.

Bad datasaving =/= Intentional photoshopping, but I'm not your dad, lol.

that's cool, smug, but it's not what the photo analysis says.

also lol @ thinking you need any photoshop experience to use shit like facetune.

Exactly.

You don't need to be someone like me to learn how to use filters and selective small edits like lightening the frame, or cropping out pixels because you cropped the picture to be smaller -- or how website will do the same editing because sites like Twitter and Facebook reupload images in low quality.
 
Keep in mind, I said "edited", not shopped.
Multiple people have been passing the files around back and forth, viewing it through multiple programs doing non byte-for-byte transfers.

Bad datasaving =/= Intentional photoshopping, but I'm not your dad, lol.

I can see where its shopped there's an area on the towel that looks to match her hip curve that's not even possible to me it looks shopped like I said im having someone look over it since we have a higher quality version
 
Most professional female cyclists look like the epitome of breedable womyn in their cycling outfits, then they take it off and they have the ass and hips of a prepubescent boy. How the fuck can you find someone sexy from their curves laying down on the side, in such a pose that fat falls from and emphasizes their hips?

Jesus fuck, can't tell if it's worse people think it's hot or that the idiot taking them feel it's valid feedback and not literal catfishing. I honestly haven't heard of a camwhore being in short supply of decent quality pictures, so this must be one of the very few lucky angles they could've caught, and it is certainly being milked for all it's worth.
The picture of the person on their side was Dimitri, not Smug.

"Leave me alone unless it's to compliment me."
 
Dear lord it’s impossible to criticize her on anything because anything that’s isn’t unconditional praise is considered a personal attack to her.
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She's having a regular one over Aimy right now.

I'm exhausted and I just woke up an hour ago to take out the trash.

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watch her lie to her employees about me I'm done this time she has clearly been reading the farms


Oh, so that's what you did.
Yeah, that probably wasn't smart.

There's some things happening in the background I'm currently handling, so I can understand why she would act like this.​
 
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So she's reading her thread already.

Hi Smug! Pls show us your penis. Or your jelly rolls. We know you've got something going on. No true and honest semi-attractive wahman is this evasive about her selfies or this defensive over her looks. You also sound like you've been smoking six packs a day since you were twelve and trying to drown your way through a milk allergy, hence my trap speculation.
 
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