Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Marissa Moira]

I wanted to buy all the old EU toys so I looked up the checklist and it turns out the only one I was missing was Dash Rendar's Outrider. Boba fett's Save 1 w/ Han Solo Carbonite and the Swoop Bike with the Rider were the only other Kenner EU vehicles they made before fully switching over to Hasbro when Episode 1 premiered.

I've got all the figures to Shadows of the Empire but the thing I care most about is matching ships and vehicles up with their appropriate pilots. Stuff like the Cruise missile Trooper is literally the fighter pilot merged with the vehicle and I have one of those along with other kenner stuff like the snowspeeder and Millennium Falcon.

I never did get an OT Y-Wing, A-Wing, or AT-AT though. Y-Wings and AT-ATs are supposedly super expensive though and the Y-Wing supposedly has easily breakable parts.

 

[Polyboros2]

Atari VCS™ - Game, Stream, Connect

Atari® returns to the living room with the Atari VCS™ — a completely modern gaming and video computer system, blending the best of consoles and PCs to delight a whole new generation of gamers and creators.

atarivcs.com

I didn’t know this existed, but Atari is making an open source gaming and streaming device?

ATARI WHY DO YOU STILL EXIST

I only know about it because Doug Tenapel got the rights back and is making Earthworm Jim 3 with a lot of the original creators for it.

Assuming it lasts long enough for it to be finished, it will not be a launch title.

 

[Floop]

I only know about it because Doug Tenapel got the rights back and is making Earthworm Jim 3 with a lot of the original creators for it.

Assuming it lasts long enough for it to be finished, it will not be a launch title.

It’s an open source gaming console that claims it’s gonna change the industry. Where have I heard that before?
Hmmmm...

 

[Marissa Moira]

It’s an open source gaming console that claims it’s gonna change the industry. Where have I heard that before?
Hmmmm...

Phantom, Ouya, Stadia

 

[Creep3r]

Oh my god

Yes, alongside Dasani, Sprite, and Porsche. Disney-Lucasfilm even claims that Coca-Cola came from an old Star Wars planet and was created by Lurmen who then distributed it throughout the universe. Now it appears in tie-in shit because Disney needs the extra-cash to earn some kind of profit from Star Wars.

There's a rumor going around that Ahsoka is in Episode 9.

.....Played by Brie Larson.

Is any of this real?

Are all of you another violent, Brianna Wu-induced hallucination and in reality I died sometime during my review of Bomber Bother?

Yeah I talked about this before. Ahsoka is definitely in the film in some capacity as either a voice or a ghost. Rumor has it its Brie but some say its her original VA. Its hard to tell. Space Aladdin's voice is also said to be around.

This is just autistic : https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2527338/reviews?ref_=tt_urv

The salt mining begins. Also how much time left until the LA premiere?

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

In honor of episode IX’s official release coming at the end of the week, I bring you lolcow Tony Goldmark and his totally-not-mad “parody” of Star Wars fans.
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>Four seconds of his voice

NO THANKS GOLDSTEIN

@Hexidecimal thanks for the review. I'm not planning on grabbing it anytime soon. I think I'd much rather play Jedi Knight +MOTS, with or without some mods. Nothing against gingers, but it's hard to beat Kyle Katarn as far as videogame Jedi badasses go.

This is just autistic : https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2527338/reviews?ref_=tt_urv

>rates it 10/10
no guys plz stop rating it 1/10 its not out yet

We must bring balance to the Force, brothers!

 

[Stoneheart]

This is just autistic

Nerds vs Feminists is always fun...


is it out in Japan? do we have a link? dont post it open, we dont wanna have Disney coming for Null-

 

[Creep3r]

Nerds vs Feminists is always fun...


is it out in Japan? do we have a link? dont post it open, we dont wanna have Disney coming for Null-

Japan's premiere was just a mistranslation. Its real premiere is in LA first today. Not sure at what time, but we should have conclusive leaks by tonight or tomorrow. Then on the 18th it premiers in parts of Europe like Germany and France. Then it premieres worldwide on the 20th. Vietnam and the Philippines will get a release later than everyone else in January. China will only have a limited release of the film, so expect no profits from there.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Japan's premiere was just a mistranslation. Its real premiere is in LA first today. Not sure at what time, but we should have leaks ready conclusive leaks by tonight or tomorrow. Then on the 18th it premiers in parts of Europe like Germany and France. Then it premieres worldwide on the 20th. Vietnam and the Philippines will get a release later than everyone else in January.

Hopefully we have leaks. I want to read how accurate the leaks are compared to the actual movie.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Jedi Knight +MOTS

Oh yeah! I member Jedi Knight! That was mega. And it had a better plot than the Disney Trilogy and, dare I say it, better acting too.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

In honor of episode IX’s official release coming at the end of the week, I bring you lolcow Tony Goldmark and his totally-not-mad “parody” of Star Wars fans.
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Whelp now I want to die... are their any tgwtg alumni that turned out to be somewhat decent people?

 

[Relic 31]

I wanted to buy all the old EU toys so I looked up the checklist and it turns out the only one I was missing was Dash Rendar's Outrider. Boba fett's Save 1 w/ Han Solo Carbonite and the Swoop Bike with the Rider were the only other Kenner EU vehicles they made before fully switching over to Hasbro when Episode 1 premiered.

I've got all the figures to Shadows of the Empire but the thing I care most about is matching ships and vehicles up with their appropriate pilots. Stuff like the Cruise missile Trooper is literally the fighter pilot merged with the vehicle and I have one of those along with other kenner stuff like the snowspeeder and Millennium Falcon.

I never did get an OT Y-Wing, A-Wing, or AT-AT though. Y-Wings and AT-ATs are supposedly super expensive though and the Y-Wing supposedly has easily breakable parts.

I always liked the EU Airspeeder vehicle.


I remember getting it when they came out with the EU figures like Kyle Katarn, Jedi Leia and Thrawn.

 

[Creep3r]

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

The Hollywood premiere is officially tonight and I can't find any videos documenting the event beforehand. Just pictures of idiots with pickle rick floaties and shirts.
But according to news sites, the red carpet premiere will be streamed live on the official and butchered Disney Wars website at 5:30PM PST.

StarWars.com | The Official Star Wars Website

The official site for Star Wars, featuring the latest on Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker and The Mandalorian, as well as Star Wars series, video games, books, and more.

www.starwars.com

Guaranteed leaks either by this time tomorrow or 9:00PM PST at the earliest.

Also...

That D-bag Scott Mendelson weighs in on Rise of Skywalker and admits it won't please everyone.

‘Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker’ Isn’t Going To Please Everyone

The 'Star Wars' fandom is filled with countless folks of all demographics who all have their own ideas of what 'Star Wars' should be.

www.forbes.com

And the Motley Fool weighs in too and calls Disney's acquisition a possible failure.

Disney's Star Wars FAILURE Called Out by The Motley Fool!

Ouch! Days before The Rise of Skywalker opens, investment site The Motley Fool does an article on how badly Disney has dropped the ball with Star Wars, and h...

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[Trans Fat 41g]

Please make this Monday worth it, please.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

The Hollywood premiere is officially tonight and I can't find any videos documenting the event beforehand. Just pictures of idiots with pickle rick floaties and shirts.
But according to news sites, the premiere will be streamed live on the official and butchered Disney Wars website at 5:30PM PST.

StarWars.com | The Official Star Wars Website

The official site for Star Wars, featuring the latest on Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker and The Mandalorian, as well as Star Wars series, video games, books, and more.

www.starwars.com

Whoa-whoa-whoa wait, are you fucking serious? They're going to stream the entire movie on their website? What the fuck, how are they boomering this up so badly???

EDIT: "Red carpet event" can they snort their farts any louder?

 

[Stoneheart]

apan's premiere was just a mistranslation. Its real premiere is in LA first today. Not sure at what time, but we should have conclusive leaks by tonight or tomorrow. Then on the 18th it premiers in parts of Europe like Germany and France.

I dont have to work tomorrow. I could spoil it in 38 hours.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Whoa-whoa-whoa wait, are you fucking serious? They're going to stream the entire movie on their website? What the fuck, how are they boomering this up so badly???

I doubt they mean the movie. I'm pretty sure it will be all of the red carpet and shilling, none of the actual movie.

 

[Creep3r]

Please make this Monday worth it, please.

We now have the time and place for when this shit hits the fan and when to start expecting leaks.

Remember folks: Hollywood, 5:30PM PST. Earliest we can expect leaks is tonight after 9-10:00PM PST or Tomorrow.

All we can do now is wait.

That or maybe shitpost some more.

Whoa-whoa-whoa wait, are you fucking serious? They're going to stream the entire movie on their website? What the fuck, how are they boomering this up so badly???

EDIT: "Red carpet event" can they snort their farts any louder?

Should've worded that better. Its just the premiere red carpet bullshit and reactions afterwards, not the movie itself.

I dont have to work tomorrow. I could spoil it in 38 hours.

Make sure to see it with a ticket for Cats. Also since I doubt any of the leakers tonight will cover this, could you tell us if you see any familiar aliens or droids in the film or if its all just new crap? Only familiar aliens so far that I know will be in the film are Chewbacca, Nien Nub and Ewoks.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I doubt they mean the movie. I'm pretty sure it will be all of the red carpet and shilling, none of the actual movie.

Got my hopes raised up there for a second, like they couldn't have been that stupid. But like, "red carpet event"? Did they ever do this to Phantom Menace or Force Awakens, by any chance? I think I remember them hyping the fuck out of PM when it first came out, but nothing to this degree, right?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I still don't get why we had to get ginger kid as the protagonist in FO.
Cool to see Debra Wilson again though. She deserves more.