Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

There's more 4chan leaks here. Also, apologies for not putting in the spoiler tag prior. It's been a while since I've been on a forum. If you don't want to see spoilers from the new film Disney shitted out, don't look.

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TheMysteriousAHole said:
Well, this just leaked out on 4chan's /tv/ board:
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Also hi, new guy here that hates Disney Star Wars.
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Doesn't even look as cool as I thought it would. He hardly even looks like Ian. I was expecting a mutilated and burnt corpse, not a blind loser. So from here he just eats Kylo Ren's soul, then gets young again for some reason.
TheMysteriousAHole said:
There's more 4chan leaks here. Also, apologies for not putting in the spoiler tag prior. It's been a while since I've been on a forum.

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We must have a true heroic employee in the theater right now sending us pics of footage before anyone else gets to see it. Also don't worry about spoilers. Post that shit in all its inglory. If only the unregisted lurkers could see this if Null hadn't blocked them all.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Remember folks: Hollywood, 5:30PM PST. Earliest we can expect leaks is tonight after 9-10:00PM PST or Tomorrow.

All we can do now is wait.
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For those bad at timezones, lazy, or Australian, 5:30 PM PST is half an hour from now. 9PM is four hours, etc.

With that said, it looks like we have one 4channer doing it as we speak, so who knows?
 
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Yup....its the Bells all over again
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There is no longer any doubt the leaks were 100% correct and that we are going to see the cringy sub-fanfic tier rush job everyone feared become the final movie of the main star wars story. The kind of shit that made even dedicated tumblr spastics call bullshit at Korra when that trainwreck pulled this plotline....and pulled it in a far more coherent and thought out way for that matter.

This is the sum of all fears of of shitty hack writing, desperate executive interference, pathetic last ditch efforts to pander to woke social media drones, and utterly disinterested performances by actors who want nothing to do with this shitshow anymore.

There is no turning back now.

Ladies and Gentlemen....welcome to the death of Star Wars.
 
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AtomicAgeBoy said:
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So Rey gets a yellow lightsaber... I remember reading about this a few days ago but wasn't sure if it was true or not. Its supposed to be used in the end where its revealed that she's now a fucking grey jedi who brought true balance to the Force.

You know what, I knew most of this shit already, but seeing it for real is just very disorienting and horrifying.
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Also I'm seeing a lot of new users here. Welcome ye newfags who have joined because of Null. Feel free to shitpost and shit on Disney merrily.
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Apologies if I'm posting too soon:
GeneralFriendliness said:
So Rey gets a yellow lightsaber... I remember reading about this a few days ago but wasn't sure if it was true or not. Its supposed to be used in the end where its revealed that she's now a fucking grey jedi who brought true balance to the Force.

You know what, I knew most of this shit already, but seeing it for real is just very disorienting and horrifying.
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Oh you'll defiintely love this then:

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So far EVERYTHING is being confirmed. I can't wait for Friday to arrive.

And because I don't want to spam the forum, something I noticed regarding one of those pictures:

The so-called Wayfinder or whatever its called? Just looks like your typical old school Sith Holocron. What a fucking lack of creativity.
 
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TheMysteriousAHole said:
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Oh you'll defiintely love this then:

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So far EVERYTHING is being confirmed. I can't wait for Friday to arrive.
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>Everything is being confirmed
It was true... All of it... Good Lord, being right is both amazing and horribly painful... This is it... This is really the fucking end. And we didn't even need leaks or have anyone go to the movies. The hate was strong the LA theater employees are just giving us the whole movie on a platter online... We know everything now... It all comes tumbling down...
Judge Holden said:
*sighs*

Yup....its the Bells all over again
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There is no longer any doubt the leaks were 100% correct and that we are going to see the cringy sub-fanfic tier rush job everyone feared become the final movie of the main star wars story. The kind of shit that made even dedicated tumblr spastics call bullshit at Korra when that trainwreck pulled this plotline....and pulled it in a far more coherent and thought out way for that matter.

This is the sum of all fears of of shitty hack writing, desperate executive interference, pathetic last ditch efforts to pander to woke social media drones, and utterly disinterested performances by actors who want nothing to do with this shitshow anymore.

There is no turning back now.

Ladies and Gentlemen....welcome to the death of Star Wars.
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TUMBLING DOWN!!!
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BipolarPon said:
I mean i have some stuff i find cringy or outright distasteful. Anyway I present you guys with
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Comander Karbin, a stupid rip-off of General Grievous, he's not even the cringiest part of the nu-e.u. to me
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Was one of Admiral Ackbar's species brainwashed into serving the Empire? Because aside from Thrawn, I thought the Empire was very strict on having non-humans in their ranks. Then again, Disney seems to have all the Inquisitors featured to be non-humans.
 
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The fact that the leaks are true just show how HORRIBLY Disney thought this entire trilogy out. THey thought that as long as they followed what the OG series did, but "BETTER AND WOKER" they would earn ALL the shekels.

But the sales are showing. People are getting tired of Disney's shit. Mandolorian, a side series set before the BETTER AND WOKER series, is doing so damn good because it ACTUALLY RESPECTS THE SOURCE MATERIEL. I was actually excited when Mando and that one lady found the AT-ST, because holy shit, an actual thing from the original series that wasn't massacred and dumbed down!

But now here we are, with Mary Sue Maximus leading the charge with shitty plot lines, pointless character death, and a main antagonist faction that looks like a failed attempt at making a Galactic Empire bootleg. For fucks sake, even LIGHTSABER FIGHTS were screwed up during this entire trilogy. Can you guys imagine what DBZ bullshit will be pulled during Mary Sue Maximus's and Palpatine's fight? Good lord, this trilogy is a prime way of fucking up a set universe in only THREE movies.

Although, if there is any sort of positivity out of this, it's laughing at this new films failures with you guys, and laughing at the Reylo shippers fucking kill themselves from the fact that their ship will never come to be. God that was such a dumb ship.
 
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