Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

Somepony on the leak reddit has apparently confirmed the "rey claims the skywalker name as luke and leia ghosts watch and smile" thing and yes emo ben is indeed dead

Fuck the pain away
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Spoiler: Ending Confirmation

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I knew it... I knew it all... I KNEW EVERYTHING! FUUUUCK!

But even so... Christ Almighty... I never could've imagined it would all be this terrible... Just how right I was... Just how horrible it all was... To think Null had to go and deny so many lurkers the opportunity to see the madness unfold alongside us in real time. Join up lads. Join up now and revel in the madness.

 

[Judge Holden]

So yeah....We can now say with 100% certainty that Disney officially fucked this up worse than Lucas did with the prequels.

Like...on every fucking level. The characters have far less personality and are infinitely less engaging than even the worst shit lucas directed of Hayden, the storyline has less direction, the visuals are blander, the plotting has less competence, the setting as a whole is a thousand times more lifeless and empty....they dont even have freakin meme potential.

The only thing they did better was give better rimjobs to the press in order to have any critics smeared as hateful manbaby bigots.

Good job Empire of Rats.

 

[Love Machine]

You know this would of been pretty cool, if it wasn't for the lootnoxes and shit, and I actually cared for the characthers in the nu-trilogy.

Pretty much all the lootbox shit has been striped in that you can just grind for what you want and all heros are unlocked.
People rated me luny before. But after playing it for about 2 weeks I gotta say it was really worth that 8 bucks.

 

[ASoulMan]

It has been confirmed what has already been known; this movie is gonna be fanfic-tier bullshit. Can't wait for all the scathing reactions that'll come from this, along with the mental gymnastics the shills will pull to justify the film's shit.

Goddammit George why did you have to sell the franchise?

 

[Shield Breaker]

Kennedy says that they won’t abandon the new characters. The ones no one cares about.

STAR WARS Will Abandon Trilogy Format, But Not Its Characters - Nerdist

Kathleen Kennedy revealed in a recent profile that the sequel trilogy stars will still have a place in a galaxy far, far away.

nerdist.com

 

[Muttnik]

So yeah....We can now say with 100% certainty that Disney officially fucked this up worse than Lucas did with the prequels.

Well the good news is that I've now gained a much greater appreciation for the Prequels than I had before. That's something.

Lucas, get off your billionaire ass and just buy the brand back already. I need this shit officially declared non-canon for peace of mind. How could they have fucked up this badly?

 

[Disc]

Somepony on the leak reddit has apparently confirmed the "rey claims the skywalker name as luke and leia ghosts watch and smile" thing and yes emo ben is indeed dead

Somepony on the leak reddit

Somepony

When you're so distressed you slip back into your Brony days.

Buckle your fuckles, everyone. This is gonna be ROUGH AND RAW.

 

[Dilligaff]

You know, I felt bad when they cucked Star Wars Galaxies so everyone could be a Jedi. I had no inkling of the further horrors to come in the name of all-mighty profit.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I'm currently spreading the images throughout the Discord servers I'm in, and laugh-crying in the meantime.

God bless you, LA anon.

 

[PeeveTheSheev]

We live in dark times, my friends. Our paths have diverged, on this day, aligned to a final cinematic turd - foretold by some and believed by few.

Truly, we are The Rise of Skywalker©. It's been an honour populating this thread with you all - I couldn't have wished for a better group of shitposters. It's uncharted territory from here on out as the normies sink their teeth into the movie and the box office figures start rolling in.

 

[Oaat]

Well, this just leaked out on 4chan's /tv/ board:

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Also hi, new guy here that hates Disney Star Wars.

Is it just me, or does he looks like CGI? Must be the makeup caked on + harsh lighting + no eyes + blurriness from the camera.

 

[Judge Holden]

When you're so distressed you slip back into your Brony days.

Buckle your fuckles, everyone. This is gonna be ROUGH AND RAW.

I have long used brony lingo to fuck with people on this forum....now though...now I kinda feel bad for making fun of the bronies

At least their franchise had a satisfactory ending. Thats more than the fucking star wars nerds got

 

[TheMysteriousAHole]

So yeah....We can now say with 100% certainty that Disney officially fucked this up worse than Lucas did with the prequels.

Like...on every fucking level. The only thing they did better was give better rimjobs to the press in order to have any critics smeared as hateful manbaby bigots.

Good job Empire of Rats.

You gotta give them credit, when they fucked up they really fucked up. You have to put in effort to fuck up on this magnitude. They did everything wrong humanly possible. There should be an award for this level of fucking up. You know, besides the Darwin Awards.

Something else I've been thinking about since I've heard the spoilers prior (and now its confirmed):

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Really? Burying two dangerous weapons that any asshole can dig up eventually? SMART move, Rey.

 

[AtomicAgeBoy]

Is it just me, or does he looks like CGI? Must be the makeup caked on + harsh lighting + no eyes + blurriness from the camera.

I was about to say the same. Looks like a cutscene from Fallen Order

 

[Judge Holden]

Now that the end has come....allow me to remind yall how I first reacted when I heard disney was taking over and wiping out the old EU

fucking kill me....

 

[JongleJingle]

Heres the to-do list for improving Star Wars now:

- RENDER THE NEW TRILOGY NON CANON. I cannot state this enough. Literally EVERYTHING about this trilogy stinks, from it's new characters, to it's new alien species, to it's new factions, to it's technology, to EVERYTHING. Make it so that the events of this trilogy were a nightmare Luke had during his time fighting the Imperial Remnants.

- Bring back the EU. Get Kyle Katarn, Mara Jade, Thrawn and all those boys back in. And for gods sake, NO REHASHES.

- Make an entirely new, unique and threatening force to contend with as the new antagonist. Think the Yuuzhan Vong but good and actually logical and not dumb. Don't make it 40K tier threatening and scary, just something that could recognizably come from Star Wars. Maybe put it in the unexplored regions of space; all kinds of weird shit lives there.

- Make every fight, be it in space or ground, blaster or lightsaber, be intense and most importantly, cool and entertaining. The prequels really nailed that sense of combat, as did some parts of the OG trilogy; make lightsabers and blasters COOL again. None of this bootleg shit we have now.

I'll probably add some more later, you guys can add some stuff too if you wanna.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh christ I just realised that this means they actually fucking went with Finn being Landos son who the first order kidnapped solely to become a fucking janitor JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REAL THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN MY IMMORTAL FOR FUCK SAKE

 

[TheMysteriousAHole]

Oh christ I just realised that this means they actually fucking went with Finn being Landos son who the first order kidnapped solely to become a fucking janitor JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REAL THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN MY IMMORTAL FOR FUCK SAKE

Don't you know? Most black people are related! Especially in space. That's why they always say 'my brother or my sister!' Mace Windu was clearly like... a distant cousin of Lando.

...Please don't do this, Lucasfilms.

Fuck it. I'm going to cleanse this away by reading like Young Jedi Knights or Galaxy of Fear. The day when I look forward to Kevin J. Anderson is to be a day long remembered.

 

[Creep3r]

Oh christ I just realised that this means they actually fucking went with Finn being Landos son who the first order kidnapped solely to become a fucking janitor JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REAL THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN MY IMMORTAL FOR FUCK SAKE

Wait... does this mean there's an incest moment between Finn and his sister? Is it true Lando and everyone dies on the Falcon?

Sweet fuck, after this I'll never say another mean thing about the Vong or Dark Empire ever again...

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Now that the end has come....allow me to remind yall how I first reacted when I heard disney was taking over and wiping out the old EU

fucking kill me....

Your Arrogance caused this.