It's been a few months since I asked; but has anything come out of the seemingly pointless continued "investigations" over Russia, and this more recent impeachment shit? It just feels like the same stuff is repeating itself.
Democrats are still doing reruns about Russ... I mean,
Ukraine Interfering in our election. They've tried nailing him with something, anything, but the best thry can come up with is a bunch of read-between-the-lines stuff that isn't really all that damning anyways ("Oh no! Bad Orange Man is setting conditions on giving away literally billions!"). The desiccated lizard queen that is Pelosi is desperate to salvage something out of her all or nothing gambit, so the charges keep changing, literally through focus groups and polling, becoming ever vaguer. It went from
election interference to
political corruption to
quid pro quo to
bribery to
obstruction of Congress to
abuse of power. Eventually, they will literally degrade into charging him with
Orange Man Bad. McConnell has said the Senate will conduct it as an actual trial, with the ability to cross-examine and call witnesses, making Adam Schiff, the pressure-washed gerbil looking motherfucker, appear an even bigger ass than when his star witness admitted he edited the transcript to seem worse.
They've tried restarting the entire taxes scandal, but it's like a dead lawnmower: no matter how much noise it makes when you try starting it, it's never going anywhere. They also can't grasp most people hate paying taxes, so trying to slam someone over legal loopholes or taking the maximum deductions is about as horrifying as going 60 in a 55 mile zone. No one cares that your wife's son needs money for dey programs, bugman.
They'll probably try another sex scandal soon, but they pretty much fell flat on their face with E. Jean Carroll's ravishing "rape is sexy" tale that she literally stole from a Law & Order episode, so maybe not. If they do, they'll have to go even more bananas. Turns out having your retarded pet monkeys in the media cranking out sex positivity shock stories 24/7/365 about how much they can dilate their anus with the help of cylamidia-riddled paraguayan midget prostitutes, numbs the scandal of regular adulterous sex. "Trump once fucked all the women at a Hooters, while Melania had all the men dress up as a chickens and stand around singing the Chicken Truck song off-key! You totally think he's the degenerate now and will support us, right?"
They'll probably also try fear-mongering about Pence cos-playing Raiden for our 8th consecutive pride month, especially if they wanted to push Buttigeg, the unseasoned mashed potatoes of the candidates, who is so bland that you can project anything you want on him and makes most people say "I can't believe it's not plastic!". Of course, gays are bad now because they won't undergo conversion therapy, no wait -maoist struggle sessions, no wait -c
ritcal examination of their desires to sleep with their preferred gender identifier instead of preferred genitalia, or maybe the other way around, so who knows.
Meanwhile, Barr, Horowitz and all Trump's investigators are publishing huge reports detailing very specific crimes, all with legit evidence. Despite the colluding press running cover, they've been forced into defending themselves by saying they're not corrupt, just incompetent. They know that if they don't win big now or in the election, Trump is going to seek revenge. He's already captured the court system, and is setting up assembly lines for prosecution when he begins his purge. The god emperor is about to go old testament when he wins a second term.
So in the end, the best pieces the Democrats have left to prevent total catastrophe, are the day-drunk lizard queen, the bug-eyed schiff head, and their clown car of misfit candidates, starring the demented commie, demented pedo, squaw pale-moon snow-face, and a variety of participant ribbons.