Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

BipolarPon said:
Who's dumbass idea was it to make Lando and Finn realated? They look barely alike despite being black. Cant wait for Johmathan McIntosh to defend this film, and try to explain why any of this shit is ok.
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Not to be one of those people but if that's true, that's actually kind of racist how the only black male characters are related to each other.
 
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BipolarPon said:
Who's dumbass idea was it to make Lando and Finn realated? They look barely alile despite being black. Cant wait for Johmathan McIntosh to defend this film, and try to explain why any of this shit is ok.
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So I guess this means Finn is the canon version of Lando Jr.... So Lando is the only one who got to keep his old canon kid while everyone else loses theirs, and the irony is that Lando is such a shit dad now that he let his kids be kidnapped and they never even knew him, but he still got an actual legacy out of this shit unlike the rest... Fuck this is all so bizarre and messed up.

Oaat said:
Didn't see this one posted yet:

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RIGHT AGAIN?! FUCK.


Reminder to newfag arrivals:
The plot of Plan IX is on page 1023.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1023#post-5728521
For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843
For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10
For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars film, plus statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376
For those interested in where all the Hellish leaks started, it was on page 377.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-377
 
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TheMysteriousAHole said:
When you think about this, excluding the stupid-ass kiss, this really is a sexless trilogy. No one's getting fucked except for the old fans. Rey gets no dick and Poe doesn't get to molest that Stormtrooper booty.
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I actually remember a talkshow where Finn and Poe's actors were talking about the first movie. Someone asked if their characters were a gay couple; they said they were trying to play it like one.

But I guess Disney sorts it's couples like it sorts the fucking laundry.
 
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Iceland Heavy said:
You can unironically thank Obama for that, he came in promising to fix the Great Recession and 8 years of Bush and turned out to be the personification of woke neoliberalism, so all the spurned exceptional individuals that bought it hook line and sinker became convinced peaceful reform was impossible and unironic communism is the only way. But enough about that, we're here to watch the Fall of Skywalker in real time.
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I'm not trying to get off topic, I'm just trying to figure how our culture birthed such a monstrosity.

The culture is a reflection of our society, if you look at the original Star Wars and when it came out, the 1970s was a difficult decade for America as well, but Stars Wars spoke to a desire for a return to better times, a new.... hope if you will.

'70s America was still in touch with our souls, with our humanity, but 2019 America has become so corrupt and rotten.

Maybe I'm taking all of this too seriously, but I can't help but take the failure of Disney's Star Wars as a reflection of the failure of our society as a whole.
 
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Honestly lurking this thread for the past 500 pages or so has definitely been more fun than this shitshow's going to be. Thanks for everything, Kiwis.
I wouldn't be surprised if we get camrips of TRoS by the end of the week, especially since it airs early in Europe (and somehow Israel too). Unfortunately my dad's inevitably going to watch it in theaters, since I don't have the heart to dump all the terrible spoilers on him to talk him out of it. Hopefully Ian gets to ham it up, Palpatine's easily my favorite Star Wars character.

Speaking of Palpatine, here's something I found on /tg/ . 1576417591259.png
 
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Holy Fuck! Kennedy's multiplying! The story group is nothing but Kennedy clones!
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She really is Abeloth!

Shmuckleburg said:
Honestly lurking this thread for the past 500 pages or so has definitely been more fun than this shitshow's going to be. Thanks for everything, Kiwis.
I wouldn't be surprised if we get camrips of TRoS by the end of the week, especially since it airs early in Europe (and somehow Israel too). Unfortunately my dad's inevitably going to watch it in theaters, since I don't have the heart to dump all the terrible spoilers on him to talk him out of it. Hopefully Ian gets to ham it up, Palpatine's easily my favorite Star Wars character.

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Judging from all the pics we've been getting from our mysterious source, I wouldn't be surprised if we get the whole movie by tomorrow. The movie does technically premiere tonight too.
 
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Shmuckleburg said:
Honestly lurking this thread for the past 500 pages or so has definitely been more fun than this shitshow's going to be. Thanks for everything, Kiwis.
I wouldn't be surprised if we get camrips of TRoS by the end of the week, especially since it airs early in Europe (and somehow Israel too). Unfortunately my dad's inevitably going to watch it in theaters, since I don't have the heart to dump all the terrible spoilers on him to talk him out of it. Hopefully Ian gets to ham it up, Palpatine's easily my favorite Star Wars character.

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The greatest character in the franchise killed by the worst. Ironic: he could save the Prequels but not himself
 
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Shmuckleburg said:
Honestly lurking this thread for the past 500 pages or so has definitely been more fun than this shitshow's going to be. Thanks for everything, Kiwis.
I wouldn't be surprised if we get camrips of TRoS by the end of the week, especially since it airs early in Europe (and somehow Israel too). Unfortunately my dad's inevitably going to watch it in theaters, since I don't have the heart to dump all the terrible spoilers on him to talk him out of it. Hopefully Ian gets to ham it up, Palpatine's easily my favorite Star Wars character.

Speaking of Palpatine, here's something I found on /tg/ .View attachment 1054589
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>Kylombine

Holy shit that's perfect.
 
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Kane Lives said:
Sheev wins again. May his dark rule ever be eternal.
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I think @Shmuckleburg's /tg/ post may be on to something. Palpatine is the only one who wins out in any of this (except the part where Rey fucks his shit up a la Korra), like a fucking chaos demon gone rogue.

Kari Kamiya said:
So was the LGBTAlphabet representation just two background characters smooching in victory after all? :story:
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Well we know all the main characters are straight as arrows now. Which means either JJ is a baiting woke bullshitter or Dr. Aphra's ship really does appear in this movie or you only see two ambiguous fags hugging in the background.
 
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