- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
Don't forget:Things that SecretGamerGrrl aka Jake Alley claims that may or may not be true:
- When he was a child, other children would punch him in the face, kick him in the kidneys, sic dogs on him, and tie him up and throw him down ravines
- Thanks to his magic transformation potion he has "double-girl skin"
- He is too fat for surgery
- His abs are coming in nicely