Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

AtomicAgeBoy said:
C O N S U ME P R O D U C T

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"Aaron Carson" was probably a namesake belonging to someone of actual success who died doing what they love.

Then their feminist next of kin decided to name their own daughter Erin Carson who would grow up to become a journo who calls white males toxic.

Pretty much like Rey Trunchbull Skywalker.
 
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AtomicAgeBoy said:
C O N S U ME P R O D U C T

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shill: *antagonizes everyone that isn't them*
everyone else: eh this movie looks dumb
shill: GUYS WHY CANT WE JUST GET ALONG JEEZ OKAY OOF OUCH HONEY STOP WITH THE TOXIC STUFF OKAY!!!?!?!!?

yeah, sorry shills, you're the faggots that started this shit by calling people EVIL and WRONG for not being excited to mindlessly consume product
you get what you deserve
 
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AtomicAgeBoy said:
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These people always make me mad because the fans are what defines a franchise's success, and Star Wars had spent decades cultivating a massive loyal fanbase. Blaming the fans for being disappointed or flat out angry with something that betrayed their loyalty makes no sense to me. It's basically victim blaming.

"Don't go to the dark side, Star Wars fans"? How about make better movies so that doesn't happen Disney?
 
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As the credits rolled and the atomic fire rose, JJ Abrams turned to the assembled shills and said "Behold I have become hack, destroyer of franchises".

A weary Kathleen Kennedy got up out of her seat, took a long pull off her "male tears" mug, and sighed "Now we're all exogols".

-Oral history of the Los Soyalos IP testing grounds circa 2019.
 
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Wait a second here... The shitty Marvel SW comics claim Palpatine is actually Anakin's dad... and if Rey is his granddaughter too... Does that mean this movie is incest pandering?

AtomicAgeBoy said:
I dont even know what to say. I think longman put it best
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He may be a weirdo, but that is still savage.
 
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You know you fucked up when even the PAID SHILLS are saying "This is kinda poopoo".

Disney should be fucking COWERING at these reactions. Word of mouth is stronger than any amount of advertising or shilling; you get enough folks realizing that ROS is trash, sales lower because Jimbo "Regular" Joe was informed the film was trash by MANY people.

I predict this film won't even break a billion. This is the righteous straw that breaks the cowardly, decietful, thieving camel's fucking SPINE.
 
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WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!
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WHAT. THE. FUCK. HAVE. YOU. DONE!?
 
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*sheev falling down the shaft in the death star*

(Freeze frame record scratch) "yea, thats me. I bet your wondering how I got out of a situation like this?"

*Rewind back to before Luke and Vader fight*

*We now see palps ordering some troopers to set up a bongie net about half way down the shaft.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
*sheev falling down the shaft in the death star*

(Freeze frame record scratch) "yea, thats me. I bet your wondering how I got out of a situation like this?"

*Rewind back to before Luke and Vader fight*

*We now see palps ordering some troopers to set up a bongie net about half way down the shaft.
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Bungees and clones of some guy that isn't even me. I ain't gotta explain shit.
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Reminder to new arrivals:
The plot of Plan IX is on page 1023.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1023#post-5728521
For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843
For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10
For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars films, plus statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376
For those interested in where all the Hell of leaks starts, its on page 377.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-377
 
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