Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

"Don't worry Mouseketeers! Rey is here to protect you from the mean old trolls, alt-right nazi shitlords and russian bots!"

"She's gonna DAB on them haters with all her might!"

Christ Almighty, I still can't believe this is real. Fortnite and Disney Wars... An image so unholy it puts naked Snoke to shame.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Don't worry Mouseketeers! Rey is here to protect you from the mean old trolls, alt-right nazi shitlords and russian bots!

She's gonna DAB on them haters with all her might!
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Gonna use this to summarize the whole movie to my friends who are asking if I've heard anything

 

[Agarathium1066]

"Don't worry Mouseketeers! Rey is here to protect you from the mean old trolls, alt-right nazi shitlords and russian bots!"

"She's gonna DAB on them haters with all her might!"
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Christ Almighty, I still can't believe this is real. Fortnite and Disney Wars... An image so unholy it puts naked Snoke to shame.

After seeing the Just Dance or whatever the hell that dancing game was put in custom songs for various characters and include them as dancing avatars I feel like the rest of this is just yet more of the same.

Hell I'd applaud the movie for be audacious enough to have Rey actually dab. At least they'd be self aware and for one shining moment it may amuse someone.

 

[itskaon]

TRoS Script Excerpt #1

EXT. TATOOINE - NIGHT Rey stood on the dune, looking far off to the binary sunset. She closed her eyes, thinking of how her life now had a real meaning. Once a scavenger from Jakku, she was now a Jedi on Tatooine. Who she thought was her enemy was her only love. Ben. As the sunset progressed, ...

docs.google.com

"BEN SOLO:
Rey.

Rey whipped around, believing his voice to have been a delusion -

But it was not. Kylo stood as a Force ghost. And there, behind him, was every Jedi who had ever lived, presenting themselves to their successor. There was, among others, Plo Koon, Mace Windu, Yoda, Yaddle, Ki-Adi Mundi, Kit Fisto, Dipa Billaba, and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Most important of all were Luke and Anakin. The two Skywalkers walked forward, and the three deceased men spoke to Rey."

i never realized how bad it was holy shit, this is legend of korra levels of mary sue, rey is literally the avatar of star wars

 

[Shield Breaker]

Gonna use this to summarize the whole movie to my friends who are asking if I've heard anything

Are they huge Star Wars fans? Just tell them it is the bastard child of Jedi Prince and Dark Empire. That'll work.

 

[Creep3r]

TRoS Script Excerpt #1

EXT. TATOOINE - NIGHT Rey stood on the dune, looking far off to the binary sunset. She closed her eyes, thinking of how her life now had a real meaning. Once a scavenger from Jakku, she was now a Jedi on Tatooine. Who she thought was her enemy was her only love. Ben. As the sunset progressed, ...

docs.google.com

"BEN SOLO:
Rey.

Rey whipped around, believing his voice to have been a delusion -

But it was not. Kylo stood as a Force ghost. And there, behind him, was every Jedi who had ever lived, presenting themselves to their successor. There was, among others, Plo Koon, Mace Windu, Yoda, Yaddle, Ki-Adi Mundi, Kit Fisto, Dipa Billaba, and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Most important of all were Luke and Anakin. The two Skywalkers walked forward, and the three deceased men spoke to Rey."

i never realized how bad it was holy shit, this is legend of korra levels of mary sue, rey is literally the avatar of star wars
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Holy fuck. Its Korra. Its FUCKING KORRA! Just like I said it would be! E;R is going to have a fucking field day with this! Also
>No Ahsoka
The Schadenfreude is real!

JJ baited waifufags and just about every other kind of Disney drone so damn hard. What a fucking deceitful little shit! LMAO

 

[AtomicAgeBoy]

TRoS Script Excerpt #1

EXT. TATOOINE - NIGHT Rey stood on the dune, looking far off to the binary sunset. She closed her eyes, thinking of how her life now had a real meaning. Once a scavenger from Jakku, she was now a Jedi on Tatooine. Who she thought was her enemy was her only love. Ben. As the sunset progressed, ...

docs.google.com

"BEN SOLO:
Rey.

Rey whipped around, believing his voice to have been a delusion -

But it was not. Kylo stood as a Force ghost. And there, behind him, was every Jedi who had ever lived, presenting themselves to their successor. There was, among others, Plo Koon, Mace Windu, Yoda, Yaddle, Ki-Adi Mundi, Kit Fisto, Dipa Billaba, and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Most important of all were Luke and Anakin. The two Skywalkers walked forward, and the three deceased men spoke to Rey."

i never realized how bad it was holy shit, this is legend of korra levels of mary sue, rey is literally the avatar of star wars
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Really disney? You wanted to mimic THIS?

 

[Maamtis]

I wonder if all the empty seats that went to see Captain Marvel will be going to this?

 

[AtomicAgeBoy]

I swear this fucking thing has ruined writing for this and the next generation

 

[Creep3r]

I swear this fucking thing has ruined writing for this and the next generation
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"It just works!"

 

[XtrmGamr719]

You think the Knights of Ren shoulda been Inquisitors with a massive hint of Nepotism. Like they are all force-sensitive grandchildren of Palpatine who were persuaded before Ren? It wouldn’t help nothing but it would be better than just making a new faction for them to be irrelevant.

 

[Reverend]

Apparently the paid for Disney article shills will have the word "inspiring" in them a billion times and that Rey being "forgotten by history" is supposed to "encapsulate the history of women" because "women do all the real work but get none of the acclaim".

Now things could change, if the movie fucking bombs it's going to be an all hands on deck try and minimalize the fallout.

Rosa Parks, Joan of Arc, Marie Curie, and Margaret fucking Thatcher would like those writers to sit the fuck down over THERE and get learned on.

 

[Raging Capybara]

You think the Knights of Ren shoulda been Inquisitors with a massive hint of Nepotism. Like they are all force-sensitive grandchildren of Palpatine who were persuaded before Ren? It wouldn’t help nothing but it would be better than just making a new faction for them to be irrelevant.

everything is irrelevant in disney wars. Let's see:

- Phasma
- Knights of Ren
- Yellow Yoda
- Rose Tico
- Snoke
- Pryde (he kills Hux, literally only that)

Tell me what difference it would make to the history if those characters didn't exist.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

everything is irrelevant in disney wars. Let's see:

- Phasma
- Knights of Ren
- Yellow Yoda
- Rose Tico
- Snoke
- Pryde (he kills Hux, literally only that)

Tell me what difference it would make to the history if those characters didn't exist.

“DLC LOOTBOXES” - KK Shitler

 

[BipolarPon]

There was, among others, Plo Koon, Mace Windu, Yoda, Yaddle, Ki-Adi Mundi, Kit Fisto, Dipa Billaba, and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

And Shaak Ti is missing from that it looks like.@GeneralFriendliness You were right anout Ahsoka preventing togruta from appearing on-screen anymore.

 

[Shield Breaker]

TRoS Script Excerpt #1

EXT. TATOOINE - NIGHT Rey stood on the dune, looking far off to the binary sunset. She closed her eyes, thinking of how her life now had a real meaning. Once a scavenger from Jakku, she was now a Jedi on Tatooine. Who she thought was her enemy was her only love. Ben. As the sunset progressed, ...

docs.google.com

"BEN SOLO:
Rey.

Rey whipped around, believing his voice to have been a delusion -

But it was not. Kylo stood as a Force ghost. And there, behind him, was every Jedi who had ever lived, presenting themselves to their successor. There was, among others, Plo Koon, Mace Windu, Yoda, Yaddle, Ki-Adi Mundi, Kit Fisto, Dipa Billaba, and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Most important of all were Luke and Anakin. The two Skywalkers walked forward, and the three deceased men spoke to Rey."

i never realized how bad it was holy shit, this is legend of korra levels of mary sue, rey is literally the avatar of star wars
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That is fake, right? RIGHT!?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

To fellow Kiwis, let's party!

 

[Reverend]

Kylo on the death star alone hears his father's voice, then Han appears in flesh and Kylo says he is sorry, he tells him he loves him and Han says I know.

Fuck you JJ, fuck all of you fucking cocksucking hack fucks who have to steal EVERYTHING that is good from the first three movies and shoe horn it in because you can't write dialogue for fuckall as you have the empathy of a wooden spoon covered in dog vomit.

Rey gets out off the water Luke's x wing and sends a message to the resistance to help her, she gets to Exegol,

LITERALLY HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??!?! At the end of TLJ the only resistence is 30 fucking people trapped on the fucking millenium falcon. Where the fuck is all the goddamn forces coming from? Did leia recruit a goddamn army in her spare time babysitting Rey? Who the fuck is organizing this shit show? Lando? EL OH FUCKING EL He did all this in retirement while getting his dick greased up by FleshBot88?


I read upto Current Page 1041 and there is nothing but nihilistic black hearted gallows humor that is coursing through my veins. I want to let out a hearty Jabba "HO HO HO" laugh at this whole abortive mess.

One Question that remains unanswered: Which cut was this? JJ's? KK's? Igers?

I'll give Overlord DVD some credit most of what he said did come to pass so his sources were mostly on the money. Now if we can confirm who wielded the true FINAL STAMP OF APPROVAL to let our hate flow to them. 10-1 it'll be KK as Iger has a shield of investor's not even the Death Star could penetrate and JJ will deflect quicker than Rey learning how to wield a light saber (i.e. nanofuckingseconds).

He's Samoan, doesn't count.

He's the wrong shade of Brown, as such he doesn't count in <CURRENT_YEAR> as a Person of Color.

 

[Marissa Moira]

That is fake, right? RIGHT!?

In the sense that even normies are calling for this garbage to be de-canonized and a reset button hit, yes this will be fake.

Then again there's 9 different endings, you know they'll put them on the blu-ray release. This already gives weight that nothing in these 3 movies happened.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

LITERALLY HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?‽‽ At the end of TLJ the only resistence is 30 fucking people trapped on the fucking millenium falcon. Where the fuck is all the goddamn forces coming from? Did leia recruit a goddamn army in her spare time babysitting Rey? Who the fuck is organizing this shit show? Lando? EL OH FUCKING EL He did all this in retirement while getting his dick greased up by FleshBot88?

Well, they kinda forgot that they had a whole other fleet sitting in flat pack form in the storage rooms at the Crait base. Turns out they'd ordered them back before the Battle of Yavin but the instructions were in a language nobody spoke and the allen key was missing. However with C-3PO and his six billion languages they were able to put them up in no time and BB-8's spare probe just happened to be the right shape.