Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Water-T]

HAHAHAHA. Holeee shiiit, all that just from ONE DAY.

Jake must feel SO POWERFUL, thinking that all this autistic tattling is accomplishing anything.

There is no way that Twitter Support didn't get tired of this shit after a few weeks and set him on Mute.

"Oh god - this SGG faggot just sent us 200 messages in the span of an hour, and they're each a multi-paragraph whine-fest about how so and so is a Nazi that is plotting to kill him because they called him by his real name or sent him a photo of some fat bald loser. Can we just Mute ths fat tub of lard already?"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The funny thing is that he's trying to imply it was related to recent events but look at the date, they're from April 23rd.

Lemme hop in the time machine...and see what the thread's got:

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This here is why Jake is my favourite cow. He’s like a sitcom character. Ironically, his OTT stupidity and surreal claims wouldn’t be out of place in a sitcom by Glinner.

In his attempt at damage control, he’s forgotten that he’s recently admitted to being hairy, obese and built like a Viking warrior. Apparently now guys are just constantly coming on to him because he is totally a hot woman. Despite just being outed as a former (lol) bald, old-looking, very masculine neckbeard. You couldn’t make it up.

 

[Norvic]

What could Jake possibly lose by posting a selfie that would be outweighed by the joy of humiliating Graham Linehan and all the Nazis at Kiwi Farms? Come on, Jake. We've been calling you a bearded gnome for almost four years now, put us to shame with your petite, befreckled, red-headed glory.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What could Jake possibly lose by posting a selfie that would be outweighed by the joy of humiliating Graham Linehan and all the Nazis at Kiwi Farms? Come on, Jake. We've been calling you a bearded gnome for almost four years now, put us to shame with your petite, befreckled, red-headed glory.

Well you see that raises the possibility that some transphobe will see it and then might bump into Violet IRL and fly into an uncontrollable murderous rage, tearing Violet limb from limb right there in the open.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

ha he says so much shit I totally forget it even when it wasn't that long ago; two weeks ago he was a HULKING GIANTESS:

and going through "trouble and expense to reshape my torso and change where hair does and doesn't grow"

in October still had a lot of body hair

and still needed another five years on HRT

in July was at the low point of body hair removal

that was the same day that the old man praised his long red hair and he wore THE BOOBS DRESS and...TOOK A SELFIE AND SENT IT TO FRIENDS

note too that he "left his apartment" that he's still $250+ short of being able to move into

now if you're saying HRT can't do this, shut up bigot

that was the same explanation about how they can do a little origami to get your parts back inside where they belong

no despite what you just read you may want to consult another expert who is not Jake Alley to learn about HRT and body hair

oh by the way, while we're back in the archives... would you look at this would you:

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

This one's interesting because while it seems trivial it cuts to the heart of Jake's confusion around transition, which is that sex differences like the ones impelled by hormones are constructive rather than transformative. Case in point, exposure to testosterone prompts body hair follicles to specialise such that they produce thicker, darker hair and extend their growth phase. What we think of as a feminine body hair pattern is just the neotenous mode, that is, undeveloped body hair. You can't go back and undevelop the tissue. Conversely, no amount of testosterone will ungrow tits, again "male" breasts are just undeveloped breasts (incidentally, estrogen only causes the existing tissue to engorge, the actual growth factors for breasts are not prescribed to troons for a variety of reasons).

 

[Taraxacum]

Is it just me or is his obsession with women's skin really, really creepy. If he wasn't dumb and useless, I'd be worried that one day he would realize that estrogen isn't letting him be in women's skin and he'd start looking for other ways to satisfy that obsession.

Fortunately, he is dumb and useless, so the women of Niantic are safe.

 

[Judge Holden]

Is it just me or is his obsession with women's skin really, really creepy. If he wasn't dumb and useless, I'd be worried that one day he would realize that estrogen isn't letting him be in women's skin and he'd start looking for other ways to satisfy that obsession.

Fortunately, he is dumb and useless, so the women of Niantic are safe.

On the plus side, if he does go full Ed Gein it gives me an excuse to spam my favorite Slayer song on this thread

How I've waited for you to come Chelsea...
I've been here all alone
Now that you've arrived... Please stay awhile...
And I promise I won't keep you long
I'll keep you forever...

 

[Next Task]

This very much reads like Jake having searched for a picture of a woman with red hair and freckles he can even slightly plausibly claim to be himself, but he can't think of a way to make it actually prove anything other than he can google.

Seriously, he wouldn't have to worry about being spotted - you're not doxed, remember, Jake? - but he would have to worry about reverse image search.

 

[AnOminous]

This very much reads like Jake having searched for a picture of a woman with red hair and freckles he can even slightly plausibly claim to be himself, but he can't think of a way to make it actually prove anything other than he can google.

Seriously, he wouldn't have to worry about being spotted - you're not doxed, remember, Jake? - but he would have to worry about reverse image search.

I would bet he hasn't even shaved off his giant gnome beard despite all his Googleshnging and lying.

 

[Army Burger]

I would bet he hasn't even shaved off his giant gnome beard despite all his Googleshnging and lying.

I don't think Jake knows what a razor is

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I don't think Jake knows what a razor is

Maybe he could cut the beard off with safety scissors? That could be his substitute for a razor

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I would bet he hasn't even shaved off his giant gnome beard despite all his Googleshnging and lying.

I feel like he’d somehow still have a beard even if he shaved it off. The beard is the essence of who he is. If he shaved his beard off, his body would die and his mother would come into the attic one day and just find this disembodied beard bouncing on the keyboard. No longer needing to support its useless flesh-anchor, it is free to Googleshng for all eternity.

 

[Water-T]

Maybe he could cut the beard off with safety scissors? That could be his substitute for a razor

Might as well. He already uses safety scissors in lieu of a razor whenever he "commits" suicide.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't think Jake knows what a razor is

It's true, that's why toasters are his suicide weapon of choice.

 

[Ruin]

I feel like he’d somehow still have a beard even if he shaved it off. The beard is the essence of who he is. If he shaved his beard off, his body would die and his mother would come into the attic one day and just find this disembodied beard bouncing on the keyboard. No longer needing to support its useless flesh-anchor, it is free to Googleshng for all eternity.

I think he secretly likes his beard and thinks it makes him look like a badass fantasy warrior and not an idiot. He just can't admit because he's larping as a cute loli.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think he secretly likes his beard and thinks it makes him look like a badass fantasy warrior and not an idiot. He just can't admit because he's larping as a cute loli.

Or a wise sage. I suspect the original plan was to play a woman online, stay male offline.

 

[Judge Holden]

Or a wise sage. I suspect the original plan was to play a woman online, stay male offline.

Lol imagine if Jake Alley IRL was actually some grizzled trucker who gets into bar brawls for exercise, can bench press an easy 400 pounds between shifts, and casually picks broken glass and the teeth of dumb bar hicks out his beard while eatin lunch, and then when he has some time off he enjoys kicking back with his sons laptop and trolling a bunch of dumb trannies on twitter and autistic troll spergs with this facade of an obvious manlet troon who pretends to be a little girl despite being a bald bearded fat guy

 

[Water-T]

Or a wise sage. I suspect the original plan was to play a woman online, stay male offline.

I'm fairly sure that Jake invented this whole trans-LARPING as a way to get an "in" with both the gaming community and Chelsea's pants. He knew that someone who looks like the very stereotype of a straight white cis male that the anti-gg crew always bitched about was never going to shill his failed game or get him more paying gigs. So pulling a Tootsie was his best bet.

Jake isn't trans. He isn't even a troon. Trans people have an understanding about the differences between genders that Jake does not have and tries to make up for by spewing stupidity and presenting it as fact. Troons can't help but post endless selfies and crow about how "Cute" their potato-looking faces and bodies are. No matter how much they look like a man in a dress, or how much they fear that the Trump administration is going to drag them from their house to the camps, they don't hesitate to do this...all but Jake.

Jake can't admit that he's yet another cis white man trying to take attention and paying work from "deserving" trans women and invading trans spaces so he can perv on them, because then what few "friends" and paypigs he has will abandon his gnome ass. The few people who know that Violet is Jake (or at least suspect as much), don't come forward because not only would they look like morons (or liars that allowed a cis man into trans spaces), but it would also prove the Farms right, and NPCS CAN'T ALLOW THAT, lest it open the floodgates of everything else concerning the numerous troons we highlight on here. So dickheads like Chu continue to pretend that they can't see the fat balding loser behind the curtain. Others that do know/might know like Chelsea and Tanya have just washed their hands of him and don't get involved because they have too much to lose to let Jake and his Mrs Doubtfire act drag them down.