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I'm impressed this dumbass managed to hang literally every bit of dirty laundry out on the interwebs for everyone to see.
The irony isn't lost on me.
The irony isn't lost on me.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
- Thread starter Spunt
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This recent saga has proven beyond a doubt that he’s a lolcow. I’m amazed at how stupid he is about posting things that can be used against him.
RapidUnplannedDisassembly
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Right, Richard. It's absolutely implausible that any woman has ever bailed out to a shelter ever prior to getting a restraining order. This fuckin dude is a magical intersect of myopia and solipsism right now.
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He'd be lucky to get a quarter of that for the remains of the site. The only people at this point who'd throw money at it are the very troons he already is trying to squeeze every buck out of.
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Yeah how horrible that women have a place to hide from their vengeful, abusive husbands who are publicly threatening to have them deported and take their kids. There should be a group of people opposing that. Maybe we could call them men's rights activists. Or MRAs. I'm sure that would be popular.
Does this absolute dick realize how badly this is going to look for him?
Nobody is going to pay that for a declining, failing site that is now just a mental asylum for broke brained troons and which only makes money by begging for it from people on tard bucks.
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It's worth something. Probably at least $10,000. Surely there's someone somewhere who wants to buy them out and publish coffee table books of old offensive photoshop Fridays, like some sort of Z-grade National Lampoon.
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I am pretty sure that a competent attorney is going to make more of an issue of the substance abuse and inviting shmorky over than the dumb shit he posts on social media, althought obviously he is making things worse. Someone on twitter mentioned him mocking his daughter's emotional problems online but provided no proof. Not sure how true it is or if leaf wife has more info. She probably has something a lot worse than anything we know about.
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He certainly rushed very quickly into marriage and kids after the integral debacle. This front page Integral proposal was posted in 2003 and he was married to Korean wife and had a kid (or was expecting one) before 2005.
He certainly seemed to be in a big hurry to get married for a guy in his early 20s. I wasn’t around for the divorce and leaf wife, but it seems like he got wife two, and baby on the way, within five years of his divorce being finalized.
How long till he gets married to or gets a 29 year old BPD goonette pregnant? He should get a vasectomy for Xmas before it’s too late.
Damn, either he thought his “you got served” joke Post was so good he used it too early or posted it because he was overly confident he was going to actually serve her.
I wonder if Lowtax would go full MRA if he didn’t fear his paetron being gutted?
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I offered him $20k and I'm pretty sure I was overvaluing it a lot.
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Lowtax is a guy that should have never gotten married or had kids, but probably did so because of pressure from his family.
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I m talking out my ass but Eric balm got millions there are rivers of money for stupid internet or tech shit that doesn't make money.
For better or worse SA brand has a history and it not known as the tranny haven it edgy.
Modernize the site import the forum to xenforo. Put it on a VPS do some promotion have low tax make some articles hire a few cheap oversea s animators to make shmorky free flash tub s.
Hell what happened to lowtaxs podcast? Get manager to do research book guests keep the episode short.
Have low tax make a edm track release an SA album on iTunes.
Do cross promotion with other sites and shit.
There is value in SA but it would take investment to exploit.
For better or worse SA brand has a history and it not known as the tranny haven it edgy.
Modernize the site import the forum to xenforo. Put it on a VPS do some promotion have low tax make some articles hire a few cheap oversea s animators to make shmorky free flash tub s.
Hell what happened to lowtaxs podcast? Get manager to do research book guests keep the episode short.
Have low tax make a edm track release an SA album on iTunes.
Do cross promotion with other sites and shit.
There is value in SA but it would take investment to exploit.
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Not only is it not worth paying that much for it, you'd have to grovel to increasingly insane troons for the rest of your life, a horrifying proposition.
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It’s amazing to watch Ainslie and Lowtax try to one up each other in the FB comments if men have it worse in US family courts or women in Canadian family courts. Ainslie and Lowtax are the innocent, heroic victims of evil abusive spouses and court system gone mad.
Lowtax is just trying to get his crazy wife deported so she can never see their daughter again. Ainslie is the ultimate victim, even her drug abuse and psychotic breakdowns are totally the fault of her ex. Lowtax should definitely marry her ASAP.
But Leaf wife would rather spend Christmas with their toddler in a domestic violence shelter than in a shared home with Lowtax.
Lowtax is just trying to get his crazy wife deported so she can never see their daughter again. Ainslie is the ultimate victim, even her drug abuse and psychotic breakdowns are totally the fault of her ex. Lowtax should definitely marry her ASAP.
But Leaf wife would rather spend Christmas with their toddler in a domestic violence shelter than in a shared home with Lowtax.
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Trip Chesterton III
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Honestly if someone else just came in and banned all the troons, I would go back to post there just to make fun of them on their holy land
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It's time for a crusade
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i'm (Speculating) what he could have potentially sold out for at the peak, based off of internet rumors of what Ebaum got.
I have some thoughts about the slant of the system, and the quasi-extralegal status of women's shelters when they are allowed to deprive fathers of access to their kids.
But I will say this: I don't think Lowtax is a direct physical danger to his children, but in this case the system is working precisely as intended. Lowtax is coming out as very controlling and aggressive, and yeah, I think Maplewife - who is definitely a very special type of stupid, and likely not in line for mother of year any time soon - is definitely in the right to get the fuck away from him here.
If he didn't want to win stupid prizes, he shouldn't have played stupid games.
He could have filed on MapleWife before going to utah for 3 weeks over thanksgiving to put his dick some mormon crazy.
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I like how this embarrassment of a manchild honestly expects and is mad that the police won't throw out 200+ years of legal and ethical principles in order to drag maple wife back to Lowtax so he can serve her papers and hold his young child hostage. As if his wife isn't a fucking grown ass adult and can go wherever she wants, when she wants, with no obligation to tell anyone anything about it, and as the guardian and actual caregiver of her young child can't take her kid with her. Yep, the system sure is broke because it won't kowtow to the Master of Irony Lowtax.
Sabrina
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IIRC the marriage to Megan (first wife) was a shotgun wedding but I don't have any material, just remembering goons saying that.
There was also another woman between Megan and Integral that I hadn't heard of, but pics have been posted of her here. Megan was the first one to get pregnant, so he had to follow thru. Maple Wife got pregnant too so they rushed the marriage as well.
What's really sad to me other than a 3yo being in a shelter (I wouldn't be in Lowtax's home right now either if I were Ashli) is the poor middle child not even existing. Everybody just talks about Lauren and Sloane, some goons even think Sloane doesn't exist and Ashli kidnapped Lauren (lol), but the other one doesn't exist so much that I can't even remember her name. At least they're with their mother and don't have to deal with his shit.
I'm getting hostile vibes from Ainslie posting on Lowtax's latest status. What do you wanna bet all three of these side pieces are now pissed off at Lowtax since they've all been outed and know about each other. No sympathy though because all three knew be was married and already had a small child when they started their chat relationships. Wonder how many more are out there? You know he'll go after any half decent looking, naive young goonette or goonettes' friends that will give him the time of day. Bonus points if they're BPD.
There was also another woman between Megan and Integral that I hadn't heard of, but pics have been posted of her here. Megan was the first one to get pregnant, so he had to follow thru. Maple Wife got pregnant too so they rushed the marriage as well.
What's really sad to me other than a 3yo being in a shelter (I wouldn't be in Lowtax's home right now either if I were Ashli) is the poor middle child not even existing. Everybody just talks about Lauren and Sloane, some goons even think Sloane doesn't exist and Ashli kidnapped Lauren (lol), but the other one doesn't exist so much that I can't even remember her name. At least they're with their mother and don't have to deal with his shit.
I'm getting hostile vibes from Ainslie posting on Lowtax's latest status. What do you wanna bet all three of these side pieces are now pissed off at Lowtax since they've all been outed and know about each other. No sympathy though because all three knew be was married and already had a small child when they started their chat relationships. Wonder how many more are out there? You know he'll go after any half decent looking, naive young goonette or goonettes' friends that will give him the time of day. Bonus points if they're BPD.
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They are pretty much worthless whores who got treated like what they are. They're not mad at themselves for actually being worthless whores, but because what worthless whores they are is public knowledge because of LowT's assholery and total lack of discretion.
They are pretty much all a pack of lolcows.