Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Lol they kill Chuck Wendig's self insert character in the film
Sweet fucking kekles you're right!

The death count is in:
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>Snap Wexley is dead
>Chuck Wendig's self-insert and the star of the fart wedding book is dead

Chuck Wendig's self-insert is fucking dead! LMAO
First fired and now this!
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In memory of our dear artist @Curt Sibling... One of our boys who couldn't be here with us today. Wherever you are my dude, you foresaw what no one else did. Kudos to you comrade.
I drew a Halloween portrait of our soy-zombie hero!
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No more fart weddings or fart anniversaries for poor old Snap.
 
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No new leaked pics yet, but I saw this on /tv/ and thought it was funny enough to share.
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Also that John Campea fuck who liked TLJ hated IX.
Obese female Imperial... I mean new imperial, I mean 2nd Order officers. I think this clearly demonstrates the current year circumstances of our beloved Star Wars.
 
No new leaked pics yet, but I saw this on /tv/ and thought it was funny enough to share.
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Also that John Campea fuck who liked TLJ hated IX.
Big Snoke's Order: I'll have two order sixty nines, a sixty nine large, an order sixty six with extra youngling dip, an order sixty seven, two order sixty-fives, one with wookie cheese, and a large blue soda.
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Cmon, what kind of shitbag franchise would pull a random "super duper villain destroying weapon" out of nowhere at the very end of the series with absolutely zero foreshadowing or wider setting justifications solely so a hackfraud writer can escape the corner they wrote themselves in to?
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I can imagine Disney purchasing Harry Potter and releasing a film series as the sequel to the popular Harry Potter series. Only this time we're introduced to a female protagonists who unknowingly the daughter of Voldemort, who returns somehow, and shits on the sacrifices of the characters who died fighting the infamous dark wizard.

Only this time the series is now woke!
 
I can imagine Disney purchasing Harry Potter and releasing a film series as the sequel to the popular Harry Potter series. Only this time we're introduced to a female protagonists who unknowingly the daughter of Voldemort, who returns somehow, and shits on the sacrifices of the characters who died fighting the infamous dark wizard.

Only this time the series is now woke!
>is unuronically reduced to giggling cringe by the mere memory of pajeet weasley.....
 
You know what I just remembered, the Michael bay Transformers movies contributed more culturally than the new Star Wars movies because the music from the transformers films are popular to use in movie trailers and as background music for televised award ceremonies. They've won awards for them as well IIRC.

 
Lets continue this game.

Lets make Star Trek woke!

Oh wait, they already did that...

Um.

Doom?

No, too sacred.

Nothing is sacred. If I have learned anything about hollywood activists it's that the more beloved and sacred an IP is, the more frothing at the mouth determined they are to use it as a vehicle for intersectional social justice.
 
Lets continue this game.

Lets make Star Trek woke!

Oh wait, they already did that...

Um.

Doom?

No, too sacred.
Speakin of harry potter you see Jason Isaacs is aggressively ramping up the public screeching about icky bigotnurd fanboys who dont like the superior future show of STD?

Because the whole "burn the franchise down with shitty sub-fanfic writing and declare everyone who criticises it is a nazi who is threatened by diversity despite having enjoyed literally fifty years of equally diverse/even more diverse star trek" schtick is still very popular among the usual sanctimonious hack types
 
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