Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Peace and Harmony said:
John at your next rally your speech should be entirely about Final Fantasy XIII and what it means in the era of Dr*mpf. And by "next rally" I mean your first rally because you haven't spoken to fucking anyone.

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Final Fantasy 13 is not underrated, it's perfectly rated because it's bad.

If you sing a game's praises by going to it's story first and foremost it's a bad game. Especially when it comes to final fantasy 13 because the game had two sequels and the third game disregards what happens in the first two games because they were both bad. Final Fantasy 13 was underwhelming all the way through. Final Fantasy 13-2 was just as bad but they made the battles less tedious and the time travel mechanics to open new timelines would have probably worked well for a new Chrono game. But 13-2 wasn't good either, everything was shit and even the secret ending was mystery box garbage that never panned out. 13-2 had a ton of real boring parts or really bad dungeon design both 13 and 13-2 had really fucking tedious shit as well.

Now Lightning Returns totally disregards what happens in the last two games, and that's to it's benefit because this was an actual good game. They changed the battle system, made a ton of areas to openly explore, and had interesting quests. Now there is a time limit but you can pause the time limit from ticking down if you use proper consumable items. But the character's personalities were all different, the bullshit mythology built up in the last two games isn't really mentioned, and the bad guy's return was a side quest. You don't need to play the previous two games to understand Lighting Returns because of all the shit they changed, the previous two games don't matter at fucking all. LR only has Lighting for the whole party and she changes classes to do different abilities, there's 3 main areas, the City(which acts as kind of a quest hub and arena fights, the Plains(which is where you ride a chocobo and do more quests) and the desert which is where the secret dungeon is and the end game optional boss exists. All the areas are completely fleshed out and well designed. If you like Valkyrie Profile you'll like Lighting Returns because it was made by Tri-Ace and not the main team at Square Enix itself. It also plays very much like VP itself but in full 3D.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
Final Fantasy 13 is not underrated, it's perfectly rated because it's bad.
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Johnny's just parroting the NPC line.

Heather Iwasamanonce of Kuntaku put up an article trying to convince even xerself that FF XIII was anything but garbage.

Troons like Heather and Brianna love the game because it stars a "strong" pink haired woman, has an incomprehensible story that tries to pass itself off as deep, and doesn't involve any effort aside from moving your party down corridors, and jamming the action button.
 
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nets_awesome said:
It’s honestly safe to say that 99% of the time, if Wu likes some piece of media and cries about how underrated it is it’s probably junk to begin with.
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I just think he likes it because Lightning was one of the more mannish women in the series. Lightning also has a longer face just like John and it's probably how he imagines himself to be instead of a train wreck that everyone else sees.

13 also has Fang which is another character that everyone like to associate with lesbians.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
"not gonna lie"
and just like that, John fucking died.

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"I've been sick for 14 days. I cant even make calls to beg for money because my voice sucks and sounds like it always does and people dont want to be bugged for money by a snarling troon during their Christmas vacation. I also had to cancel all my obligations... Click here to donate now and make a difference!"
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
"not gonna lie"
and just like that, John fucking died.

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Wu went off on his own and his staff is covering for him. He's been spending time playing the big holiday blockbuster video games over the last... seven days.
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Eli Whitney said:
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Impressive. Even for John. Wow.
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I like the guy saying this is the kind of shit a toddler would do. I think there's some indirect shade there, John is too autistic to notice he just got called a complete tard by a fucking white male.

Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
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Say what you like about Hillary, she was literally going on events when she was death's door and practically fucking publicly coding out. Ruth Bader Ginsburg has had more cancer than a ten ton pile of HeLa cells. John has a cold and suddenly it's a huge deal for him. That's the kind of work ethic he'd have if he got elected.
 
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AnOminous said:
Say what you like about Hillary, she was literally going on events when she was death's door and practically fucking publicly coding out. Ruth Bader Ginsburg has had more cancer than a ten ton pile of HeLa cells. John has a cold and suddenly it's a huge deal for him. That's the kind of work ethic he'd have if he got elected.
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I'm not sure John with a better work ethic is a better deal.
 
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AnOminous said:
Say what you like about Hillary, she was literally going on events when she was death's door
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Say what you will about Brianna Wu, she won't go outside if a video game is released or if the weather is bad or if someone else can go there or if it's winter... Summer isn't a good time either. But she is the people's champion, struggling it out just like the billionaire Hillary. At least Hillary knocked on one door.
 
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So I finally got around to playing AI Dungeon Master 2 and was using our favorite troon as a main character. I think you guys might enjoy what came up, although the ending is a little bit unrealistic.

You are Brianna Wu, a detective living in Chicago. You have a pistol and a police badge. You enter the forest where you believe the criminal you're searching for fled to. Suddenly, you hear gunshots coming from behind some trees.
> Suspect GamerGate
You turn around and see that it's not just one person firing at you. It's several people shooting at you! You don't know who these people are or why they want to kill you, but you're going to be prepared
> Deny that you're a tranny
"I'm not a tranny!" you shout back. "I'm a... a..". Suddenly, a bullet hits your right arm, and you fall backwards on the ground. You look up to see what happened, and then you feel another shot hit your left shoulder
> Continue to deny being a tranny
"No, I'm not a tranny," you say again. "I'm a woman". A few more bullets hit your body, including one to your head
> Call for your Asian partner, Frank Wu, to help you
You call out to Frank Wu, who is standing nearby with his own gun. He runs over to you as fast as he can, but you're already dead by the time he reaches you
> Shamble to Frank's corpse like a ghoul
You stagger towards Frank's corpse like a zombie, and then you collapse on top of him. The two of you lie there in silence for a moment, before Frank finally speaks
> continue
"What do you think happened?" you ask.
"The shooter was wearing black clothing, so we believe that he's part of GamerGate".
"GamerGate? What the hell is GamerGate?"
> Remember that GamerGate is your arch-nemesis
"Yes, my arch-enemy. GamerGate is an online hate group that has been attacking me since August 2015".
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Wu went off on his own and his staff is covering for him. He's been spending time playing the big holiday blockbuster video games over the last... seven days.
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Wu was live on the Young Jerks last Sunday and she was absolutely fine, not even the slightest hint of a sniffle. She was totally malingering. She does this all the time, just deciding that she can't be bothered with her notional job and cancelling her commitments or sending Frank when she can't cancel.

Considering how light her obligations are, it's staggeringly fucking lazy.
 
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Norvic said:
Wu was live on the Young Jerks last Sunday and she was absolutely fine, not even the slightest hint of a sniffle. She was totally malingering. She does this all the time, just deciding that she can't be bothered with her notional job and cancelling her commitments or sending Frank when she can't cancel.

Considering how light her obligations are, it's staggeringly fucking lazy.
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I wouldn't expect anything different from the man formerly known as John Walker Flynt
 
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