When your more excited for a potential sequel/reboot of a relatively obscure resident evil pseudo spin off seeing a sequel than what is being hyped by Disney and the shills as "the epic grand finale to one of the greatest sagas of all time.
So it looks like the early movie screenings just finished up. View attachment 1055833
And people are rightfully upset. Not due to the lack of competent writing, professional integrity, or common decency to the trilogy's legacy...okay well some of that's sprinkled in here and there, but it's mostly because they killed Kylo off.
“#jjabramsisoverparty is trending because Star Wars didn’t give fans the relationships that they were hoping for? God, this is what happens when you let middle schoolers get twitter accounts.”
“#jjabramsisoverparty if you honestly think by k wording a character that undergone physical and mental abuse, was abandoned by his parents because they thought he was too dangerous, rejected by an uncle, finally founding a soulmate only to die is a good then you are psychopath”
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I'll be editing and adding more as I find them.
...I'm sorry, they K-worded someone. Apparently kill's a slur now. Also people are using k-pop stanning to mess with the algorithms and make the hashtag trend.
It happened... It actually fucking happened... The salt wave has come. Reylos are absolutely ass blasted. Disney Wars' primary supporters are displeased. What a time to be alive.
It happened... It actually fucking happened... The salt wave has come. Reylos are absolutely ass blasted. What a time to be alive. View attachment 1055861
I mean the general idea of how it concluded, is not, necessarily, a bad one.
Having Rey becoming an adopting Skywalker could be, hypothetically, rather poignant. But, since they did ZERO leg work in execution: it falls completely flat. She needed to have some sort of parental/guardian/mentor relationship with Luke..
I mean if you wrote Rey as the "little engine that could" in contrast to the overpowered Kylo: it could be an excellent commentary on character, and legacy. That is, Kylo has all the power in the force but he doesn't have Rey's character...
That could be a very good story. Even Palpatine coming back could work, if you even bothered to set it up....
Instead, we got a bland main character who is never challenged. An antagonist who is emasculated and non-threatening. No intetesting secondary lead to help carry narrative(Finn had potentional though).
To shit on the garbage heap, you hamfist a dead villian with no set up....
You should have gotten the Zucker Brothers to make this movie...
Nah, the SJW tears will be even better. The Reylos will probably get over it eventually after having a tantrum and just start writing weird ghost sex fanfiction. The SJWs will probably be shitting themselves over it for years, because how dare they canonize the evil abusive racist Nazi apologist pairing and doing so makes everyone involved with Star Wars a literal Hitler who is responsible for both women being abused and millions of minorities being murdered daily.
Hell I've already seen some Reylos trying to tell the others to calm the fuck down because space wizards aren't seriously business. Others are being huge dumb crybabies, but at least some are attempting to talk sense into them.
While personally, if I had to give it a name, I'd call it the Shillogy, I think Disney Trilogy is the only name that has a chance of getting it's claws into the ardent supporters without them realising it's an insult.
Or not been such fucking cowards focus testing everything and had instead made Rey a Sith in training and her entire story arc about learning to give up her hate and forgive the New Republic for what happened to her parents, and along the way figure out a way to balance the Dark Side and the Light if Disney was hell bent on the Jedi ending and Rey starting something new.
Oh that feeling....christmas 2000....peak of my dinosaur phase.....jurassic park and the lost world on VHS on my very own TV/VHS combo......and fucking Dino Crisis and Dino Crisis 2 on my PS1 with a belly full of christmas toblerone and croissants and chocolate coins
Oh that feeling....jurassic park and the lost world on VHS on my very own TV/VHS combo....zoo tycoon dinosaur expansion on my dads PC....and fucking Dino Crisis and Dino Crisis 2 on my PS1 with a belly full of christmas toblerone and croissants
Also Rey being a Sith could have made the Finn Arc more believable. He was a storm trooper questioning things and so him ending up following Rey around would be more believable. More importantly though they could have put Finn in the subservient role without emasculating him because in this set up Rey is not some junker girl but rather a sith lord who can choke a person out with a thought. The interplay between them would also be able to explain what the actual teachings of the Dark Side are beyond amassing power.
I just get so mad thinking about what could have been in the hands of a competent writer. Focusing more on the Dark Side was the obvious choice since it's not something that has been done in a main line movie yet. But as I mentioned before. Disney were cowards. And hacks. Hack cowards.
Went on to check the video and found this fucking gem View attachment 10556777
Emperor living is number 2. I wonder if he looks back at this video in shame.
She's a FinnRey? Not surprised, in my experience FinnReys are fucking nuts. Probably the most batshit insane out of all the shippers after the Stormpilots. Those two pairings both attracted a shitton of SJWs and SJWs by default are fucking crazy.
In an age where shitbag hackfrauds, smug demagogues, and opportunistic charlatans rule the western media, Japan once again brings us the deliverance we crave
The start of the Year brought me Broly...
The Middle of the Year brought me actual fucking plot progression in Berserk...
Now...at the end...in the darkest of hours....I finally get the promise of sweet coochie Dino Crisis