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I propose we follow the wisdom of r/SaltierThanCrait and a few other places... and rename this to the Disney Trilogy. It doesn't deserve to be called a sequel.
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JongleJingle
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Nay, naming the Foul Rat gives it only more power.
Rather, we should call it the way it has been since it's conception...
The Cursed Trilogy.
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Rather, we should call it the way it has been since it's conception...
The Cursed Trilogy.
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Campea didn't like The Last Jedi until his leash got yanked and he humbly crawled back onto the plantation.
Twatter thread:
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“@johncampea That's similar to your reaction of The Last Jedi 😉”
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That image should have a stroke warning attached to it.
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Campea didn't like The Last Jedi until his leash got yanked and he humbly crawled back onto the plantation.
Twatter thread:
Jordan Rennie on Twitter
“@johncampea That's similar to your reaction of The Last Jedi 😉”
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I don't know who he is but he has the face of someone who buys premium snapchat nudes from e-girls.
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mfw when I realized this trilogy started with Rey on a desert planet and it ends with Rey on a desert planet.
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Growing up in a broken home, the few good memories I have of my childhood is Star Wars and Pokemon. I just wanted a good game or a good movie this year.
Feels bad man
Feels bad man
Commander X
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The First Order of fries.
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I just realized that when looking forward to people tearing this movie asunder on Youtube, I completely forgot about Smack Talk.
Now, if only Rose would die, that would be pretty hilarious.
Klaud surviving makes me oddly happy.Secondly, Klaud survives.
Now, if only Rose would die, that would be pretty hilarious.
Why stop there? Why don't we go all the way and call it the Atrocious Trinity of Shit.Nay, naming the Foul Rat gives it only more power.
Rather, we should call it the way it has been since it's conception...
The Cursed Trilogy.
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So it looks like the early movie screenings just finished up.
And people are rightfully upset. Not due to the lack of competent writing, professional integrity, or common decency to the trilogy's legacy...okay well some of that's sprinkled in here and there, but it's mostly because they killed Kylo off.
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I'll be editing and adding more as I find them.
...I'm sorry, they K-worded someone. Apparently kill's a slur now. Also people are using autistic k-pop stanning to mess with the algorithms and make the hashtag trend.
And people are rightfully upset. Not due to the lack of competent writing, professional integrity, or common decency to the trilogy's legacy...okay well some of that's sprinkled in here and there, but it's mostly because they killed Kylo off.
ren ✨ on Twitter
“can we get the kpop stans on the tag so itll trend lol #jjabramsisoverparty”
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ßçœtt Høwętt on Twitter
“#jjabramsisoverparty is trending because Star Wars didn’t give fans the relationships that they were hoping for? God, this is what happens when you let middle schoolers get twitter accounts.”
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𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 👑 on Twitter
“#jjabramsisoverparty if you honestly think by k wording a character that undergone physical and mental abuse, was abandoned by his parents because they thought he was too dangerous, rejected by an uncle, finally founding a soulmate only to die is a good then you are psychopath”
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PeruvianPerun
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I mean, it was doomed *har-har* from the get-go
Didnt watch this shitshow yet and wont watch Rise. Man, dont even have desire to torrent this, maybe catch on TV
JongleJingle
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The Foul Trinity, the Broken Triplets, the Accursed Films...
Plenty of names to give this cosmic abortion of a trilogy.
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Can't wait for the brazzers send up ala Metal Rear Solid.
There wasn't one specific email or workshop, it's just the never ending Jew hate of the goyim.
People who think JJ is anything but another deviant Hollyweird jew is kidding themselves. He has as much metaphorical blood on his hands as anyone.
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Add me to the list of now dead-in-soul Star Wars folks who've watched the legacy of an old, childhood-defining franchise curdle into the sourest form imaginable in real time. I grew up with this shit thanks to an older brother who was always into the cool stuff first and together we explored the fuckin' galaxy like the little nerds we were with our books and our games and our hundreds of Star Destroyer variants. And at the close of current year...this lurching, wet fart of an abomination burdens all of Earth with its presence.
What a dismal end to an absolute titan.
Warmest regards to this thread for sustaining my decaying husk with laughs and brilliance as I lurked. Y'all keep me from drinking my entire neighborhood liquor store to dull the pain.
What a dismal end to an absolute titan.
Warmest regards to this thread for sustaining my decaying husk with laughs and brilliance as I lurked. Y'all keep me from drinking my entire neighborhood liquor store to dull the pain.
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Shit, you're right. I forgot about Smack Talk too.
So aside from these three, are there any other good SW review tubers who also do good and memeable edits and special effects for their videos? Mauler's fine and I'm anticipating to hear what he thinks, but all he really does is talk and show clips without much entertainment value unlike these three.
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Can we all take a step back and think about how colossally fucked this all is?
You are a company that bought one of the strongest, iron tight brands in entertainment history. You give the first new movie to a hack director that is really popular within Hollywood circles who basically rehashes what everyone liked about the original movies and slaps a couple new bells and whistles on. Then you give a director who has done relatively little a chance to make you more money, and he tries to make a war movie. Your board of directors says "Uh kids won't like that. Send some new people in to fix that shit".
Then when that gets negative press over your terrible decisions, you give a guy who made a meh movie about time traveling that was essentially Time Cop, but without anything good or Jean Claude van Damme. And he fucks it all up. So bad in fact, that your PR andpropaganda divisions TOTALLY ORGANIC FANS AND INFLUENCERS kick into overdrive trying to defend you and your increasingly poorly received products.
Oh and the toys that were guaranteed to make bank on your purchase? Selling worse. To the point they get shoved off into increasingly small sections of shelves, when they used to be the shelves.
Then the unthinkable happens: a Star Wars movie flopped. So now to win what little goodwill you have left, you make all these promises for the last movie in your trilogy. Good News: you have plenty of shills and honest-to-god somehow sticking with you fans that it might work.
But you will get every loop tied, every duck in a row, all wrapped up, by some of the worst writers in all of Hollywood this side of the year 2000. Oh, and you brought back the director of the first movie in your trilogy. Neat. Good thing he knows how to end his creations in a way people will like! Certainly never fucked that up before!
I know I've missed a lot that has happened or been revealed in this thread, but what I covered is already enough for me. This is going to be the greatest comedy in entertainment history, and I can't wait to see the ending.
You are a company that bought one of the strongest, iron tight brands in entertainment history. You give the first new movie to a hack director that is really popular within Hollywood circles who basically rehashes what everyone liked about the original movies and slaps a couple new bells and whistles on. Then you give a director who has done relatively little a chance to make you more money, and he tries to make a war movie. Your board of directors says "Uh kids won't like that. Send some new people in to fix that shit".
Then when that gets negative press over your terrible decisions, you give a guy who made a meh movie about time traveling that was essentially Time Cop, but without anything good or Jean Claude van Damme. And he fucks it all up. So bad in fact, that your PR and
Oh and the toys that were guaranteed to make bank on your purchase? Selling worse. To the point they get shoved off into increasingly small sections of shelves, when they used to be the shelves.
Then the unthinkable happens: a Star Wars movie flopped. So now to win what little goodwill you have left, you make all these promises for the last movie in your trilogy. Good News: you have plenty of shills and honest-to-god somehow sticking with you fans that it might work.
But you will get every loop tied, every duck in a row, all wrapped up, by some of the worst writers in all of Hollywood this side of the year 2000. Oh, and you brought back the director of the first movie in your trilogy. Neat. Good thing he knows how to end his creations in a way people will like! Certainly never fucked that up before!
I know I've missed a lot that has happened or been revealed in this thread, but what I covered is already enough for me. This is going to be the greatest comedy in entertainment history, and I can't wait to see the ending.
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Oh sweet Jesus they're acting as if Kylo was the first mentally abused emo boy to get killed in the history of fiction. You'd almost think they consume nothing but non-threatening family-friendly corporate slop...So it looks like the early movie screenings just finished up.
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And people are rightfully upset.
Not due to the lack of competent writing, professional integrity, or common decency to the trilogy's legacy...okay well some of that's sprinkled in here and there, but it's mostly because they killed Kylo.
ren ✨ on Twitter
“can we get the kpop stans on the tag so itll trend lol #jjabramsisoverparty”ßçœtt Høwętt on Twitter
“#jjabramsisoverparty is trending because Star Wars didn’t give fans the relationships that they were hoping for? God, this is what happens when you let middle schoolers get twitter accounts.”...I'm sorry, they K-worded someone. Apparently kill's a slur now.𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 👑 on Twitter
“#jjabramsisoverparty if you honestly think by k wording a character that undergone physical and mental abuse, was abandoned by his parents because they thought he was too dangerous, rejected by an uncle, finally founding a soulmate only to die is a good then you are psychopath”
Also people are using autistic k-pop stanning to make it trend for some reason.
Oh wait...
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wait a moment....that....that third trend...So it looks like the early movie screenings just finished up.
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And people are rightfully upset.
Not due to the lack of competent writing, professional integrity, or common decency to the trilogy's legacy...okay well some of that's sprinkled in here and there, but it's mostly because they killed Kylo.
...I'm sorry, they K-worded someone. Apparently kill's a slur now.𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 👑 on Twitter
“#jjabramsisoverparty if you honestly think by k wording a character that undergone physical and mental abuse, was abandoned by his parents because they thought he was too dangerous, rejected by an uncle, finally founding a soulmate only to die is a good then you are psychopath”
No way....they cant possibly....
*searches twitter*
i....i have waited....i have waited almost twenty years for this....jesus fuck I have sperged about wanting this on these very farms....
its finally happening...Dino Crisis is coming back
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The sweet fucking Reylo tears will be like the finest of wines.