Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

wait a moment....that....that third trend...
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No way....they cant possibly....

*searches twitter*

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i....i have waited....i have waited almost twenty years for this....jesus fuck I have sperged about wanting this on these very farms....

its finally happening...Dino Crisis is coming back
Dare I say it, if Dino Fuckin' Crisis can come back...

Perhaps...

A trip back to THAT town might be feasable?
 
Dare I say it, if Dino Fuckin' Crisis can come back...

Perhaps...

A trip back to THAT town might be feasable?
Alas, the cruel Pachinko gods still hold that particular soul

Fuck it. Im finally going to be reunited with my first survival horror love and the first R rated vidya I ever played
 
wait a moment....that....that third trend...
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No way....they cant possibly....

*searches twitter*

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i....i have waited....i have waited almost twenty years for this....jesus fuck I have sperged about wanting this on these very farms....

its finally happening...Dino Crisis is coming back
When your more excited for a potential sequel/reboot of a relatively obscure resident evil pseudo spin off seeing a sequel than what is being hyped by Disney and the shills as "the epic grand finale to one of the greatest sagas of all time.
 
So it looks like the early movie screenings just finished up.
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And people are rightfully upset. Not due to the lack of competent writing, professional integrity, or common decency to the trilogy's legacy...okay well some of that's sprinkled in here and there, but it's mostly because they killed Kylo off.
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...I'm sorry, they K-worded someone. Apparently kill's a slur now. Also people are using k-pop stanning to mess with the algorithms and make the hashtag trend.
It happened... It actually fucking happened... The salt wave has come. Reylos are absolutely ass blasted. Disney Wars' primary supporters are displeased. What a time to be alive.
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The Foul Trinity, the Broken Triplets, the Accursed Films...

Plenty of names to give this cosmic abortion of a trilogy.
In time, it will be only refered to as "that trilogy of which we do not speak", but it will take a couple years.

wait a moment....that....that third trend...
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No way....they cant possibly....

*searches twitter*

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i....i have waited....i have waited almost twenty years for this....jesus fuck I have sperged about wanting this on these very farms....

its finally happening...Dino Crisis is coming back
Kek taketh and Kek giveth.

He took GoT from me and gave me Chernobyl.
He took Star Wars from you and he gave you Dino Crisis.

It happened... It actually fucking happened... The salt wave has come. Reylos are absolutely ass blasted. What a time to be alive.
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Drink up lads and stay hydrated, you'll experience levels of salt that can kill lesser men.
 
I mean the general idea of how it concluded, is not, necessarily, a bad one.

Having Rey becoming an adopting Skywalker could be, hypothetically, rather poignant. But, since they did ZERO leg work in execution: it falls completely flat. She needed to have some sort of parental/guardian/mentor relationship with Luke..

I mean if you wrote Rey as the "little engine that could" in contrast to the overpowered Kylo: it could be an excellent commentary on character, and legacy. That is, Kylo has all the power in the force but he doesn't have Rey's character...

That could be a very good story. Even Palpatine coming back could work, if you even bothered to set it up....

Instead, we got a bland main character who is never challenged. An antagonist who is emasculated and non-threatening. No intetesting secondary lead to help carry narrative(Finn had potentional though).

To shit on the garbage heap, you hamfist a dead villian with no set up....

You should have gotten the Zucker Brothers to make this movie...
 
The sweet fucking Reylo tears will be like the finest of wines.
Nah, the SJW tears will be even better. The Reylos will probably get over it eventually after having a tantrum and just start writing weird ghost sex fanfiction. The SJWs will probably be shitting themselves over it for years, because how dare they canonize the evil abusive racist Nazi apologist pairing and doing so makes everyone involved with Star Wars a literal Hitler who is responsible for both women being abused and millions of minorities being murdered daily.

Hell I've already seen some Reylos trying to tell the others to calm the fuck down because space wizards aren't seriously business. Others are being huge dumb crybabies, but at least some are attempting to talk sense into them.
 
The Foul Trinity, the Broken Triplets, the Accursed Films...

Plenty of names to give this cosmic abortion of a trilogy.
While personally, if I had to give it a name, I'd call it the Shillogy, I think Disney Trilogy is the only name that has a chance of getting it's claws into the ardent supporters without them realising it's an insult.
 
Or not been such fucking cowards focus testing everything and had instead made Rey a Sith in training and her entire story arc about learning to give up her hate and forgive the New Republic for what happened to her parents, and along the way figure out a way to balance the Dark Side and the Light if Disney was hell bent on the Jedi ending and Rey starting something new.

But instead we got a low effort mary sue.
 
Oh that feeling....christmas 2000....peak of my dinosaur phase.....jurassic park and the lost world on VHS on my very own TV/VHS combo......and fucking Dino Crisis and Dino Crisis 2 on my PS1 with a belly full of christmas toblerone and croissants and chocolate coins
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Oh that feeling....jurassic park and the lost world on VHS on my very own TV/VHS combo....zoo tycoon dinosaur expansion on my dads PC....and fucking Dino Crisis and Dino Crisis 2 on my PS1 with a belly full of christmas toblerone and croissants
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Honestly, if Dino Crisis DOES get revived, it will be the first time I touched the series in a LOOONG time.

ESPECIALLY on PC. Good god I hope they translate the gore system of Resi 2 remake over to this hypothetical remake.
 
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Also Rey being a Sith could have made the Finn Arc more believable. He was a storm trooper questioning things and so him ending up following Rey around would be more believable. More importantly though they could have put Finn in the subservient role without emasculating him because in this set up Rey is not some junker girl but rather a sith lord who can choke a person out with a thought. The interplay between them would also be able to explain what the actual teachings of the Dark Side are beyond amassing power.

I just get so mad thinking about what could have been in the hands of a competent writer. Focusing more on the Dark Side was the obvious choice since it's not something that has been done in a main line movie yet. But as I mentioned before. Disney were cowards. And hacks. Hack cowards.
 
Honestly, if Dino Crisis DOES get revived, it will be the first time I touched the series in a LOOONG time.

ESPECIALLY on PC. Good god I hope they translate the gore system of Resi 2 remake over to this hypothetical remake.
In an age where shitbag hackfrauds, smug demagogues, and opportunistic charlatans rule the western media, Japan once again brings us the deliverance we crave

The start of the Year brought me Broly...
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The Middle of the Year brought me actual fucking plot progression in Berserk...
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Now...at the end...in the darkest of hours....I finally get the promise of sweet coochie Dino Crisis
 
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