Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

Some random takes on Twitter.

The dichotomy of Disney Wars shills and disgruntled old-school fans.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO

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Whoops, too late :'''(

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Geez that's just unnerving. Also people using Baby Yoda as some kind of shield against criticism or dumb choices is as creepy as those trying to push and popularize the "I would die for Baby Yoda" memes.

Now that Palpatine never died, what was the point of operation cinder? Blow up a galaxy you are going to take back?



Not even horror cows?

Operation Cinder, EA's Battlefront as well as all of Disney's new mandatory DLC-tier expansions just got a hell of a lot more retarded. To think there were and still are idiots who believe Disney is pushing for a more cohesive and unified narrative, case in point faggots like this: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/User:ProfessorTofty

After the model of the spider Oracle on the half submerged baby head was spotted in studio, as far as I'm concerned all the leaks are real.

We know the Spider Oracle exists but she is seemingly no longer in the movie judging from the plot leak which means her shit was maybe cut during the reshoots.

IMO, the plot sounds like it goes "uh, actually.." to Rian Johnson's plotpoints in TLJ and just shits on it.
Which I feel makes it already better in my opinon
Imagine making a $100million+ movie sequel shitting on a majority of the plotpoints from the previous movie.
I think I'll like this movie just a funny bit.
Plus, hopefully it'll have palpatine being palpatine, can't hate that.

Not sure how you got that impression. Rey's a Palpatine who completely fucks over the Skywalker legacy, TFA and TLJ still happen and IX continues all their bad decisions and Palpatine only has 3 minutes of screen time that's mostly screaming and grunting slowly and painfully before getting blasted to bits.

In about 48 hours Boys I will share with you my experience on Exegol boys

Not much left to know considering all the leaks have been confirmed.

Reminder to new arrivals:
The plot of Plan IX is on page 1023.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1023#post-5728521
For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843
For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10
For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars film, plus statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376
For a summary of why JJ is as much of a fuck up as KK and Rian, see page 1043.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1043#post-5731370
For those interested in where all the Hellish leaks started, it was on page 377.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-377

 

[Agarathium1066]

Not even horror cows?

Personally, no. Cows often bring many things on themselves but no one, even they, actually deserve to eat or consume shit or shitty products.

Many people will let the broke brain mutterings in their head convince them they do, but they do not. Yes I know, hopeful take.

 

[CervixHammer]

>he kisses her back to life

I do feel some sympathy for the Reylos, though. because they have some talented smut artists amongst them. I hope Panda Capuccino and IlaFox can work through their sadness with the Wacom. (or in IlaFox's case, perhaps "everything is proceeding just as I have forseen"):

 

[Love Machine]

Image of Dino Crisis fan sacrificing star wars for Dino Crisis.
Colorized 2019

 

[Rotollo]

le funni downward spiral man gives his take

EmpLemon⬇🌀👎🔁📉♻🆘 on Twitter

“Sorry, yet another bitter take about Star Wars, but Disney handing the reigns to JJ Abrams then Rian Johnson then back to JJ is the cinematic equivalent of the Seahawks passing from the 1 in the Super Bowl. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS RUN THE DAMN BALL BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND GET CUTE”

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[Agarathium1066]

EmpLemon⬇🌀👎🔁📉♻🆘 on Twitter

“Sorry, yet another bitter take about Star Wars, but Disney handing the reigns to JJ Abrams then Rian Johnson then back to JJ is the cinematic equivalent of the Seahawks passing from the 1 in the Super Bowl. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS RUN THE DAMN BALL BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND GET CUTE”

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Sure they could've walked it into the endzone but then it would be a dried, festering pile of garbage. Managing to upgrade from 'Syphilis Volcano' to garbage is not a feat one should boast about. A director, crummy or not, should not rest their laurels upon 'It was better than Rian's Hate Fuck'.

 

[Creep3r]

https://www.investors.com/news/disney-stock-star-wars-rise-of-skywalker-2019-box-office-record/

Disney Stock Slips As These First Reactions To 'Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker' Come In

Walt Disney (DIS) late Monday premiered "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" to some of its most devout fans in the center of Hollywood. Early reaction was mostly positive to the ninth and final episode of the epic Skywalker saga. Disney stock fell.

Woah boy... Party's over.

 

[PseudoScrooge]

IMO, the plot sounds like it goes "uh, actually.." to Rian Johnson's plotpoints in TLJ and just shits on it.
Which I feel makes it already better in my opinon
Imagine making a $100million+ movie sequel shitting on a majority of the plotpoints from the previous movie.
I think I'll like this movie just a funny bit.
Plus, hopefully it'll have palpatine being palpatine, can't hate that.

Well, since TLJ is the worst thing that ever happened and the worst movie ever made, then it goes without saying that Plan 9 is already better!

Ironically, it's already been shown here, many times over, that Plan 9 is a festering turd. It's like ranking cancers.

 

[The handsome tard]

Fans: well JJ we made it, despite your mystery boxes.
JJ: Aw Fandom Menace welcome! I hope you are prepared for an unforgettable conclusion.
Fans: Ehh...
JJ: *checks the production on fire* AH! Oh my Lost! My production is ruined!..... *sees Dark Empire* But...what if...I would copy Dark Empire and disguise it as my own production? Oh hoho! Delightfully devilish, JJ Abrams! *copying it but it leaks to the Fans*
Fans: AH! *stares*

FANDOM MENACE AND J J ABRAMS

JJ Abrams, with his crazy explanations !
The fandom are gonna need their medication!
When they hear JJ's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in Lucasfilm tonight !

Fans: JAR JAR ABRAMS!!
JJ: Fandom Menace! I was just aww, stretching my creative capabilities! Mind exercise! Care to join me?
Fans: Why are there leaks coming out of your production, JJ?
JJ: Oh those arent leaks! They are alternative cuts! For the best conclusion we are having! HMMM! Best Conclusion!
Fans:..... *dont buy this shit but rather leave him blissfully ignorant and leave*
JJ: Ufff.... *keeps "borrowing" more from Dark Empire*
Days later
JJ: Fandom, I hope you are ready for a decent conclusion!
Fans: I thought we were having the best conclusion.
JJ: oh no no, I said decent conclusion! Thats what I call finales.
Fans: You call finales "decent conclusions" ?
JJ: Yes! its a corporate dialect!
Fans: Huh? At what corporation?
JJ: Awww Lucasfilms?
Fans: Really? We followed Lucasfilms and nobody ever sad "decent conclusion"
JJ: Oh no at Lucasfilms no, its a Bad Robot expression!
Fans: I see...*watching* You know, the plot of this movie is very similar to the ones in Dark Empire
JJ: oh ho ho no, paterned Abrams storytelling! Old family "recipe" !
Fans:.... for a decent conclusion...
JJ: Yes!
Fans: So you call it a decent conclusion, despite the fact that it highly disappointing?
JJ: Aw...hm...you see, aww, nobody would be satisf- excuse me for a second. *goes back to production* Ahhhh! Well that was wonderful, good times were had by all, Im pooped.
Fans: Yes we should be go- GOOD LORD! What is happening in there?!
JJ: Baby Yoda toys?
Fans: Ah...Baby Yoda toys?! At this part of the year, at this part of the company, localized entirely within your production!?
JJ: Yes!
Fans:....Can we see it?
JJ:...No.
Kathey: Abrams, the production is on fire!
JJ: No, Kathey, thats just Baby Yoda toys selling like fire.
Fans: Well, JJ you are an odd fellow but we must say, you ruined star wars *leaving*
JJ:
Kathey: HEEEELP !HEEEEELP!

New Regime truck driving for a brief instant.

 

[Liquid Kent]

There's some weird choices in terms of "not continuing where Last Jedi left off", and I found Plan 9 to be really bothersome with how a lot of things have regressed for the sake of Maximum Memberberries rather than taking the dumpster fire of Roundhead Johnson and running with it, As they often said "he's done a terrific job."

Spoiler: Sienar Fleet (?) Spergery

For comparison with previous film...

Where is the TIE Whisper's hyperdrive? The profile of the Whisper is exactly the same as the Empire's TIE Interceptor. The TIE Silencer in the previous film was designed as a testbed system like how Vader's TIE Advanced X1 was a "Have Blue" Technology Demonstrator, which paved the way for the TIE Interceptors in RotJ (which still had no hyperdrive, to keep costs down and to prevent pilots from defecting due to reliance on Star Destroyers)

What does the TIE Whisper do? Look cool? An Interceptor with an antenna and red paint? It doesn't even justify itself as a Technology Demonstrator Prototype for the TIE Daggers in Plan 9 (or were those in Rogue One? I don't give a flying fuck anymore, Rat)

Actual forethought went into the design of the TIE Silencer to build off the TFA foundation by someone on the design team with clear passions but FUK THAT, SuBVerSion, I'M MAKIN MUVIES U MANBABY UR SNOKE THEORY SUKKS

I'm sorry for the rant

One of the strange choices I immediately noticed in Plan 9 is Kylo Ren's TIE Whisper. It's literally just a TIE Interceptor with the glob of red paint to differentiate it. I hated Last Jedi for it's sheer amateurish-feel (I'm no director or moviemaker, I'm one to talk, but FUCK that movie), but from an in-universe standpoint, regressing to just repainting a souped-up TIE Interceptor from your (actually unique) TIE Silencer is just dumbass 101.

Everything about the movie is JJ panicking and throwing everything AT the kitchen sink rather than with it. Had the Sith Troopers been the default design of the Rat's Stormtroopers, the Knights of Ren introduced in EP 8 and not having cluttered everything up with nostalgiabait and Boomer "more-means-better" mentality, we could have had something serviceable. Not necessarily good, but serviceable.

We could have had something....

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Adam B. Vary on Twitter

“Also, I can confirm there is queer representation in #StarWars #TheRiseofSkywalker. It lasts maybe two seconds, and you may miss it entirely. Welp.”

twitter.com

Lol well

 

[Xulphis]

If you want to get a sense of how shitty this trilogy is; remember that the entire plot of the trilogy happens in the course of little over a year.

Which means the First Order only had control of the Galaxy for a year.

A year.

ONE GODDAMN YEAR.

Look man, a whole year is like. Three hundred and sixty-five days of sheer, awe-inspiring terror from our uber powerful but also somehow super secret nu-Empire faction nobody but Leia heard of or cared about until TFA. And that's world building!

 

[Shield Breaker]

Personally, no. Cows often bring many things on themselves but no one, even they, actually deserve to eat or consume shit or shitty products.

Many people will let the broke brain mutterings in their head convince them they do, but they do not. Yes I know, hopeful take.

Well, I was thinking about the things that they like being ruined, since that's usually the source of the horror classification.

Adam B. Vary on Twitter

“Also, I can confirm there is queer representation in #StarWars #TheRiseofSkywalker. It lasts maybe two seconds, and you may miss it entirely. Welp.”

twitter.com

Lol well

They made Fisher’s daughter kiss another woman in the background. Need it short enough to cut out for China.

 

[JongleJingle]

Look man, a whole year is like. Three hundred and sixty-five days of sheer, awe-inspiring terror from our uber powerful but also somehow super secret nu-Empire faction nobody but Leia heard of or cared about until TFA. And that's world building!

Sure, sure, just have no explanation for HOW this faction got into power, or how it works, or even if it's actually that bad! Maybe the Resistance is the baddies in this case, and the First Order is just being plain ol' DUMB.

Totally better than that previously established, far better explained and fleshed out, and most importantly DUMB Galactive Empire, amiright guyz?!

 

[Creep3r]

JJ: "Fandom, I hope you are ready for a decent conclusion!"

Fan: "I thought we were having the best conclusion." *Mike drinks himself to near-death*

JJ: "Oh no no, I said decent conclusion! That's what I call a finale."

Fan: "You call finales "decent conclusions"?"

JJ: "Yes! Its a corporate dialect!"

Fan: "Uh-huh... At what corporation?"

JJ: "Uhhh Lucasfilm's?"

Fan: "Really? We followed Lucasfilm and nobody ever said "decent conclusion"."

JJ: "Oh no at Lucasfilm no, its a Bad Robot expression!"

Fan: "I see..." *liver failure imminent*

Fan: "You know, the plot of this movie is very similar to the one in Dark Empire."

JJ: "Oh ho ho no, patented Abrams storytelling! Old family "recipe"!" *rubs shekels nervously*

Fan: ".... For a decent conclusion...?"

JJ: "Yes!"

Fan: "So you call it a decent conclusion, despite the fact that its highly disappointing?"

JJ: "Aw... Hmm... You see, aww, nobody would be satisf- excuse me for a second.*JJ goes back to production*

Fan: "Of course..." *Mike dies from alcohol poisoning*

 

[The handsome tard]

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God damn it, you magnificent bastard

 

[The Valeyard]

@3:40 "Palpatine is back and the only way the Resistance can defeat him is by impeaching him in the House, and convicting him in the Senate"

 

[Xulphis]

Sure, sure, just have no explanation for HOW this faction got into power, or how it works, or even if it's actually that bad! Maybe the Resistance is the baddies in this case, and the First Order is just being plain ol' DUMB.

Totally better than that previously established, far better explained and fleshed out, and most importantly DUMB Galactive Empire, amiright guyz?!

Uh, didn't you get the memo? This is New Age World Building where nothing ever has to make sense or be explained in a reasonable fashion because lmao who cares but those dirty nerds amirite fellow hip Hollywood writers and/or acclaimed novelists. Explaining things is hard, after all, and it's much easier to be lazy than to put in the effort to make something with its own defined rules, logic, and background. Audiences are clearly too stupid for complex concepts anyway so why bother? Excuse me while I watch, dead-eyed, as all the potential burns to ashes in the garbage fire that is nu-Wars.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Uh, didn't you get the memo? This is New Age World Building where nothing ever has to make sense or be explained in a reasonable fashion because lmao who cares but those dirty nerds amirite fellow hip Hollywood writers and/or acclaimed novelists. Explaining things is hard, after all, and it's much easier to be lazy than to put in the effort to make something with its own defined rules, logic, and background. Audiences are clearly too stupid for complex concepts anyway so why bother? Excuse me while I watch, dead-eyed, as all the potential burns to ashes in the garbage fire that is nu-Wars.

That's their stale excuse for why that isn't the case. The truth is they just don't actually care about the story and intend to churn out the idea that they want without any regard for logic or consistency with the preceding film let alone the universe.

Hollywood and the various corps have fleets of people who are paid to cast a thick cloud of obfuscating verbal haze at anyone who starts looking at these works with a critical eye. It saves the directors effort and time that could be spent doing whatever else they'd prefer. Like smashing their genitals with a coconut.

 

[Reverend]

You know, if you gotta make a female Doom Slayer/Guy, at least make her a freaking armored space amazon with high tech guns.

They did that in "The Expanse" and she's fucking awesome.

If you want to get a sense of how shitty this trilogy is; remember that the entire plot of the trilogy happens in the course of little over a year.

Which means the First Order only had control of the Galaxy for a year.

A year.

ONE GODDAMN YEAR.

So the FO blew up..what 3 planets (4 if we count the first one they started on) a few dozen starships , and pissed off the entirety of the galaxy.

Honestly the FO is nothing worse than a random band of hobos shitting up the galaxy. They served no purpose, accomplished nothing, and did jack shit.

My expectations are entirely subverted....thanks Ob...Rian Johnson