Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Water-T]

wasn't she really big into candle shit before becoming a GG lolcow? how does she not know that Yankee Candles exist in almost every major outlet & drug store? or does she think she's above them?
and why does she care whether or not they're decently-priced? she's not spending her own money anymore.

Almost every thing about Becky is a performance. Remember when she was squawking about "muh deadname", and instead of consulting her so-called Lawyer Cuck or using Google, asked everyone how she could do it. She just HAD to let everyone know what a True Trans she is because her birth name was soooo triggering, y'all!

Since Becky is now trying to add yet another fake cosplay to her resume, she's letting everyone on Twitter know what a frugal and dutiful housewife she is! Move over, Martha Stewart - here comes Basic Bitch Becky!

 

[Karl der Grosse]

With Becky's lack of self-discipline, if she sits home and gets stoned all the time, she's gonna get fat as a whale very quickly indeed. Jackson won't complain, he's such a nebbish little worm he'd eat Becky's shit if she ordered him to. I doubt Daniel will do anything either. He's seen what happens when he goes against Becky. He gets accused of rape, loudly and publicly.

I'm looking forward to Becky's HAES journey. It's going to be great.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

So I guess some jew dude claimed They Live is anti-semetic (and The Thing is homophobic....fuck if I know how, dude'd on a Carpenter kick), and Becky needed her fix of telling people what they can and can't comment on in media, so I guess this was the pick of the day.

Becky, a white chick living comfortably in one of the most expensive cities in the country and currently bragging about how she no longer will have to work because her husband is getting a raise and thus both cucks can support her, talking about being "privileged"; as if everyone but her is.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

So I guess some jew dude claimed They Live is anti-semetic (and The Thing is homophobic....fuck if I know how, dude'd on a Carpenter kick), and Becky needed her fix of telling people what they can and can't comment on in media, so I guess this was the pick of the day.

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Becky, a white chick living comfortably in one of the most expensive cities in the country and currently bragging about how she no longer will have to work because her husband is getting a raise and thus both cucks can support her, talking about being "privileged"; as if everyone but her is.

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Those last two tweets, she’s talking about herself.
“Christian adjacent” as if Whitey McWhiteGirl wasn’t raised Catholic by wealthy parents.

It’s frustrating how close, yet so far, she is to self realisation here.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

So I guess some jew dude claimed They Live is anti-semetic (and The Thing is homophobic....fuck if I know how, dude'd on a Carpenter kick), and Becky needed her fix of telling people what they can and can't comment on in media, so I guess this was the pick of the day.

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Becky, a white chick living comfortably in one of the most expensive cities in the country and currently bragging about how she no longer will have to work because her husband is getting a raise and thus both cucks can support her, talking about being "privileged"; as if everyone but her is.

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"Christian-adjacent"?

I guess she means "atheists who still go to grandma's for Christmas dinner" and not "members of other Abrahamic faiths".

But then, wouldn't she be "Jewish-adjacent," since she's in it for the warm & fuzzies and not the actual god stuff?

I recently finished reading this thread from the beginning (although it took me weeks of my life, most of my sanity, and more than a few IQ points) and I swear she does this on purpose.

Also, apropos of nothing, after reading it all on a condensed timeline it seems pretty clear to me that she's not just lurking; she has an actual account here and has signed up for email updates from this thread. Wonder if she got caught in the data leak a while back.

 

[Pargon]

I swear she does this on purpose

Of course she does. She's not going to get asspats and """support""" if she doesn't sufficiently distinguish herself from all of the other boring-ass white people who don't want to work or form a support structure outside of the internet. Her kind is a dime a dozen; she has to run after oppression as fast as her fat little legs will carry her because she's built her identity (and, increasingly, her wellbeing) around receiving pity and attention from others.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Of course she does. She's not going to get asspats and """support""" if she doesn't sufficiently distinguish herself from all of the other boring-ass white people who don't want to work or form a support structure outside of the internet. Her kind is a dime a dozen; she has to run after oppression as fast as her fat little legs will carry her because she's built her identity (and, increasingly, her wellbeing) around receiving pity and attention from others.

Sure. I meant that she also kinda plays a long game where she sets up Group X as a bunch of privileged shitheads, but also subtly (or subtly-for-her) implies that she's also a member of Group X. Sometimes she'll go as far as to make noises that make a casual or unwary observer think she realizes she's a bit of a privileged shithead for being a part of Group X, too.

But then someone will say something (or she'll pretend someone said something) that actually refers to her as being part of Group X and then we get to have a little temper tantrum. It's like she plans this outrage months in advance and puts a ton of effort into funneling people towards the precise cliff she wants to see them walk off.

It's like a con job, but the payoff is her having the opportunity to be publicly offended rather than taking someone's retirement fund.

My only reservation is that another thing that's pretty obvious to me is that she's not nearly as clever as she thinks she is, and I'm honestly not sure if she has the brainpower to actually plot these things out. I might just be trying to impose order on chaos here.

Edit: Clarity

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Sure. I meant that she also kinda plays a long game where she sets up Group X as a bunch of privileged shitheads, but also subtly (or subtly-for-her) implies that she's also a member of Group X. Sometimes she'll go as far as to make noises that make a casual or unwary observer think she realizes she's a bit of a privileged shithead for being a part of Group X, too.

But then someone will say something (or she'll pretend someone said something) that actually refers to her as being part of Group X and then we get to have a little temper tantrum. It's like she plans this outrage months in advance and puts a ton of effort into funneling people towards the precise cliff she wants to see them walk off.

It's like a con job, but the payoff is her having the opportunity to be publicly offended rather than taking someone's retirement fund.

My only reservation is that another thing that's pretty obvious to me is that she's not nearly as clever as she thinks she is, and I'm honestly not sure if she has the brainpower to actually plot these things out. I might just be trying to impose order on chaos here.

Edit: Clarity

Depends. Some lolcows can be quite clever in certain specialised areas. Like how ADF keeps finding places to live and Jake finds inventive ways to imply things without outright saying them.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Depends. Some lolcows can be quite clever in certain specialised areas. Like how ADF keeps finding places to live and Jake finds inventive ways to imply things without outright saying them.

If training two cucks to be even more cuckish is clever, then uh, yeah, I guess Becky is clever.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

I must have missed the Farms call-to-arms to call the cops on Becky.....to induce miscarriages? As if she doesn't create enough stress with her imaginary demons to that that herself. (Also, don't recall the SWATing of her folks either)

Becky also got into it with an actual disabled jew because she can't help but butt into other people's mentions when they call her on her sperging. (more context in the links)

Poor girl didn't know what insanity she was getting tagged in. Thankfully another person clued her in on Becky being an crazy cunt.

 

[Water-T]

It's always a treat to see Becky step outside her Twitter Troon Sphere and try to pull her "HOW DO YOU DO, MY FELLOW JEWS?" only to get recognized and called out as a fair weather Jew who only converted for the Oppression Points and the excuse to not go to work on Friday.

Becky's tactic of throwing a tantrum whenever someone disagrees with her/calls her on her bullshit may work in her NPC circle, but it's ineffectual among people who aren't drunk on the Woke Kool Aid.

And yet, on occasion she'll crawl out of the Twitter Troon muck, pull her Basic Bitch Becky act, and instead of everyone kowtowing to her and showering her with free toys and food, gets smacked on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and piggy squeals all the way back to the safety of her echo chamber. Right now she's screaming at Jackson to order her a double serving of pulled pork sandwiches and cheese fries from Doordash to ease the pain of being a victim of Jew bashing while Daniel fetches premium edibles to calm her the fuck down.

EDIT: Looks like Becky also once again pulled the same crap whenever Jew Twitter tells her to fuck off: she temporarily shut down her Twitter and swears that she's never coming back for real this time you guise! (until she comes back a few hours later)

Double Edit: spoke too soon. Becky overestimated her place in the Oppression Totem Pole, pissing off her fellow Star Wars Obsessed Crazies because she got mad at some leaked info concerning the new SW movie and started taking it out on other SW fangirls like her. TIME TO SHUT DOWN AND NEVER COME BACK (for 30 minutes)

 

[VacuousSpooder]

Becky evidently used the pushback to claim people were joking to her about suicide "in her DMs" (aka: in her head) and cried about it in order to get the fangirls to stop being mean to her and pat her ass instead.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I fight antisemitism anytime I see it. Antizionism = Antisemitism. Officially blocked by Linda Sarsour. I loathe cancel culture & identity politics. Trump 2020!

Not the most internally-consistent Twitter bio I've seen, but she's still got Becky's number in a heartbeat. Score one for the Trump-supporting lidural Nazis (who are also disabled Zionist Jews in this instance) I guess.

 

[Water-T]

LOLOLOL. Once again, all this "hate" Becky gets that drives her off Twitter (for 2 hours) only seems to occur in "muh DMs"....which she is incapable of showing for some reason that is Total Really And Not Made Up.

Gosh - if having her DMs open is so stressful that it causes her to miscarry (for what, like the 53rd time this year?), then why doesn't she just close them?

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

It's always a treat to see Becky step outside her Twitter Troon Sphere and try to pull her "HOW DO YOU DO, MY FELLOW JEWS?" only to get recognized and called out as a fair weather Jew who only converted for the Oppression Points and the excuse to not go to work on Friday.

Becky's tactic of throwing a tantrum whenever someone disagrees with her/calls her on her bullshit may work in her NPC circle, but it's ineffectual among people who aren't drunk on the Woke Kool Aid.

And yet, on occasion she'll crawl out of the Twitter Troon muck, pull her Basic Bitch Becky act, and instead of everyone kowtowing to her and showering her with free toys and food, gets smacked on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and piggy squeals all the way back to the safety of her echo chamber. Right now she's screaming at Jackson to order her a double serving of pulled pork sandwiches and cheese fries from Doordash to ease the pain of being a victim of Jew bashing while Daniel fetches premium edibles to calm her the fuck down.

EDIT: Looks like Becky also once again pulled the same crap whenever Jew Twitter tells her to fuck off: she temporarily shut down her Twitter and swears that she's never coming back for real this time you guise! (until she comes back a few hours later)

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Double Edit: spoke too soon. Becky overestimated her place in the Oppression Totem Pole, pissing off her fellow Star Wars Obsessed Crazies because she got mad at some leaked info concerning the new SW movie and started taking it out on other SW fangirls like her. TIME TO SHUT DOWN AND NEVER COME BACK (for 30 minutes)

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Oh look, Becky being Becky again. How long until she’s back? Place your bets FOLX

I’d give it a day or something!
(also yeah seeing fake oppression jews meet real jews are always the funniest shit on Bex’s timeline)

 

[Sperghetti]

Sure. I meant that she also kinda plays a long game where she sets up Group X as a bunch of privileged shitheads, but also subtly (or subtly-for-her) implies that she's also a member of Group X. Sometimes she'll go as far as to make noises that make a casual or unwary observer think she realizes she's a bit of a privileged shithead for being a part of Group X, too.

But then someone will say something (or she'll pretend someone said something) that actually refers to her as being part of Group X and then we get to have a little temper tantrum. It's like she plans this outrage months in advance and puts a ton of effort into funneling people towards the precise cliff she wants to see them walk off.

It's like a con job, but the payoff is her having the opportunity to be publicly offended rather than taking someone's retirement fund.

My only reservation is that another thing that's pretty obvious to me is that she's not nearly as clever as she thinks she is, and I'm honestly not sure if she has the brainpower to actually plot these things out. I might just be trying to impose order on chaos here.

Edit: Clarity

No, I don’t think Becky’s actively planning it out like that, at least not consciously. I think, like most Cluster B insanity, it’s just a pattern she keeps repeating because it gets her the emotional result she wants. That pattern’s still there, she just isn’t aware that she’s doing it.

 

[melty]

Cuckson is now defending m'lady. I thought at first the fake Jew callout was what made her made her rage delete, but no, it's actually this star wars fangirl crap.

Random screencaps I took this morning before the delete. Fucking moron, you can use recyclable wrapping paper. Jesus Christ

A retweet about KIWIFARMS

Who?

 

[melty]

Daniel and Jackson have decided like good little cucks that The Last Jedi was GREAT and BEST star wars and the new movie, which Becky already hates, is shit. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this new movie has not come out yet? So many people have strong opinions about it that it's hard to tell.

Spoiler

An explanation for the rage delete:

 

[Army Burger]

Daniel and Jackson have decided like good little cucks that The Last Jedi was GREAT and BEST star wars and the new movie, which Becky already hates, is shit. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this new movie has not come out yet? So many people have strong opinions about it that it's hard to tell.

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An explanation for the rage delete:
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Lol she'll be back within a day, GamingCuckJ continues to be pathetic.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Imagine going to law school only to spend your time defending your spouse's feelings about movies as valid to strangers on the internet.