Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Was talking to my friend who likes TLJ (god know why) but he is not looking forward to Plan 9 either and said something that is actually kind of nice to think about.

"It's nice how Rise of the Skywalker seems to be uniting both the people who liked TLJ and the people who didn't like it together. Truly a Christmas miracle"
 
I love how Abrams comes in, sees everything on fire, and decides LET ME GRAB SOME GASOLINE MY DUDES!

Not only is the community torn as is, but then proceeds to shit the bed so hard that he even pisses off the shills that DEFENDED Last Jedi, now you have your average SW fan angry and your CONSOOMER fans mad too. Brilliant!!!

Like the prequels now look even better by comparison, they aren't perfect but at least George himself was overseeing it and had some sort of overall vision for his three movies which is something that you can't seem to say about the sequel films.
 
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I love how Abrams comes in, sees everything on fire, and decides LET ME GRAB SOME GASOLINE MY DUDES!

Not only is the community torn as is, but then proceeds to shit the bed so hard that he even pisses off the shills that DEFENDED Last Jedi, now you have your average SW fan angry and your CONSUMER fans mad too. Brilliant!!!

Like the prequels now look even better by comparison, they aren't perfect but at least George himself was overseeing it and had some sort of overall vision for his three movies which is something that you can't seem to say about the sequel films.
The prequels were also made with legitimate love for the craft and source material. Lucas' ambition and ego simply outstripped his ability. But you can see that love in the work, which goes a long way. Especially when compared to this... thing.
 
Well.......I guess yall should see this
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Well.......I guess yall should see this
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NO FUCKING WAY! This is hillarious
 
Well.......I guess yall should see this
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I just realised that Kylo Ren died because he lost the will to live.....Just like fucking Padme

BRB, im stealing the kiwi time machine and going back to the mid 2000 to tell the nurds that fucking Evangellion has a brighter and more satisfying and optimistic future than Star Wars
 
The prequels were also made with legitimate love for the craft and source material. Lucas' ambition and ego simply outstripped his ability. But you can see that love in the work, which goes a long way. Especially when compared to this... thing.
George Lucas as Neil Breen with a budget confirmed?

Actually I'd love to see a Breen-directed Star Wars trilogy.
 
Oh my god the hits keep on coming....this time from the rushed comic tie in to explain away the shitting of the bed in TLJ

How bad is it?

Well...Snoke appears to straight up be planning to molest Kylo Ren....and he is a hippy....

and....and....and he has a fucking trump hairdo/wig.....
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There are not enough Joker quotes/clips in the world for me to convey my maddened cringejoy at this very moment
 
Shit guys, I didn't know it was Christmas morning already;

https://slate.com/culture/2019/12/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-review.html

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TROS really has pissed off the tards and shills (is there a difference?) that loved TLJ - to the point that their divided ranks now make for a more interesting civil war scenario than the actual Disney Trilogy.

Capitulates to the most toxic fans? What the fuck? It was shit because of its terribad writing and total creative bankruptcy. What's the Fandom Menace got to do with that? Are these people even on the same planet as the rest of us?
 
Capitulates to the most toxic fans? What the fuck? It was shit because of its terribad writing and total creative bankruptcy. What's the Fandom Menace got to do with that? Are these people even on the same planet as the rest of us?
It is as I predicted. They are clinging to their precious narratives of evil toxic nurdbros hating the stunning and brave Rian Johnson and his "bold and subversive and intellectual masterpiece of deconstruction" because JJ and co had the audacity to try and ineptly unshit the bed that Rian crapped in while begging the fans to come back. If JJ called the fans nazis and had fallen in line with this narrative they would all be praising him right now.

They are trying to make TLJ a "martyr" to the vast terroristic cybernazi conspiracy they have spent the past six years screeching about, while also glorifying someone whom seems to have dedicated much of his career to forming Brianna Wu tier "backchannel" friendships with douchebag edgewoke film critic types, as shown by his very hastily retconned friendship with the likes of Devin Faraci and his reliable jumping on whatever bandwagon is trending in media land
 
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Shit guys, I didn't know it was Christmas morning already;

https://slate.com/culture/2019/12/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-review.html

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TROS really has pissed off the tards and shills (is there a difference?) that loved TLJ - to the point that their divided ranks now make for a more interesting civil war scenario than the actual Disney Trilogy.

All right so let me get this straight.

They're tearing this terrible movie to shreds because they think that Disney Lucasfilm capitulated to the fans in making a movie that pissed them off worse?


A part of me died watching these terrible films. Thanks to this, however, that part did die laughing.
 
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