Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

It's not so much that it's a cashgrab, it's more that it's a really badly made, thinly veiled, ineptly executed cashgrab that fails to be the least bit entertaining if you're actually trying to enjoy the movie itself rather than the carnage surrounding it.



You have no fucking idea:
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Daisy Ridley's acting makes it almost impossible to tell that she's supposed to be dead, tbh. Her acting is so wooden, she might as well be a plank of wood.
Also, looks like Maz Kanata is back, and she acts as nurse for Leia, when she dies and vanishes (so, she's a Jedi master after all)

Also, Kylo being thrown away like trash:

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As I said before, Kylo ressurecting Rey is supposed to be THE pivotal moment in the entire saga. He achieves what Anakin could not....

Afterthought

Bravo, JJ....

For as bad as this is, though, Mandalorian episode 7 is great...
 
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Not even Vox as well lmao.
 
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To properly parse the current up-downs of Rotten Tomatoes' critic score, it would probably help to compare it to other trilogy enders/movie franchise end movies that tie up loose ends and put a bow on the stories and characters you love.

The good rating series cappers:
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Oh.

My.

Sweet Jesus.

I wake up, I check the thread, I get here...

It's worse than I could have POSSIBLY imagined.

Even the fucking shills hate it. I have never seen a Star Wars film do so fucking BADLY in terms of critical reviews.

And the scene between Rey and Palps....

Can I just hug someone here? Just for a little bit?

Cuz this shit is actually making me cry laughing from this insanity.

The weebs have shown me proper procedure in times of crisis.

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It will be all right. You will endure.
 
Wow, this is glorious. The chickens are coming home to roost and now they can’t blame “the Nazi alt-right bigots”.

Kathleen Kennedy has to go now, she’s destroyed a major franchise that should be printing money easily. What an idiot 😂
MovieBob and Dobson are now on suicide watch.

To properly parse the current up-downs of Rotten Tomatoes' critic score, it would probably help to compare it to other trilogy enders/movie franchise end movies that tie up loose ends and but a bow on the stories and characters you love.

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Midnight's Edge, Clownfish, Geeks and Gamers, and Worldclassbullshiters are going to have a field day today.
 
To properly parse the current up-downs of Rotten Tomatoes' critic score, it would probably help to compare it to other trilogy enders/movie franchise end movies that tie up loose ends and but a bow on the stories and characters you love.

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Fucking excuse you?

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I eagerly await them trying anyway :popcorn:

Edit: Depending how late I'm able to stay at theater Christmas party tonight I may be able to give my thoughts on some of it. We'll see.
Same here. I'm going to see how bad this is for myself. Don't hear from me for a while, assume a brain aneurysm did me in.
 
The question remains: Will the stans assure it makes a billion?
This is a tough one. I say yes, but I think Disney is quickly going to promote the shit out of Mandalorian....

They know episode 9 is a lost cause, and will try to bury it with baby Yoda.

Fortunately for them(or unfortunately for others), that show is getting better....

Favreau and perhaps Feige may be calling the shots with this franchise in the near future...

I don't think Kennedy is coming out of this in one piece..

Abrams, Kennedy, and Johnson will all be eating shit. Abrams, though, will probably get the worst of it. This could effect his relationship with WB.

Kennedy is on the way out, but this cements it.

Johnson will take the least of it. He will just retreat back to smaller character films. He just won't get a big franchise ever again(he is probably fine with that though)...

He may get a Mandalorian guest directing bid, to save face...
 
I wonder how the Mouse's top servants are feeling right now.

Are they feeling terror? Disdain? Shame, perhaps?

Or maybe they are incapable of feeling such emotions anymore. Maybe their servatude has corrupted their minds, refusing them such human emotions.

After all, can't admit defeat when you have the Rat looming overhead.
 
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