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Also, who would've thought showing the film to Abram's friends and family instead of test screenings might have back fired fucking profoundly.
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Because it gives me an erectionBut why though?
It's not so much that it's a cashgrab, it's more that it's a really badly made, thinly veiled, ineptly executed cashgrab that fails to be the least bit entertaining if you're actually trying to enjoy the movie itself rather than the carnage surrounding it.
You have no fucking idea:
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Daisy Ridley's acting makes it almost impossible to tell that she's supposed to be dead, tbh. Her acting is so wooden, she might as well be a plank of wood.
Also, looks like Maz Kanata is back, and she acts as nurse for Leia, when she dies and vanishes (so, she's a Jedi master after all)
Also, Kylo being thrown away like trash:
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Holy fucking shit.......it all comes back down to the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise......As I said before, Kylo ressurecting Rey is supposed to be THE pivotal moment in the entire saga. He achieves what Anakin could not....
Afterthought
Bravo, JJ....
I still don't know what The First Order is to be honest.
Oh.
My.
Sweet Jesus.
I wake up, I check the thread, I get here...
It's worse than I could have POSSIBLY imagined.
Even the fucking shills hate it. I have never seen a Star Wars film do so fucking BADLY in terms of critical reviews.
And the scene between Rey and Palps....
Can I just hug someone here? Just for a little bit?
Cuz this shit is actually making me cry laughing from this insanity.
MovieBob and Dobson are now on suicide watch.Wow, this is glorious. The chickens are coming home to roost and now they can’t blame “the Nazi alt-right bigots”.
Kathleen Kennedy has to go now, she’s destroyed a major franchise that should be printing money easily. What an idiot![]()
Midnight's Edge, Clownfish, Geeks and Gamers, and Worldclassbullshiters are going to have a field day today.To properly parse the current up-downs of Rotten Tomatoes' critic score, it would probably help to compare it to other trilogy enders/movie franchise end movies that tie up loose ends and but a bow on the stories and characters you love.
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To properly parse the current up-downs of Rotten Tomatoes' critic score, it would probably help to compare it to other trilogy enders/movie franchise end movies that tie up loose ends and but a bow on the stories and characters you love.
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Same here. I'm going to see how bad this is for myself. Don't hear from me for a while, assume a brain aneurysm did me in.I eagerly await them trying anyway
Edit: Depending how late I'm able to stay at theater Christmas party tonight I may be able to give my thoughts on some of it. We'll see.
Wow, this is glorious. The chickens are coming home to roost and now they can’t blame “the Nazi alt-right bigots”.
This is a tough one. I say yes, but I think Disney is quickly going to promote the shit out of Mandalorian....The question remains: Will the stans assure it makes a billion?