Clips of pretty much every major thing in the final act, complete with easily the cringiest fucking lines to ever darken the franchise
Fans: "The stuff Rose says to Finn at the end of TLJ is the dumbest shit ever said in Star Wars, including 'I hate sand' and anything Jar Jar Binks ever said."
JJ Abrams: "Hold my Manischewitz!"
I’d really like to know why you’re so upset over my purchases. Like the edit says, I made these ticket purchases well before this review fiasco. I’m not a shill for a major company, I’m someone who likes to go to the theater and watch the occasional movie. If the movie is as terrible and filled with SJW or whatever as everyone proclaims, I’m going to affirm it.
Most theaters do not honor refunds on tickets, so what the fuck am I supposed to do - not see it? They’ve already got my money, so might as well have a few drinks and make the best of a “bad” situation.
It was blatantly obvious that this movie would be troubled at best and an utter shitshow at worst. What we got is an utter shitshow. We were warned months in advance. "But I bought the tickets before the reviews were out" my ass. The writing was on the wall since TLJ came out.
Let me put it like this: Did you enjoy TLJ? If so, then buying tickets is sensible. You are entitled to your own opinion and you can enjoy whatever the hell you like. I don't care. I mean, I don't understand how anyone could enjoy a crippled mess of a plot with inane subplots that lead nowhere, a poor structure, annoying characters and absolutely nothing interesting happening over the course of >2 hours, but you know, none of my business.
But when someone knows that a product is going to be shit (or at least should be aware of it having a
very high chance of being shit) and he still falls over himself to throw his money in the furnace that is a heartless, mindless, passionless company like Disney as quickly as possible, then I do call that person a fucking idiot.
You could have done the unthinkable and wait before buying tickets. You could have waited for camrips to check out a snippet of the movie and then decide if you want to buy a ticket or not. But nope. You had to throw your money into the maw of Disney for a lackluster, shitty product.
Without trying to be overly dramatic, but people paying money for products that they hate is why shit that no one likes is being made. Sure, there's also a bunch of people with shitty taste that enjoy -say- Adam Sandler movies with all their fart- and poop-jokes.
And you know what? Buying a ticket to a movie that you hate makes you dumber than that Happy Maddison crowd of fans,
cause they at least pay for the shit that they enjoy.
