Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[TheMysteriousAHole]

"Rey Skywalker" scenes from /wsg/

Spoiler

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Once again I am reminded of my previous complaint over the treatment of those lightsabers: Not a fucking smart move just burying them in the sand for any asshole to eventually run across. But that's Jar Jar for ya.

 

[NSJAP]

If they will gonna softball this abomination in ANY degree, I canceling my 15$ patreon subscription.

 

[aricebowl]

"Rey Skywalker" scenes from /wsg/

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Ignoring the desperate attempts at nostalgia baiting that JJ is shoving down the audiences throat, he has decided to make her build her own lightsaber in the last two minutes of the movie like it’s some kind of end to her practically non-existent character arc. Also where did she get the crystal from to build the lightsaber?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Once again I am reminded of my previous complaint over the treatment of those lightsabers: Not a fucking smart move just burying them in the sand for any asshole to eventually run across. But that's Jar Jar for ya.

Imagine after the movie, some rando street thug finds a lightsaber in the sand, and goes around killing people with them.

Reminder it's established that non-force users can use lightsabers and Tatooine is basically space Detroit/Chicago

 

[That Chris Guy]

How great would it be if this movie made less money than Joker?

I don't think it will happen, but given the immediate backlash this movie is already receiving from critics, then ... Hopefully that will be in the realm of possibility.

If only. This movie has nothing on Joker...

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'd really love to see Frederick Knudsen's take on this whole failure by Disney.

It'll be the biggest rabbit hole in cinema he'd explore.

 

[Arctic Fox]

Rey was pretty good with boulders last movie tbh.

 

[Judge Holden]

What is lore?
J.J., don't hurt me,
Don't hurt me,
No more...

I had already decided not to pay The Rat before I read these spoilers, but a few thoughts come to mind now:

- I still blame Rian for the majority of the problems made. TFA may have been a retread, but TLJ suffocated any and all good things that came out of this new trilogy and pissed on the remains.

- The Sequel Trilogy should be named, "The Original Trilogy Genocide: A Trilogy"

- The Palpatine snippet was pathetic. Daisy Ridley has no action movie prowess - ignore the CGI lightning and watch how terribly she conveys effort or force behind her blocking the attack.

- Even though I didn't mind TFA, I am floored by the fact that Abrams went with a rehash of RotJ, at least between the ending fight and the epilogue (I haven't read all the spoilers yet). He had everyone in the world musing that all he makes are rehashes and that's all he would do...and he did it.

- It will still do fine with normalfags and make over a billion because of brand power. I won't be contributing to its box office money, however.

I think of it like this
- Mediocre Doctor JJ successfully delivered a comatose and premature baby with TFA
- The hospital then hired an alternative medicine specialist, Rian Johnson, who swiftly and abruptly fucked the baby to death with TLJ to the applause of his new age groupies, and declared the horrified parents to be nazis for begging him to stop
- Doctor JJ was given the job of bringing the dead baby back to life and preventing the furious parents from suing the hospital....and wound up accidentally ripping its head off while administering CPR and then clumsily throwing it in the hospital incinerator when rushing it to surgery

 

[JongleJingle]

New game: other legendary IPs that JJ Abrams could “reimagine” for shits and giggles?

Evangelion. Lets see them shitty Angel designs, boyos!

Also try Doctor Who, just to see what happens.

 

[Ruin]

Reddit is on fucking fire right now. This is the heaviest cope since orange man got elected.

 

[Love Machine]

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If they will gonna softball this abomination in ANY degree, I canceling my 15$ patreon subscription.

They are always pretty level headed so I don't know what your expecting. Rich Evans has also said that he doesn't even actually care anymore.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Got some more SJW tears

These kids

I'm telling you, some of these fuckers are even worse than the reylos. I remember reading that they said that Kylo was rapist in TFA because he mind invades Rey. Despite that he did the same shit to Poe(but its worse cause she is a lady)...

I loathe these motherfuckers. They want every single girl power checkbox with an interracial romance with Finn. Actual characters or quality story is irrelevant...

Not because it's good, but because it checks off every single social justice checkbox. Fucking pop feminist, huffington post consuming, privilge checking mouth breathers.

Bitch even got her female force avatar at the end, she still ain't happy.

Disney, take note, this is not your audience. It's the little boy who pisses on this girls dress or the little girl who pulls her hair in class....

They had their time to be pandered, it backfired..

 

[OmnipotentStupidity]

Love of God, is this real? Please let this be real

George Lucas misses 'Star Wars' premiere carpet

Stars like Adam Driver and Daisy Ridley lit up the 'Star Wars' premiere blue carpet, but George Lucas was noticeably absent.

www.usatoday.com

http://archive.md/vKDQ5

It's real, and even after all that time, they still haven't bothered to fixed it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Rey was pretty good with boulders last movie tbh.

This is the same idiot who considered Terminator Dark Fate a masterpiece

 

[Creep3r]

Ignoring the desperate attempts at nostalgia baiting that JJ is shoving down the audiences throat, he has decided to make her build her own lightsaber in the last two minutes of the movie like it’s some kind of end to her practically non-existent character arc. Also where did she get the crystal from to build the lightsaber?

You can literally fuck or rape sith/weird crystals into existence now according Disney's newly cucked jedi/sith lore. Just fuck a regular rock/jedi crystal with your force dick to impregnate it, but you have to have a pretty big force dick to do it, and since Rey is the Force now, she probably has the biggest futa force dick of all. And if you want to turn the crystal red, rape it with your force dick which causes it to turn red after "crying tears of blood". How do you rape a crystal you ask? Just make sure it doesn't sign the consent forms.



Reminder to newfag arrivals:
The plot of Plan IX is on page 1023.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1023#post-5728521
For those interested in Galaxy's Edge info, shit's covered on page 499 and onward.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843
For those interested in the worst DisneyEU novel, go to the Chuck Wendig thread, somewhere around page 10 for chapter screencaps.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chuck-wendig-charles-wendig-terribleminds.48930/page-10
For a detailed breakdown of box office info for every Disney Wars film, plus statistics, analytical shit, and China's relation to Disney Wars profits, see page 633.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-633#post-5227376
For a summary of why JJ is as much of a fuck up as KK and Rian, see page 1043.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...-about-last-jedi.32492/page-1043#post-5731370
For those interested in where all the Hellish leaks started, it was on page 377.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-formerly-about-last-jedi.32492/page-377

 

[BrunoMattei]

We're on the front page!

 

[Markorian]

It's a more perfect shitstorm than I can imagine, normal people are mad it barely pushed back against episode 8, journalists are mad it pushed back against episode 8 at all. No one is happy because JewJew decided he would try to play both sides and wound up pleasing no one.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

So, with Leia having her own lightsaber, and having her own Mary Poppins Force abilities ...

Wouldn't that make the title of the previous film, The LAST Jedi, inaccurate and flat-out wrong?

Jesus take the wheel, this trilogy is one of the biggest cinematic messes of all time. Star Wars has had HOW many "rock bottoms" now?

How many more chances are the masses willing to give Star Wars? To be frank, it doesn't deserve any more chances. We've gone from Star Wars being a special little trilogy of movies to it being a shitty sci-fi franchise that won't fucking go away a la Terminator, Predator, and Alien. All of these franchises have gone through decades of terrible films ... Yet no movie studio will put them out of their misery.

 

[Osmotic_Cereal]

This shit storm is like an early Christmas present thank you Disney™. Only you can manage to make an once beloved francise end like hot garbage and make even the biggest of shills sperg out in tard rage.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I told you guys.

There was no point in The Force Awakens, and the excitement of a "Brand New" Star Wars movie coming out, because it already fucking happened. And now, its 20 years later and history repeats itself. And all because just like Noah Antwiller, people refuse to let dead horses die.

The reception of Phantom Menace ruined SO MUCH for me. You people have no clue how exciting it was for me to see Phantom Menace during the 7 years my town had a cinema. Went with my dad who was a bit of a Sci-Fi nut back then and taught me the lore of Star Wars.

BUT ALL OVER TV, PEOPLE TRASHED IT.

I have no sympathy for people who expected the "Final" Chapter to be great. The real finale happened 3 decades ago and the common people accepted it.