Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Nobunaga]

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The more i look at that design the more i realize that they just stole abalons design from smt

 

[Love Machine]

I'm putting together a team... for the greatest baby sitting heist of all time.

 

[Jewthulhu]

"I am all the Jedi"
Fuck you! Fucking killed every other force sensitive off for that shitty line. Awful.

Is there any other proof necessary that Disneywars is just high-budget fanfiction?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

My fucking god, I am tripping balls right now. After the title crawl, I noticed an odd group of stars, slightly to the left of the centre and lo and behold:

remember the 6 million bothans

Wait, Rey has been wearing the same outfit and hairstyle for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS!?

Well, if anything, it makes it more easy to repackage and resell unsold Rey figures.

So earlier in the trilogy it was neonazis fault it wasn't well liked by audiences because it was a progressive masterpiece, and now it's not well liked because it's pandering to neonazis?

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

 

[Judge Holden]

Is there any other proof necessary that Disneywars is just high-budget fanfiction?

Dont be stupid

Fanfiction has standards.

 

[JongleJingle]

Hey thats no way to talk about Rey Skywalker...

Spitting.

Fucking.

Image.

 

[AtomicAgeBoy]

Oh shit, this one I have to mention.
Palpatines explanation to why he is still alive when asked by Kylo and I m not shitting you, this is what he says:
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

 

[Curufinwë Fëanáro]

Delusional Shill: "Why do you hate these products?"
Me: "You wouldn't get it."

At this point, a good portion of the shills are going rogue and criticising this shit. I didn't even think it was possible to disappoint these people unless the movie was a literal Hitler speech, but it seems disney can't stop breaking expectations!

 

[frankie muniz found dead]

im movin on
im so happy that its over now
the pain is gone

 

[JongleJingle]

Oh shit, this one I have to mention.
Palpatines explanation to why he is still alive when asked by Kylo and I m not shitting you, this is what he says:
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Nigga.

NIGGA.

NIGGA.

NIGGA.

 

[Twinkie]

Why is this on the front page? Is this Star Wars movie really worse than the one with that negro octopus alien thing or are people exaggerating??

 

[Creep3r]

im movin on
im so happy that its over now
the pain is gone

Its finally fucking over... For now anyway...
Fuck all of this, I'm going to relax by the fire with some old SW Dark Horse comics then take on KOTOR again with mods.

Why is this on the front page? Is this Star Wars movie really worse than the one with that negro octopus alien thing or are people exaggerating??

You have no idea.
http://boards.4channel.org/wsg/thread/3200782
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...ywalker-spoilers.32492/page-1023#post-5728521

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Imma watch this cancer Sunday with my father. I’ll do a quick and painless review of it before I continue my “unresolved mysteries” list.

 

[verissimus]

Oh shit, this one I have to mention.
Palpatines explanation to why he is still alive when asked by Kylo and I m not shitting you, this is what he says:
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

So Palpatine is still not dead then right? Right....?

 

[damian]

Im halfway through the latest episode of Mandalorian, whoever said that they would explain away Rey's new force healing with Baby Yoda, fucking called it.

 

[aricebowl]

Oh shit, this one I have to mention.
Palpatines explanation to why he is still alive when asked by Kylo and I m not shitting you, this is what he says:
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

One of those abilities is apparently creating plot holes in scripts.

 

[Curufinwë Fëanáro]

So Palpatine is still not dead then right? Right....?

Sheev origin story movie when?

 

[Rob_Mercury]

At this point, a good portion of the shills are going rogue and criticising this shit. I didn't even think it was possible to disappoint these people unless the movie was a literal Hitler speech, but it seems disney can't stop breaking expectations!

Hence delusional. There always will still be those who say it was a good product and will hype for the next one. Always

 

[CWCissey]

I'm going to see this at the weekend.

I can't fuckin' wait.

 

[I'mPushingButtons]

Mark Hamill is spinning in his grave and he is not dead yet