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Mega Nightstar Sonichu doesn't even have a nose. And now that Colossal Chan doesn't have a beard, he just looks like a person wearing a Sonic hat.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- May 25, 2013
Great. Checking the farms before going to bed. I'm going to have this this bugging me in my dreams, aren't I?
It's like the spawn that Satan and Nurgle had after a drunken night of revelry and then discarded for looking too horrifying.
Also going back to the Bluespike card.. He's holding a knife, just like Liquid Chris did in the comics. Now think back to Chris's videos where he's threatening his trolls with a knife (A pocket knife, but still). I'm tired and reaching here, but it's kind of like he's projecting something there. Just a weird observation I had/food for thought.
RIP in Peace, Pocket Knife of Fail
It's like the spawn that Satan and Nurgle had after a drunken night of revelry and then discarded for looking too horrifying.
Also going back to the Bluespike card.. He's holding a knife, just like Liquid Chris did in the comics. Now think back to Chris's videos where he's threatening his trolls with a knife (A pocket knife, but still). I'm tired and reaching here, but it's kind of like he's projecting something there. Just a weird observation I had/food for thought.
RIP in Peace, Pocket Knife of Fail
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So how does one tell which of these cards is better/more powerful/stronger than others? Like is this "Colossal" (lolfat) form of she-hog Chris stronger than the last Chris card that was made? Is dimensionally running nightstar sonichu better than mega nightstar sonichu?
Why did he choose to use the MLP shipfic format anyways? Yugio, Pokemon or Magic would at least leave more room for keeping tract of where characters stand on the power pyramid.
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At least Chris hasn't turned into an Oil Head. I'm kind of surprised he hasn't been inducted into the MLM families yet. "I rubbed this essential oil on my man moobs and cured myself of pre-cancer!"
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It creases me up that, with the first of those two, Chris has just crappily pasted a Sonichu head onto the original comic panel. Night Star still runs like a particularly faggy Naruto, mind.
Edit: he's also put Mega Simonla's flavour text on Mega Silvana's card. Such loving care in his product.
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I said something similar earlier - these cards feel more like Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon cards with their rather combative undertones. Doesn’t jell well at all with the original games philosophy which makes these even more autisticly hilarious.
Not to mention practically every card with his speshul creations have powers (most of which can’t be copied). Chris’ ego never ceases to amuse me.
In the context of the game, most of these cards are obscenely OP. Especially this one, in which if I’m reading correctly, let’s you draw HALF THE FUCKING DECK
Edit: ah, it’s from the discard pile. Still stupid and OP
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There was Cutco, not exactly MLM but scammish, but there are a lot worse (a lot worse) MLMs/shady schemes out there...Chris is lucky his laziness prevents him from getting involved because it seems exactly the sort of thing that he could latch onto autistically and hemorrhage money with.
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Super Chris Chan Sonichu ... Collosal Christine Chan Sonichu ... Dimenionally-Running Nightstar Sonichu.
Chris just keeps making boring characters more and more powerful for a shipping card game!
How long until we get something like this in card form?
Chris just keeps making boring characters more and more powerful for a shipping card game!
How long until we get something like this in card form?
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I like
he knows his characters are op. They have to be because he says the villains are op too.
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I have bad news: your friend's autism.
Mongo wants to be in MLP, Mongo'll be damned if he doesn't not only uninvitedly butt into, but take centre stage.
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It's one of the few communities he can join and isn't the biggest autist there.
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How many cards has the stupid original game anyways? (I'd google it, but I don't want my computer to catch autism) I bet Chris horseshit doubles or triples it already.
Edit: Fuck, and not even 10 seconds after, I just read the answer on another thread
Edit: Fuck, and not even 10 seconds after, I just read the answer on another thread
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This "Hangin' with Magi-Chan" deck has a really priceless cover
Just what is that expression? What are his hands doing behind that heart. Seriously he looks like he's just been caught furiously masturbating, but noticed the other person in the room way, way too late.
Just what is that expression? What are his hands doing behind that heart. Seriously he looks like he's just been caught furiously masturbating, but noticed the other person in the room way, way too late.
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'Medallion of Shame is a useless lump of Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic (c) (tm) if intact, but if split into several pieces, dunked in pickle juice, set on fire, pissed out, then rammed up Christine's ringpiece, it will grant her The Ultimate Superpowers All Of Them. (Unless you ARE Christine, but in that case just do it anyway.)'
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What villains?
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Literally all the villains ever, based on what Chris has said about C-197. Not just Slaweel and Graduon and his other dumbass bad guys, but every Marvel and DC and cartoon villain ever created.
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His excuse is still piss-poor, though. A lesson frequently taught in those very comics is that your enemy is often far more OP than you are, requiring you to use improvisation, tactics, pre-planning, teamwork, all sorts of good shit, to defeat them. Chris just says 'nyeh, I'm so much stronger dan dey are' and leaves it at that. And thus all drama, tension and decent story-telling is lost.
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tldr the quote
"It's all in the fate. An evil Chris Chan Sonichu exist. CPU is strong.