Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Buster O'Keefe said:
I would honestly like to hear what, if any, ideas Johnson had for a continuation of the story after TLJ. It's like he was participating in a exceptional round-robin story, and made it almost impossible to pick up again, like Lovecraft in this pulp garbage. At least Bob Howard took it and went full balls out alien Conan.
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Speakin of lovecraft.........ya wanna know who just got signed on to adapt his shit for screen?
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School of Fish said:
It's really hialrious to see Disney run something as iconic as Star Wars into the ground and when you can't even make a gold mine like Star Wars work then you know that you have royally fucked up big time.
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They should have just let Uwe Boll make it. It already looks like Uwe Boll made it.
 
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jellycar said:
Shame Hollywood thinks that rehashing shit does anything.
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It makes shittons of money, though. Cause idiots blindly consume.
Judge Holden said:
Speakin of lovecraft.........ya wanna know who just got signed on to adapt his shit for screen?
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Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

JongleJingle said:
The film is the microtransactions and loot crates.
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Nah. The novels and comics are the microtransactions, lootcrates and DLC.

Essentially, the novels and comics contain important information without which the movies make no sense. You need to buy the novels and comics, or else you're fucked.
 
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jellycar said:
Had Disney not retconned literally everything I wonder if we would see Mara Jade and whatnot.
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Honestly assuming disney dont straight up fucking reboot the series a thousand years from the ST era or just go "fuck it" and remake the whole fucking franchise as a Disney+ show with each OT/PT movie being a single season, then I genuinely think they will go this road.

I.e. Have Mara Jade forcibly grafted to the Nu-Canon in the next movie series along with lukes realtrue son/daughter, spin some bullshit about how luke "never mentioned them" to protect them from the emperor or some shit, and then have the setup be Rey training said kid as her first pupil.....but then why the fuck would Mara Jade not have fucking trained them....jesus christ this is like the shittest concept ever I know but im trying to be impartial and separate my giggling contempt from trying to think up a way they could salvage this horseshit
 
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Buster O'Keefe said:
Wait until woke twitter finds out Lovecraft is 'problematic'
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The lovecraft cat name shit has been going around lately, they'll need to do some serious altering to any of his books to make them at all palatable to the blue checkmarks or otherwise. Surprising they'd even let someone make a show out of his books, but obviously we're in the darkest timeline.
 
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