Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Anglo-Saxophone said:
Oh right yeah, I forgot about Movieblob, does anybody even remember him though these days?
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Erm........ok can somepony try and confirm something I just read....because even now...even fucking now i refuse to fucking accept this is real

Apparently while explaining his relationship to Rey and how she is actually a clone of his, sheev says......and I really fucking hope this is not the actual quote...

“I made the plans beforehand when my seed was still strong”
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Please...somebody please prove this fake and gay becasue I dont want to live in a world where emperor fucking palpatine explicitly talks about his goddamn semen
 
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Ginger Piglet said:
That gives me a thought. Is Lovecraft impossible to wokeify? I mean, Shadow over Innsmouth and similar tales are broadsides against race mixing; the protagonist in Rats in the Walls has a black dog that he calls "Nigger Man," and similar.
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Oh, don't you worry. They will find a way to wokeify Lovecraft, they just haven't thought of it.

Old ones will become kangz, deep ones will be a metaphor for losing melanin, and Lovecraft will have witnessed all of it and made his mythos as lies to cover it all up.

And you will live long enough to see it happen.
 
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Atomic Wangler said:
Oh, don't you worry. They will find a way to wokeify Lovecraft, they just haven't thought of it.

Old ones will become kangz, deep ones will be a metaphor for losing melanin, and Lovecraft will have witnessed all of it and made his mythos as lies to cover it all up.

And you will live long enough to see it happen.
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Will it feature the Italians that gave Lovecraft a seizure?
 
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Judge Holden said:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH FUCK REMEMBER THAT GUY WITH TERMINAL CANCER WHOSE LAST WISH WAS TO SEE THIS FUCKING TRAINWRECK?!
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Dying Star Wars fan treated to early Rise of Skywalker screening

"The patient and his family are completely over the moon of Endor about it all."
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Jesus fucking christ......i cant even fathom just how fucking awkward and depressing it must have been to be in that room with the disney rep and the dying man watching that horseshit
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That reminds me of the kid who died the moment the Godzilla KOTM director offered a free screening for him. That movie is worth more than this shlock.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Erm........ok can somepony try and confirm something I just read....because even now...even fucking now i refuse to fucking accept this is real

Apparently while explaining his relationship to Rey and how she is actually a clone of his, sheev says......and I really fucking hope this is not the actual quote...

“I made the plans beforehand when my seed was still strong”
8b3ccfb282fbdae06c802633e051676f2f5b6316.jpg


Please...somebody please prove this fake and gay becasue I dont want to live in a world where emperor fucking palpatine explicitly talks about his goddamn semen
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I dont remember anything like that, no
 
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ThePurpleProse said:
Haven't seen people shitting on the actors for this cinematic Hindeburg, the only one in the cast that actually does a shitty job is Daisy Ridley who could be replaced by a plank and no one would notice.
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Is that even her fault though?

I mean, the character is written to be an OP plank, so....yeah. I also thought she had at least a little bit of charm in TFA. That all got sucked dry and is apparently nonexistent in IX, but I think she honest to God tried.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Erm........ok can somepony try and confirm something I just read....because even now...even fucking now i refuse to fucking accept this is real

Apparently while explaining his relationship to Rey and how she is actually a clone of his, sheev says......and I really fucking hope this is not the actual quote...

“I made the plans beforehand when my seed was still strong”
8b3ccfb282fbdae06c802633e051676f2f5b6316.jpg


Please...somebody please prove this fake and gay becasue I dont want to live in a world where emperor fucking palpatine explicitly talks about his goddamn semen
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Given the quality of the lines we know about, I don't think anything is off the table right now.

Unless this is the skill of Darth Plagueis the Wise to incite the midichlorians to create new life that he went on about.
 
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Ginger Piglet said:
Given the quality of the lines we know about, I don't think anything is off the table right now.

Unless this is the skill of Darth Plagueis the Wise to incite the midichlorians to create new life that he went on about.
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Plot twist: Midichlorians are just sperm, and anakin was regularly molested by watto which explains why there were so many of them in his bloodstream
 
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