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Why didn't they do this to Luke then for ROTJ?
Oh, that's right. The Force is female. Duh.
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Why didn't they do this to Luke then for ROTJ?
Oh, that's right. The Force is female. Duh.
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This is also because the entire Sherlock fandom needs to die, being one of the single most cancerous fandoms ever to exist. And we're on the Farms, so that's an educated opinion.
There was nothing queer-baity about Sherlock. Any time a lead character doesn't literally fuck on screen inside the first episode, they're queer coded and it's queerbaiting omgggg. I honestly think most of the people peddling this shit are either not queer, or only queer in their heads/on the internet and therefore have no idea how to actually pick up if someone IRL is in fact queer.
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What the hell was that shit with the Snoke clones? Another retar.ded mystery box that J.J tried to push in?
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I can very much believe the Rat wanted a hands-off policy initially. By all accounts, Iger and Disney chumps wasn't even paying attention to what Lucasfilm and KK did for the first few years. TFA made money, merchs made money. All good, right?
Ho boy, did Rian threw a wrench into the works. I wouldn't be surprised if Iger would personally set out to make both KK and Rian unemployable in the medium-long future, even if he cannot publically act against them now. You don't just cross a big company like the Rat without consequence, even if you don't immediately feel it.
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No, the sloppy end to the mystery box of "WHO SNOKE". It was just a clone lol.
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Of who? Why Palpatine made Snoke? How he did it? What was his purpouse? From where he cloned him? Why these fucks never learn the lesson of setting up things that are going to rise more questions than answers?
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It's women mainly. You can see this in microcosm in the Japanese market, where they specifically target a brand of homosexual media to women because they consume it.
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Would the leakers and this thread fucking slow down? I worked a day and it exploded 50 fucking pages during the day. I'm literally drowning in Exogol as I try and fail to keep up with you guys and the shitshow this fucking movie has been proven to be (and known to be for months).
Him uncreatively ripping off Dark Empire even harder than he probably already was, since he lost his big bad due to Roundhead being a cunt.
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So i guess Snoke was the one in the goggles.
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"Cause you gotta buy the expanded universe stuff nerd!!! Read our awful comics and books, we explain everything there!!! plus it's a way to check out Doctor Aphra! promising lesbo character with upcoming animated series!!"
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One thing, obviously present in this last absolute travesty of logical writing and coherent world building, is something that will totally ruin a movie for me.
WHERE did they get their military gear, spaceships, and troops?
This fucking thing with Hollywood of "We're just folks here to help" works in some cases, but not every goddamn case. I don't care if you have a bunch of 100 year old Naboo fighters and a bunch of freighters, a goddamn military grade warship is going to eat you for fucking lunch! I don't give a shit if you and your buddies are charging the line of dug in stormtroopers with your shitty blasters, the rule of modern warfare is "Do not charge emplaced positions with modern weaponry set up in interlocked crew served positions" that was laid down in fucking World War One.
You can't reduce the Resistance to 1 smuggling ship and thirty motherfuckers, end with the line "Nobody is responding" and then expect me to believe you can fight the fucking Faggot Order. You just can't. I'm sorry, but starships probably take as long as aircraft carriers to build. Additionally, they require fucking training to operate.
Yeah, you handwaved it away with Sparkly Saber Sue, but contrary to Hollywood's belief (because none of those motherfuckers understand that running high tech military gear requires more training than their spic gardners need to run a lawn mower) that just wishing hard enough makes you the equivelent of Mike Tyson if you've got Cerebral Palsey, autism, brittle bone syndrome, and are built like Desmond is Amazing.
This bullshit of "We're just here to help" means absolutely JACK AND SHIT when it comes to fucking warfare. Those STar Destroyers are built to interlock, have computers that do handshake network interlocked fields of fire to cover each other's blind spots and add in additional firepower in areas needed. Your shitty little freighter with meteor shielding is going to last as long as it takes for a turbo laser to target you. And they can't even fall back on "There's too many of them, they'll run out of ammo!" because it's fucking lasers, not bullets. They're pitting dumbasses that showed up for a rave against trained military forces and I'm sorry, it just doesn't work.
The original rebels, we knew were getting help from all over. The Empire had JUST dissolved the Galactic Senate and it was obvious the Rebellion had allies all over the galaxy, in some cases entire species. (Many Bothans died....) We could accept they were getting more ships, even new designs, specifically engineered to take on the Empire, that they were getting more recruits, that they had more battles going on than what was being shown.
But the Resistance has none of this.
Take the Mandolorian: We are introduced to a female Drop Soldier that formerly fought with the Resistance. She's shown as badass and used to doing orbital drops onto target regions. We never had to see her on screen in the OT and we can "Boom, accepted" in our brains. Hell, even her profession sounds badass and conjures up janky Rebel armor and weaponry, in a drop pod, being seeded from near orbit and riding down through air defense fire. We can accept this because Lucas made out the Rebellion to be a massive thing, with bases and allies all over the galaxy, even after their ass kicking at Hoth.
The Resistance has built up no such credit because of the focus on Janitor in a Drum and Mary Sue Skywalker.
Shit, I've probably put more thought into it than any of the people who wrote, directed, or produced the fucking thing, and I've only seen cell-phone clips of it.
WHERE did they get their military gear, spaceships, and troops?
This fucking thing with Hollywood of "We're just folks here to help" works in some cases, but not every goddamn case. I don't care if you have a bunch of 100 year old Naboo fighters and a bunch of freighters, a goddamn military grade warship is going to eat you for fucking lunch! I don't give a shit if you and your buddies are charging the line of dug in stormtroopers with your shitty blasters, the rule of modern warfare is "Do not charge emplaced positions with modern weaponry set up in interlocked crew served positions" that was laid down in fucking World War One.
You can't reduce the Resistance to 1 smuggling ship and thirty motherfuckers, end with the line "Nobody is responding" and then expect me to believe you can fight the fucking Faggot Order. You just can't. I'm sorry, but starships probably take as long as aircraft carriers to build. Additionally, they require fucking training to operate.
Yeah, you handwaved it away with Sparkly Saber Sue, but contrary to Hollywood's belief (because none of those motherfuckers understand that running high tech military gear requires more training than their spic gardners need to run a lawn mower) that just wishing hard enough makes you the equivelent of Mike Tyson if you've got Cerebral Palsey, autism, brittle bone syndrome, and are built like Desmond is Amazing.
This bullshit of "We're just here to help" means absolutely JACK AND SHIT when it comes to fucking warfare. Those STar Destroyers are built to interlock, have computers that do handshake network interlocked fields of fire to cover each other's blind spots and add in additional firepower in areas needed. Your shitty little freighter with meteor shielding is going to last as long as it takes for a turbo laser to target you. And they can't even fall back on "There's too many of them, they'll run out of ammo!" because it's fucking lasers, not bullets. They're pitting dumbasses that showed up for a rave against trained military forces and I'm sorry, it just doesn't work.
The original rebels, we knew were getting help from all over. The Empire had JUST dissolved the Galactic Senate and it was obvious the Rebellion had allies all over the galaxy, in some cases entire species. (Many Bothans died....) We could accept they were getting more ships, even new designs, specifically engineered to take on the Empire, that they were getting more recruits, that they had more battles going on than what was being shown.
But the Resistance has none of this.
Take the Mandolorian: We are introduced to a female Drop Soldier that formerly fought with the Resistance. She's shown as badass and used to doing orbital drops onto target regions. We never had to see her on screen in the OT and we can "Boom, accepted" in our brains. Hell, even her profession sounds badass and conjures up janky Rebel armor and weaponry, in a drop pod, being seeded from near orbit and riding down through air defense fire. We can accept this because Lucas made out the Rebellion to be a massive thing, with bases and allies all over the galaxy, even after their ass kicking at Hoth.
The Resistance has built up no such credit because of the focus on Janitor in a Drum and Mary Sue Skywalker.
Shit, I've probably put more thought into it than any of the people who wrote, directed, or produced the fucking thing, and I've only seen cell-phone clips of it.
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Chicks dig the alpha male.
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Unfortunately, I think this won't cause a massive dent in Disney's armor.
My chemistry students actually think that the The Last Jedi was a great movie. This is who Disney is appealing to: people without experience of what is actually great.
My chemistry students actually think that the The Last Jedi was a great movie. This is who Disney is appealing to: people without experience of what is actually great.
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With the release of Disney plus I’ve been rekindling my love for the franchise by rewatching the prequels and trilogy, while also enjoying my guilty pleasure and unhealthy obsession of the clone wars series (it’s not just because I want to see and hear the beautiful Obi-wan, that’s just part of it). Can’t wait for that to be spoiled by the end of the human centipede trilogy that is the sequels!
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The good news is, ROS blowing up and destroying itself may means the return of the classic 3.75 inch figures. The Black series doesn't fucking sell without spaceships.
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So it looks like I probably won't be at the party long enough to see the movie. Oh well. Just remember kids:
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Buy the new Vader Immortal VR game to find out! But you have to buy the new DLC for Episode 3 of Vader Immortal afterwards to unlock the Snoke origin content! And don't forget to buy the Kylo Ren comics, otherwise you won't understand why Palpatine needed to make Snoke rape Kylo Ren's tender young boypussy! All for a few easy payments of 39.99!
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I'm amazed at how that redesign they did of Sonic made the movie actually look like it'll be passable. Imagine that -- the physical manifestation of Autism looks objectively better than a Star Wars movie. Exceptional times we live in.You forgot someone...
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