Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Haramburger said:
The last 40 or so pages just make me stop and appreciate the care and effort Rebecca Sugar put into making Steven Universe a more cohesive, consistent world and setting than Disney and their billions. Yeah, character skin and height change from episode to episode but the story actually makes sense, it's paced relatively well and it actually respects and panders to the fanbase.

GUESS I'M A GEM NOW GUYS
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one thing I think anyone no matter what can give Sugar is she is dedicated to her show to a hyper degree, even if it falls flat at times. I bet Disney wars has for a lot of its ancillary shit barely an hour of thought behind plot directions, maybe a week for the movies.
 
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Lone MacReady said:
Fuckin' hell there go my sides. What the fuck were they thinking? Besides tarnishing another piece of western iconography.
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Cant wait till the alternate "Reylo Happy Ending" cut of the movie comes out...
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Make bets, my dudes. Does I Hate Everything is gonna finally admit that the franchise he had been shilling for four years finally fucked it up big or he is gonna die on his hill of "muh Star Wars"? His Star Wars videos are so fucking bad. Usually he has a snarky sarcastic where he rips apart shitty movies, but when SW comes in he goes full consoomer mode
 
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I'm nowhere near as knowledgeable about films as the real fanatics, but how unprecedented is this trend of disney releasing ancillary novels and comics to basically explain the numerous plotholes in the films? It's a pretty cynical model, to essentially withhold important story information in other products that you also have to pay for, and something we've seen in the video game industry for a long time. I just have never seen this sort of DLC-in-all-but-name in films before.

Of course there's also the distinct possibility that they are just trying to introduce SOME sort of intrigue, something remotely interesting about these bland characters as they are displayed onscreen. Because these films are dreadfully written and have failed in nearly 10 hours to develop any sort of relationships between the characters, nor a relationship with the audience. (Unless you want to count the tumblr shippers creaming their knickers over the possibility of cardboard cutout self-insert lady getting with brooding emo serial murderer boy
 
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Slick Willy said:
Unfortunately, I think this won't cause a massive dent in Disney's armor.

My chemistry students actually think that the The Last Jedi was a great movie. This is who Disney is appealing to: people without experience of what is actually great.
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You could be making meth yet you are debating the Product with fellow spergs... a fallen potential
 
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Buster O'Keefe said:
INT. YELLOW YODA'S BROTHEL, BASEMENT

REY finds the light sabre. She accidentally ignites it and decapitates herself.

FINN
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>Yellow Yoda
I bet you're all still wondering how she got ahold of Luke's lightsaber? Well, the answer to that is...
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it's a story for another time, but not now.

Unless you're willing to fork over $49.99 for the Yellow Yoda Edition of The Forces of Destiny Bluray Box set! Get it now for a limited time only! (FYI there's no answer even there)

Also Disney changed it so she's the one who gave Leia her Boushh disguise for ROTJ and told her how to get into Jabba's palace and save Han. How did she know and do these things? I think you already know the answer to that.

Yellow Yoda despite probably being over 2000 years old was so fucking pointless and worthless they forcibly gave her some purpose by tying her into the OT and making it so the heroes were too stupid to do anything or save Han without her.

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The Coward Joe Root said:
I just have never seen this sort of DLC-in-all-but-name in films before.
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Well you're seeing it now. Disney couldn't even come up with tie-ins that make your care about their characters or universe. Instead they're just mandatory exposition and DLC that you "MUST BUY" in order to make sense of these shitastic films. Even the prequels at their worst were so stupidly simple that it was impossible to not understand what was going on or what the poorly written characters in these poorly written movies wanted to do, so any tie-in material was basically optional but had the benefit of being supplementary and looking better than the crappy films, as was the case with Genndy's Clone Wars series. With Disney's shit, its so riddled with mystery box nonsense, forgotten plot lines that lead to nowhere and horribly unexplored character depth that the tie-ins go from being supplementary but optional expansion material to mandatory shovelfuls of crap that you have to swallow down to make sense of anything, and even then there's no guarantee that anything will make sense and instead only make the films seem more tedious and cynical.
 
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The Coward Joe Root said:
I'm nowhere near as knowledgeable about films as the real fanatics, but how unprecedented is this trend of disney releasing ancillary novels and comics to basically explain the numerous plotholes in the films? It's a pretty cynical model, to essentially withhold important story information in other products that you also have to pay for, and something we've seen in the video game industry for a long time. I just have never seen this sort of DLC-in-all-but-name in films before.
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There's rarely a movie series that does it - though there's rarely a movie series that goes on long enough to potentially need it. After all, solo standalone movies are generally made that you can either understand it without additional material, have access to their source material, or you'll find it on the cutting room floor.

It is pretty common in the comic book space, though.
 
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DogEatDogFood said:
This is movie is such a motherfucking catastrophe that literally fucked up Disney's stock with his sheer badness. Think about this: the most powerful media corporation in the planet now has less value because their movie is such a fucking failure. They got it coming

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That's what Disney gets for not making 2D animated films anymore.
 
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