Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

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Luke and Leia from the flashback and yes, Leia beats Luke

Of course she does...

OOOH FUCK ,I FORGOT. In the end when they celebrate, orange yoda comes to Chewie and says you deserve it and gives a medal to Chewie.
MEMBER NEW HOPE WHERE HE DIDNT GET A MEDAL!‽‽?
Anyway this whole thing comes off akward as fuck because after what chewie did to help the resistance, giving him a medal for his efforts seems fucking insulting and weird. Like giving a exceptional kid a participation throphy.

Figures. He's nothing but a dumb dog and memberberry in the eyes of Disney that's too stupid to even be allowed to own the Falcon so they just give it to Rey.

To be fair, Lucasfilm was doing this back in the prequel era, too.
For example, all that Syfo-Dias nonsense in Attack of the Clones.

to be honest I never really went into any of the EU stuff. I've heard that clone wars in particular helps to flesh out some of the more underwritten characters in the prequels (aka all of them)
The villains other than Palpatine just felt so thin. darth maul has I think 1 line? dooku/grevious both suffered because they were introduced with barely any context, which like you said, I'm sure was expanded upon in other media.

Syfo-Dyas really wasn't important or essential to anything. Just a plot device that was easy to understand "former jedi is killed and then used as an alias by the bad guys to do evil things undercover". The material did give him more depth which was appreciated (and that's how supplementary tie-in material should work) but it wasn't necessary to understand the film's plot or characters unlike whatever the fuck JJ just pulled with Snoke and Palpatine.

 

[Fougaro]

I more or less managed to catch up. I was never emotionally invested in Star Wars. While I do respect and appreciate the original trilogy for what it is, I never gave much of a shit about the franchise at large; but good grief, I legitimately feel bad for Star Wars fans after this Unholy Trinity of movies. This is just brutal. I expected this franchise to turn into a dumpster fire when Disney took over, but never would I have imagined to live to see this supernova of a disaster. This is one of the reasons why I'm glad I'm a fucking weeb. Heil weebshit!

As I roast my marshmallows and bratwursts on the fire of Star Wars' burning corpse while enjoying the ensuing shitstorm, I feel a terrible unease over which franchise is going to be Disney's next victim. The Emperor help us all if the Mouse ever gets its tentacles around Warhammer 40K.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I don't care for what the shill's reason for their low score review, I care about the damage it does to Iger,KK and the rest of Disney.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Honestly assuming disney dont straight up fucking reboot the series a thousand years from the ST era or just go "fuck it" and remake the whole fucking franchise as a Disney+ show with each OT/PT movie being a single season, then I genuinely think they will go this road.

I.e. Have Mara Jade forcibly grafted to the Nu-Canon in the next movie series along with lukes realtrue son/daughter, spin some bullshit about how luke "never mentioned them" to protect them from the emperor or some shit, and then have the setup be Rey training said kid as her first pupil.....but then why the fuck would Mara Jade not have fucking trained them....jesus christ this is like the shittest concept ever I know but im trying to be impartial and separate my giggling contempt from trying to think up a way they could salvage this horseshit

There is no graft, just reconceptualize. My guess we will get concurrent eras: one in the far past of the Skywalker stuff, and one in the far future. Both of these are connected in some way(probably an ancient villian). The Skywalker stuff is just a pitstop....

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Here's your 'The only Original Trilogy character not shit all over' award, Chewie!

I dunno.

Original Trilogy = "I don't need no fucking Metal, I am a angry rage beast who will rip your arms off and beat you to death with it if you beat me in chess"

Nu-Trilogy = "I HAVE A PARTICIPATION AWARD GUISE!"

 

[BipolarPon]

ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD..but here have a cheap piece of metal.

Here's your 'The only Original Trilogy character not shit all over' award, Chewie!

Thats actually really impressive feat Chewbacca deserves a better reward than that though.

 

[Agarathium1066]

I dunno.

Original Trilogy = "I don't need no fucking Metal, I am a angry rage beast who will rip your arms off and beat you to death with it if you beat me in chess"

Nu-Trilogy = "I HAVE A PARTICIPATION AWARD GUISE!"

I think most people can appreciate a 'Here thanks for risking your damn life' medal.

At least in his case he didn't really made into a laughing stock of failure. Just everyone he ever knew and cared for!

 

[XYZpdq]

it's pretty ironic considering Chewie's high-profile death back in the EU

People are reporting that they're finding it easier to buy Transformers in the park than actual Episode 9 Star Wars merch.

Why do they have Transformers crap at Disney? That's a Universal ride.

Surprisingly enough, it was an almost faithful adaptation of most of L. Frank Baum's works. The original Oz books could be even more messed up at times, like the Tin Man originally being a munchkin who chopped his own body parts off because of a curse, resulting in everything being replaced with tin. Return to Oz was only slightly more tame by comparison.

seriously Oz is really weird shit

This is also because the entire Sherlock fandom needs to die, being one of the single most cancerous fandoms ever to exist. And we're on the Farms, so that's an educated opinion.

There was nothing queer-baity about Sherlock. Any time a lead character doesn't literally fuck on screen inside the first episode, they're queer coded and it's queerbaiting omgggg. I honestly think most of the people peddling this shit are either not queer, or only queer in their heads/on the internet and therefore have no idea how to actually pick up if someone IRL is in fact queer.

Sherlock fandom was the original spastic fandom when they hassled the author to bring the dude back from the dead.
And they've been gaying them up at least as long as Kirk/Spock as far as I've ever heard.

 

[Ow The Edge]

I more or less managed to catch up. I was never emotionally invested in Star Wars. While I do respect and appreciate the original trilogy for what it is, I never gave much of a shit about the franchise at large; but good grief, I legitimately feel bad for Star Wars fans after this Unholy Trinity of movies. This is just brutal. I expected this franchise to turn into a dumpster fire when Disney took over, but never would I have imagined to live to see this supernova of a disaster. This is one of the reasons why I'm glad I'm a fucking weeb. Heil weebshit!

As I roast my marshmallows and bratwursts on the fire of Star Wars' burning corpse while enjoying the ensuing shitstorm, I feel a terrible unease over which franchise is going to be Disney's next victim. The Emperor help us all if the Mouse ever gets its tentacles around Warhammer 40K.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

Here's your 'The only Original Trilogy character not shit all over' award, Chewie!

are you sure about that

didnt he spend the entirety of TLJ fucking around with cgi puffins instead of actually being useful?

 

[Munchingonfish]

This is what the bugmen deserve.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

This is what the bugmen deserve.

This is the start of what the bugmen deserve.

 

[JongleJingle]

I think most people can appreciate a 'Here thanks for risking your damn life' medal.

At least in his case he didn't really made into a laughing stock of failure. Just everyone he ever knew and cared for!

Chewie shoulda beat the award giver to death with their bare arms, then slapped Rey's face and instant transmission'ed himself away while Rey does her usual gaping mouth thing.

Akward silence follows, as everyone present computes what just happened.

Then the screaming happens, as the sheer power of REEEE coming off of Rey starts melting all life into their base components, save their souls who go into Rey's endless supply of Mary Sue power. There, those unforutnate enough to be absorbed will be used as a power source, like the Jedi Ghosts were used during her fight with Palpatine.

 

[who dare wins?]

The old video for the ending scene got taken down, here’s a new one I found for the newfags here or want to see. This shit again

YouTube

youtu.be

 

[Shield Breaker]

I'm still trying to come to terms with the fact that some woman fucked Palpatine.

Execute Order Sexy Sex.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Why do they have Transformers crap at Disney? That's a Universal ride.

Hasbro makes the Disney toys. Disney sells hasbro stuff at the parks.

For a good long while Disney World was the way to purchase exceedingly rare transformers shit. There was a version of Optimus that only had 10,000 made and 8,000 were available at Disney World(this was during The Beast Era where original transformers were not referenced at all). It's also one of the larger Optimus figures IIRC outside of masterpiece it's one of the biggest coming in at 15 inches tall.

 

[Agarathium1066]

are you sure about that

didnt he spend the entirety of TLJ fucking around with cgi puffins instead of actually being useful?

He also spent a large amount of time in the original trilogy complaining and being a modestly capable repairman for the Falcon. Had to get kicked down a trash shaft, yaddi-yadda.

Face-Puffins aside he was fairly on brand and had better delivery than the rest of the cast.

 

[Judge Holden]

As I roast my marshmallows and bratwursts on the fire of Star Wars' burning corpse while enjoying the ensuing shitstorm, I feel a terrible unease over which franchise is going to be Disney's next victim. The Emperor help us all if the Mouse ever gets its tentacles around Warhammer 40K.

Son sit down.

I have some bad news...

...and some worse news...

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Here's your 'The only Original Trilogy character not shit all over' award, Chewie!

CHEWBACCA, IN WOOKIE

Han and I were blood brothers. We had so many adventures in the Falcon. Guess it's mine now...

REY, IN BASIC BITCH

Fuck off fido, you fucking old hairy (probably white if you shave a wookie) man.

 

[FrickinFrackinFruckin]

At least Heaven's Gate and Waterworld will have company in Movie Hell.

I actually like Waterworld!

I more or less managed to catch up. I was never emotionally invested in Star Wars. While I do respect and appreciate the original trilogy for what it is, I never gave much of a shit about the franchise at large; but good grief, I legitimately feel bad for Star Wars fans after this Unholy Trinity of movies. This is just brutal. I expected this franchise to turn into a dumpster fire when Disney took over, but never would I have imagined to live to see this supernova of a disaster. This is one of the reasons why I'm glad I'm a fucking weeb. Heil weebshit!

Disney is coming for weeb shit too!