Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Opposite Time Nomad]

In faggot circles, a person such as Staph is known as 'crazy'.

I know another genderspeshul in the local fag squad, and similarly, she never appears masculine. Reads as an insecure chick vying for brownie points. These gender speds are less non-conforming than any regular butch and fairy out there.

Back on topic: how the fuck do you get a yeast infection under your tits?!

Yeast is a type of fungus, like all fungus it needs moisture and a warm place to grow. Skin normally blocks it out, but... if you have poor hygiene and fat folds that create warm and moist places....


Its kinda obvious how it happened.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Does Steph really believe that a sapphire can legitimately be made from her fat instead of, you know, minerals?

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

"My cringe dad got into a fail car crash and now I'm mad "

 

[Give Her The D]

"My cringe dad got into a fail car crash and now I'm mad "

That's a random_text.txt quote, I would've sworn.

 

[Osyth Osyth]

Peetie is one UGLY ass cat there I said it. I hate every picture with him in it and her “can haz cheezbuger” spelling makes me freaking MOTI.

But even an ugly cat doesn’t deserve Staph’s company.

Edit: and I liked Reebok better. I know it’s a shoe but it at least sounds a little edgy and not in a completely cringe way.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Peetie is one UGLY ass cat there I said it. I hate every picture with him in it and her “can haz cheezbuger” spelling makes me freaking MOTI.

But even an ugly cat doesn’t deserve Staph’s company.

Edit: and I liked Reebok better. I know it’s a shoe but it at least sounds a little edgy and not in a completely cringe way.

I think his mouth makes him look a bit funny because he's missing teeth and his tongue is sticking out all the time.

 

[Chan Buddhism]

Any guesses as to why its teeth got removed?

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Any guesses as to why its teeth got removed?

I believe it was an infection and mouth pain. You'd have to go back to posts from September to figure out.

 

[Rap Scallion]

Peetie? More like Peetza.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Now she's talking to aliens. Another hospitalization when?

 

[Meowzers]

does anyone else think that's a really weird reaction to being in a car accident? the way she worded it just rubs me the wrong way. normal people would be in shock and worried about what to do about money/transportation/potential injuries after the crash, but she's just pissy because it's her dad's fault their three-person family only has one car now (oh the horror, the absolute injustice of it all ) and that she had to ride in a cop car, which is was way more traumatic than the crash itself apparently.
and i like that, when listing the day's events, getting a finger up the butthole is more important/interesting than getting in a car crash.
count your blessings, unclench your asshole, and be grateful you aren't dead you whiny little narcissist.

 

[FeatherBomb]

even her cat looks like it has the down

 

[Mr Foster]

Now she's talking to aliens. Another hospitalization when?
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Staph, you're not a time lord. You have not spoken to an advanced alien race. You are a woman in her 30s who looks like a 12 year old boy with downs. You make up outrageous power fantasies to cope with your utter failure to launch or grow into a functional adult.

And to highlight that failure you have a yeast fungal infection under your tit. Do your parents need to start helping you with a bathing routine? Do you know what kind of adults need to be reminded to bathe? The kind that live in group homes sappy.

Get your life together.

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

Fucking called it that she's so flabby and big that she's unable to wash those saggy sandbags she calls tits. It also proves that she doesn't bathe- at all. (God I hate being right sometimes)

Edit: looking at peetie's nose, there's some sort of dark thing underneath it- granted given that the camera quality is poor it could be his nostrils but from the way it looks it looks like some sort of scab.

I think it’s a freckle. Orange cats get freckles on their noses and their gums a lot. It’s a common thing, but I have no idea what causes it in indoor cats, because they’re not really exposed to the sun that much.

 

[Meowzers]

I think it’s a freckle. Orange cats get freckles on their noses and their gums a lot. It’s a common thing, but I have no idea what causes it in indoor cats, because they’re not really exposed to the sun that much.

i think they just happen because they're literally redheads. some human redheads freckle with the tiniest amount of sunlight, it's probably the same with ginger cats from laying in front of sunny windows and etc.
i think his nose spot is what they named him after, iirc? Peetie Polkadot referencing the polkadots on his nose.

ok this is weird i'll stop talking about steph's fat cat now because it's weird that i know this much about him

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Now she's talking to aliens. Another hospitalization when?
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People who claim to be talking to aliens or trans dimensional beings is a YouTube rabbit hole I like to regularly go down. I would love for Staph to start using her channel again and roll with this nonsense.

Cats can get freckles? That's so cute ❤

 

[Meowthkip]

Peetie is one UGLY ass cat there I said it. I hate every picture with him in it and her “can haz cheezbuger” spelling makes me freaking MOTI.

But even an ugly cat doesn’t deserve Staph’s company.

Edit: and I liked Reebok better. I know it’s a shoe but it at least sounds a little edgy and not in a completely cringe way.

even her cat looks like it has the down

I'm convinced that under better lighting and losing a few pounds, Peetie would look just fine. I've said this before, about how every picture Steph takes has this dire, bleak atmosphere to it, almost like she's cursed it with her presence. She just sucks the life out of everything around her like a psychic vampire.

It's like every single frame has the same energy as Michelle Perez's creepy basement nudes.

 

[Glittarded Tartlet]

This crazy ass bitch. I’d run into her weird fat-acceptance histrionics on Tumblr like last year, but never could I have imagined the insanity hiding just out of sight. She is so bizarre and out of touch with reality, and yet at the same time, so banal and ineffectual in everything she tries to do.
The thing I really want to know is, does she truly believe she’s communicating with ghosts and demons, like hearing voices talk to her, is she just larping, or has she convinced herself it’s real because she can’t admit she’s been lying for so long? I wish she would get an actual diagnosis because damn, there’s something wrong with her. No one would choose to be in her place if they could help it, right?

 

[marjoram]

This crazy ass bitch. I’d run into her weird fat-acceptance histrionics on Tumblr like last year, but never could I have imagined the insanity hiding just out of sight. She is so bizarre and out of touch with reality, and yet at the same time, so banal and ineffectual in everything she tries to do.
The thing I really want to know is, does she truly believe she’s communicating with ghosts and demons, like hearing voices talk to her, is she just larping, or has she convinced herself it’s real because she can’t admit she’s been lying for so long? I wish she would get an actual diagnosis because damn, there’s something wrong with her. No one would choose to be in her place if they could help it, right?

Sap's just a spoiled rotten mildly exceptional sped. Her parents have indulged her, her college(s) have indulged her to the point where she expects everyone and everything to cater to her whims. There's nothing special about her and she sooo badly wants there to be. Being babied has ruined her.
She's also dumb as a box of rocks and completely talentless, which IS kinda special when you think about it. I mean, everybody's good at SOMETHING, right?
Except Sappy.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Sap's just a spoiled rotten mildly exceptional sped. Her parents have indulged her, her college(s) have indulged her to the point where she expects everyone and everything to cater to her whims. There's nothing special about her and she sooo badly wants there to be. Being babied has ruined her.
She's also dumb as a box of rocks and completely talentless, which IS kinda special when you think about it. I mean, everybody's good at SOMETHING, right?
Except Sappy.

Only thing she's good at is being a laughing stock and a one tard freakshow.