DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Why does Phil need a strategy guide? Wasn't this a game that he knew very well? Even if it wasn't why can't he just experience the game?

"strategy guide" most likely something he looked up from someone who actually made a guide and printed it off or made brief notes. well find out soon enough after he shows his notes. hopefully he doesnt do a tax folder show and we can actually get a good look at his "notes"

Was watching a random TIHYDP when Phil casually and smugly insulted people who have something as silly as a "personal belief system." In Phil's mature, adult opinion, you can literally do whatever you want, as long as it doesn't bother him personally.
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the self awareness never did cease to amaze me. its exactly his ironic way of saying this and hypocritical way of doing it that has landed him in so many shit positions. maybe take your own fucking food for thought phil
 
I reckon Rambo had already betrayed Phil in his own twisted headspace before he tucked tail and ran away from darksydemom's influence across the country. Rambo developed a personal and creative relationship with OJ (Other John) and here was a guy whose character felt like the antithesis to that of dipshitphil's. OJ fully embraced his inner nerd, dressed and sort of acted like Stewart from Beavis and Butthead wheras Phil has to this day continued to deny all his own inner faggotry (it escapes of course; but the pigdog doth try) where in lieu of views views views and money money money, he's still the alpha chad in his own head in 2019; with an actual living being as a wife and a famiy unit to protect with an imaginext Fisher Price axe behind the door.

The Dream of Project 7 was supplanted by John and OJ's own original lo-fi, built for fun not so we can beg for funds superhero series Schnozman and Hole Punch (which you can still buy on bluray) while John would go on to write and perform original music on his own channel. What a novelty both John and OJ acually produced their own original kahntent instead of relying on the work of others to form a body of work one could (with the right application of polskitaliano ego) describe as some kind of "legacy". It didn't really matter that it wasn't successful in the traditional sense, it would still be perceived as a sleight against the video spamming juggernaut who I'm quite sure when asked about the pair's show stated that he just didn't have the time to watch it as a fulltime yootoober.

I don't consider the whole Let's Play/Streaming scene entirely parasitic in nature but let's just say the supposed JAHB of playin' vidya poorly with the king on the internet for money is the perfect foil for an insipid lazy fuck like Phil Burnell.. and it's no surprise that even his best friend found a better partner to have actual fun with when measured up to Phil's singularly focused approach (need for attention) couch co-op or die hangout routine

Rambo betrayed Phil by having a life of his own outside Phil's own empire of autism. Die, Schnozman, Die!
 
He clearly was an "ok" enough dood at some point where he had friends that probably didn't hate him.
I've seen posts on the Shoryuken fighting game forums talking about DSP ditching tournaments to play video games as early as 2013. Once the YouTube money started coming in he really abandoned everything else except wrestling and spending money.
 
My theory is he's paying off Hassan. That would explain where the money goes, why Hassan insists there's nothing he can do despite it being his alleged job, AND why Phil gets away with stuff even most thots deep throat a ban for.

Nothing that insidious, Hassan has a history of protecting his favored partners. Twitch has a pretty notorious history of letting streamers get away with whatever. Even when they do step in, it tends to be with warnings and temp bans. Pretty much the only ways they seriously step in is if something goes mainstream and they need to take action as a PR move, a bigger streamer/partner appeals to Twitch directly or if there's potential legal issues if they don't. The first two are taken a little more seriously but might still just result in temp stuff. If there's a legal thing...eh, probably just a warning unless you repeatedly do it.

I'd guess Hassan isn't even that big of a DSP fan. If he were, I think Phil would get more opportunities from Twitch and wouldn't be banned from the bounty program. All the people sperging at him about it will probably just make him want to keep Phil around out of spite. That's just largely based on what I've heard about the dude from other posts here though. I'm guessing he'd throw Phil under the bus if it came down to it, but I don't see a scenario like that occurring unless DSP is somehow able to gain some internet notoriety again, which seems very unlikely.
 
50 pounds is kinda tough but that being said i also lost my right forearm and left bi and tri from an rpg in 2010 but i could still lift way more than that, dsp is a pathetic joke he had to hire someone to install window blinds
Fuck man, I knew the 5th edition rules could be brutal, but never heard of a D&D game that maimed motherfuckers
 
I turn on a detractor stream and within one minute DSP cursed out PUBG due to having emergency patches tonight, so he has decided to just not play any games.
This is the shit that really annoys me with him, he gets so angry and aggressively insults people because of a patch to improve the game. He’s so fucking toxic, he acts like the devs did this to personally spite him

Also this life long gamer can’t even attempt to play another game that’s not on his schedule, I’ve never seen another stream just turn into a sausage because one game was down...but he loves gaming! 3 people that only show up for Minecraft might miss the stream if he does it unscheduled!

Absolutely 100% pathetic
 
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