Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I've been having a mental meltdown about her fucking professing that rice is bad for birds.

SO IS BREAD, YOU FUCKING BOWLING BALL. Which you fed to fucking ducks. UGH.

Still MOTI about fucking ducks.

I had some responses to other shit in these glorious pages, but it all flew from my brain when she started talking about birds. Ugh. Though I think part of it was going to be about ibuprofen being an anti-inflammatory, something that's regularly prescribed when inflammation causes pain via nerve compression, and therefore not being responsible for swelling... but that point was already covered.

Go eat more bread, Amy. I'm sure that'll help your back pain.

 

[THOTto]

ETA
No doubt her back hurts because of the extra 300+lbs she is carrying, I dont know what she expects a doctor to do for her until she loses the weight (nevah gonna happen, BUT). Physical therapy is useless, opioids only mask the pain and aren't effective long term, and surgery would be out of the question because of all of the above.

Studies are showing the longer people are on opioids the more sensitive they are to pain. They get used to not hurting so even the slightest discomfort becomes unbearable.

benzodiazepines aren’t based on weight, trying to scam bars is pointless if her doctor is slightly competent- not that I’m holding my breath on that one.

also lol fat.

 

[Bitchboy95]

She gave up $120k a year cause she was burnt out, guys...for rill.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

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She gave up $120k a year cause she was burnt out, guys...for rill.

Yes. Burnt out. Nothing at all to do with a visit from social services and being compelled to sign a document swearing her off children for as long as she lived in the state.

I know Amy doesn't know how words work or even what they mean, but she used the word "kickback" three times in her food voucher scam video. That word has a negative denotation and is quite incriminating.

Sure would love to know how much was discharged in her bankruptcy when she was making $144,000 a year in cash and vouchers.

Sure would love for her to have to admit she's lying about making that much rather than appear to have committed fraud.

Any guesses on which YT fatty she's going to be "collabing" with at the beginning of the year? I want it to be that troon she's always fellating but he isn't a fatass.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Any guesses on which YT fatty she's going to be "collabing" with at the beginning of the year? I want it to be that troon she's always fellating but he isn't a fatass.

Spoiler: ot

Rosie!! never thought I'd see her visage here. I used to follow her good mate fat Elvis for a while, a true lolcow of campervan living.

 

[welsho]

This bitch; how do you have three kids and not know the difference between norovirus and the flu. Those poor kidseses. Anyways.

When the fuck is she going to fix Omar's car seat; dang thing has been leaning for damn near six months. Anyways.

Any guesses on which YT fatty she's going to be "collabing" with at the beginning of the year? I want it to be that troon she's always fellating but he isn't a fatass.

I bet she has crawled up Tammy Slaton's ass and taken up residence just in time for the premiere of the Slaton Show. Perhaps some innerview skype sessions with Tam Tam after the show airs? She doesn't talk about anyone else other than Tammy and Rosie (anyways-I mean anymore).

I want to know what the repitious ball is that could ruin her marriage. Oll-E get caught with a secretary (or anything resembling a human); did he take the Costco card away? No more "A-me time" (see what I did there...its like "vlog-my's"...get it?!?!?!!!!!!) on Oll-E's days off?

I won't mention the ducks; I have many a hat from my duck rant (but FUCK; who doesn't know not to feed ducks bread).
ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amy is sassing the haydurs again, and her psychotic sweeties are present and accounted for.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

The way Amy's Life Jihad neglects her children is genuinely upsetting. I thought Omar(?) was a little girl with how long his hair is, & it's never brushed & tangled to all fuck. The children all look filthy. They're always barefoot outside, & have no gloves or jackets. In Oregon. In fucking winter.

All the kids want is her attention & she never gives it to them. The video where the fat sow tries to ignore Ezra in favor of clumsily drawing on eye-wings broke my heart. You couldn't even give your daughter a pretend "makeover?" Give her some lipstick? Include her in any way beyond screeching at her stop bumping you?

I hope Amy really is reading this thread so she knows how much her neglect disgusts me. She's such a garbage human bean. Both her inner & outer bean. (But I am liveen for @StrawberryDouche 's recaps & snout ratings. Thank you for finally giving everyone an Amy's Life Jihad thread.)

 

[JaneThough]

 

[simulated goat]

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Potty right out there in the open. For some stupid moment I thought maybe she had curtains or tinting or something in the back. But no, poor kids, barefoot in winter and having to use the bathroom in front of strangers at the Shopping center while she buys new tarps.

Although,I gotta say, I'm beginning to see why Ali was still single back in Egypt. An actual 'good catch' would actually give a shit about his kids.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Vlogmosque Day 19

Amy explains the safety of vlogging while driving. Amy yells at Omar. Amy will collab with Life By Jen- and presumably Gene Gene The Drinking Machine. They will put money in a bucket. Three snouts. Dangerous vlogging rationales and a doomed for drama and failure collab with another useless fatty is going to be fucking grand! (!!!) OH! Almost forgot- Superfat MRI results. Fuck it. Another snout for that.

(archiving now)

Spoiler: Recap

-Almost the end of vlogmeees!!!!

-Been some challenges

-Fun

YOU ENJOY WATCHING ME!!!!

-Nothing happens in her life

-You love her because you don't have fambly

-THEY KEEP YOU FILLING A PART OF SOMETHING!!!!

-She is saving people in the hospital

-HER VLOG HELPS PEOPLE!!!!

-Will do more vlogging

-She will invest in a good quality of camera

-Even though her phone is fine

-Will invest in a cameron

-Will work it into her budget

-OR MAYBE SHE WON'T

-Maybe she will just get a new phone

-Will step up her game

-ALL HER EFFORTS

-Wakes up thinking about her channel

-SHE IS PASSIONATE ABOUT IT!!!!!

-Makes her fill good

-Grown relationships

-YOU ARE NOT SUBSCRIBERS, YOU ARE HER LOYAL FRIENDS AND FAMBILY!!!!

-Amy can't fuck with the iPad right now

-She can handle rain

*creepy Amy laugh

-They could not get a clear enough picture during her superfat MRI and didn't find anything

-They don't have the set up to do a contrast

-She wil get a CT scan at the hospital

-HOLD ON OMAR!!!!

-YOU WILL MAKE HER GET IN AN ACCIDENT!!!!

-CT scan w/contrast

-Her back hurts

-She got pinched in the machine

-She will lose weight

-She does NOT vlog in the car often

-SHE IS NOT BEENING DANGEROUS!!!!

- ...think about it

-Don'y you drive with people in the car????

-SAME THING!!!!

-No diff between talking to someone in the car and vlogging

-NO DIFFERENCE!!!!

-She never takes her eyes off the street

-She does not look at the screen

-I mean, I am now but

-She is not looking into her phone!!!! She is doing meer checks

-See????

-Not even looking at the camera

-SAME THING AS TALKING IN THE CAR!!!!

-No, not the same thing!!!! VLOGGING IS SAFER!!!!

-She's just talking while driving

-Kinks

-Could not talk about the kinks

-She will collab with

-LIFE BY JEN

-Jen struggles

-Jen desires

-Put their fat heads together

-They will launch a challenge

-Every pound they lose, they put a dollar in a bucket

-20 pounds = 20 bucks!!!!

-At the end of 6 months, they will pick a winner and give them the bucket

-You will get all her weight loss dollars!!!!

-It will be fun!!!!

-It's a good insentitive

-OMAR SHHHHH!!!!

-She and Jen are great friends!!!!

-So much fun

-December 31 a day in the life of what she rilly eats

-Weigh in Wednesdays

-TICKLED PINK!!!!

-Is why she hasn't yelled at you for telling her to get serious

-Doctor is on board

-Will be a great year!!!!

-Wholeheartingly believes her channel will grow

-BECAUSE YOU'RE SPECIAL!!!!

-STAY BLESSED!!!

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Invest in your fucking kids you dumb cunt.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

What a shit show. I wonder how many tax paying Americans went without necessary medical care today, while Medicaid probably wasted at least several hundred dollars just today for the sole purpose of blowing smoke up her giant ass.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Not only do I see this challenge not lasting more than a month (that's being generous) but I predict a falling out between these two deathfats. They're both liars/scammers/greedy/all around terrible, terrible people. And I will be here to watch it all happen

 

[marjoram]

Interesting watching Omar back there casting resentful glances at the camera. The kids probably hate that damn phone...Mommy's always talking to the phone but she never talks to us......

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Spoiler: ot

Rosie!! never thought I'd see her visage here. I used to follow her good mate fat Elvis for a while, a true lolcow of campervan living.

I've seen Amy in both Rosie and Elvis' chats and she was cracking jokes about Elvis's weight and making fun of him for getting out of breath while walking. It was before I knew who Amy was other than that she swatted Pam allegedly, wish I'd have gotten a screen shot.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I've seen Amy in both Rosie and Elvis' chats and she was cracking jokes about Elvis's weight and making fun of him for getting out of breath while walking. It was before I knew who Amy was other than that she swatted Pam allegedly, wish I'd have gotten a screen shot.

Ah Elvis, lover of bestiality, secret bottom, the mockery of Youtube. An Amy connection is amazing.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

Not only do I see this challenge not lasting more than a month (that's being generous) but I predict a falling out between these two deathfats. They're both liars/scammers/greedy/all around terrible, terrible people. And I will be here to watch it all happen

For sure. Neither like to be told what to do nor can follow direction. So they'll butt heads. If one miraculously manages to lose even a pound, there will be jealousy. Jen had her feelings hurt and an epic meltdown when a woman in her building politely declined an elevator ride with her. So she is hypersensitive. Fat Amy will be the dominant cow in this herd. Jen will go MIA and Amy will insist that she won't say what happened, but in the next breath will spill it all.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

So basically, she's too fat for the MRI to get a decent image? Not even a huge MRI can break through the layers, right? So what do they think a CT scanner is going to be able to do? Do they even have giant CT scanners? How the hell is she going get inside one of those?

Right. Like she and Jen are going to put a dollar in a bucket every time they lose a pound and GIVE it away? Well, I guess they're safe there, neither of them will lose anything unless they lie about it and why would they lie and still have to give away their hard-earned state given money?

They can both go fuck their giant-ass selves.

 

[Spastic Colon]

So basically, she's too fat for the MRI to get a decent image? Not even a huge MRI can break through the layers, right? So what do they think a CT scanner is going to be able to do? Do they even have giant CT scanners? How the hell is she going get inside one of those?

Right. Like she and Jen are going to put a dollar in a bucket every time they lose a pound and GIVE it away? Well, I guess they're safe there, neither of them will lose anything unless they lie about it and why would they lie and still have to give away their hard-earned state given money?

They can both go fuck their giant-ass selves.

It's more likely that they told her that was nothing wrong with her except that she is fat. She probably just refuses to accept that and thinks she needs more testing to prove that her being fat is totally not the problem.