Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

So what can we learn from this stupid shit so far?
1. Woke shit will never, ever sell ever. It doesn't matter how much you want to pander to the 'progressive' crowd of feminists and beta males; shit is still going to be shit no matter what you name it.
2. A Mary Sue/Gary Stu-type of character isn't going to make audiences care about your female characters. There's a good reason why the fanfiction that is known as 'My Immortal' got so infamous because the main character of that infamous fanfiction is a Mary Sue in every sense of the term.
3. The people that worked on writing these movies are total hacks and if you ask me if I was running Disney then I would pretty much fire them on the spot for costing the company a lot of money.
4. Disney deserves what will happen to them when the fans see this stupid shit for themselves too.

These would be my 4 lessons

1) Recognize what your work is and who it'll likely satisfy and be fairly consistent about it. These movies have clearly shown that LucasFilm clearly doesn't understand or quite frankly doesn't want to understand and gauge its audience (outside people with actual political/personal acumen and charisma like Trevorrow and Filoni) as to what it wants or doesn't want, the key example of this being none other than TLJ.

2) Don't actively piss on your fans (current or even former), specifically meaning don't actively antagonize them via twitter, off-the-cuff comments in interviews, etc. (could add patently retarded story writing to the list but that's a bit up for debate). The idea here is not so much to placate or please fans, but simply not to pour gas on any fire you may have caused. If you screwed up or the fans just don't like what you've done, just take the hit even if some of the charges are unfair and disgusting. Lucas was able to take the criticism without lashing out against the audience. Why can't you?

3) Stop thinking you can somehow change a few little things in established canon/franchises and/or continue such and suddenly think you'll make bank (especially when you don't show any respect to the audience). This probably is one of the worse, most egotistical mindset we've witnessed throughout this decade. This ridiculous idea in the whole US entertainment industry where these imbeciles actually think they can just reboot or continue stories that were either the best that they could be and/or were conclusive. I don't care what anybody says, but the original Star Wars trilogy at least in terms of movies were both conclusive (again I stress in terms of movies, not games, books, or comics) and almost the best they could be at the time. How could possibly think of continuing such a trilogy and make as much money as they did especially since there would have been no way of "continuing" that legacy without defenestrating it?

4) Stop either micromanaging projects and/or deciding things by committee especially when identity politics gets involved. That doesn't mean let someone like Rian Johnson do whatever they want, it just means that you shouldn't stress over minor things like whether there wasn't enough (insert minority here) representation. Your first priority is to make sure the story makes sense and the people will enjoy it. Everything else comes last (if at all).
 
They hate the movie because it ret-cons and back-tracks much of what was established in The Last Jedi, a film they love unconditionally and completely.

Ok, now that you have said this--and I believe you are correct--I need to say (even though I'm currently 18 pages behind in this thread STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT YOU GUYS): I am having a very hard time wrapping my mind around this truth.

It was Kennedy who enabled Ruin "Small" Johnson to turn Eps. 8 into his personal egging of the cool kids' houses.
Purposefully tearing down decades of continuity, and then taking a lactose-intolerant dump all over it.

In fact, I think it's purely jealousy that is at the heart of most everything that Kennedy does. It's not only years of fetching coffee for the men, but it's that the men were talented, creative, and successful, and made things that people love; things that bring people some HAPPINESS...which she and her kind are also jealous of. That path to the dark side leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to destroying the work and burning it all down just because you can.

But!
1) Last time I looked, Ruin Johnson is a white male. A pasty, dumpy white male.

2) Last time I looked, Kathy Kennedy is a white female. A soulless, corrupt white female.

3) Every damned blessed time I see the photo of the STORY GROUP at the top of "Disney SW Is Dumb" blog, I see that they are ENTIRELY white females. Stupid, clueless, wine-bibbing, no-talent white females. The ENTIRE group may not be white, but they sure as hell are entirely female.

Isn't this where their argument breaks down? "ROS went against TLJ, so if you like it or see it or acknowledge it, you are a right-wing neo-nazi racist woman-hater." But-But--SEE. ABOVE.
 
Hey now, I don't know bout you, but when I was 5 years old I was fascinated with topics like International tarriff laws, diplomacy and government beaurocracy.
When I was a kid I had a good enough vocabulary to understand the words blockade and battleship, and got the general point that the TF were attempting to shake down an entire planet. Now looking at it I wonder if the TF were trying to avoid Naboo taxing trade or vice versa.
 
Going to tell kids this was Starkiller Base

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3) Every damned blessed time I see the photo of the STORY GROUP at the top of "Disney SW Is Dumb" blog, I see that they are ENTIRELY white females. Stupid, clueless, wine-bibbing, no-talent white females. The ENTIRE group may not be white, but they sure as hell are entirely female.

To clarify, that picture is actually from a Women in Film (or something) event hosted by Bad Robot (based on the background) that also cross-promoted Star Wars. The Story Group looks a little different, having had a milk chocolate black girl as the second-in-command until recently & a fat, bitter Mexican douche who draws Transformers all day and posts it to Twitter.

Isn't this where their argument breaks down? "ROS went against TLJ, so if you like it or see it or acknowledge it, you are a right-wing neo-nazi racist woman-hater." But-But--SEE. ABOVE.

Star Wars in the 2010s is like an onion of cognitive dissonance.
 
Haha, it totally makes sense for Rey to defeat Kylo Ren in a Lightsabre dual because an untrained Princess Leia beat Luke too.

lol, Luke is such a punk ass little bitch :'(:'(:'(:'(:heart-empty:

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Just from that terrible image I can see the uncanny valley.

EDIT: Also, whoops, I guess JJ did include flashbacks. Seemingly only to retcon and introduce something that wasn't in TFA or the stupid tie in novels, that apparently Leia was a straight up Jedi all along.
 
Also, wow, for years I always tried to save Rey from Sue accusations but now I just can't. that power-up ending is unbelievable, she's pretty much out-doing the Sue-meter that not even shonen anime heroes pass. She's just powers and powers piled on top of more powers yet no believable flaws, personality, character, etc...Except wanting Columbine dick. She's not a character, she's what a fool thinks a good character is. It just gives me flashbacks to the worst fanfics found on the Internet.
 
Going to tell kids this was Starkiller Base

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Say it with me friends,

THE GUN IS GOOD!

THE MOUSE IS GOOD!

THE ORANGE MAN IS EVIL!

The Orange Man shoots tweets, and makes new memes, and poisons the Earth with a plague of shitposts, as once it was. But the Mouse shoots soy, and purifies the earth of the filth of conservatives. Go forth and consume product!
 
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Haha, it totally makes sense for Rey to defeat Kylo Ren in a Lightsabre dual because an untrained Princess Leia beat Luke too.

lol, Luke is such a punk ass little bitch :'(:'(:'(:'(:heart-empty:

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Hang on.......is that......are they wearing lightsaber resistant training cloths?

Why the fuck would you ever take them off? Why isnt kylo and rey and palpatine and snoke and whatever wearing that shit?! doesnt this make the lightsaber entirely fucking redundant?!
 
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