Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%
  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%
  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%
  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%
  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%

  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .
Oh, you want to get to the bottom of the truth?​
So why did you private your twitter account, and then attempt to accelerate the burn by coming here, knowing that the investigator, me, was bold enough to expose himself for people to contact?​

Did you think none of us was hip to this shit? Or that your group were the only source of information I had?

Well, since you want to "tell the truth", let me just start myself, Alex.

  1. I've been onto you and your group from the start, when I started looking into the G+ connections myself in the dark, when Lory wouldn't talk about them.

  2. Between you coming here and them attempting to dox her accounts a few nights ago, It's clear that Lory isn't "Alex Segal". That person and his mother Susan are just part of the lie your group tried to sell to put Lauren on the outs as a troon catfish because she broke up with a jealous and vengeful ex who wanted to make her miserable.

  3. I can prove it, right now. Your group of three people tried to sell me this story with my first outside contact a week before you did, and your lies match up consistently.




  4. The dates show that the contact has been in contact with me and others here, along with other contacts communicating amongst ourselves in a private DM to get to the bottom of this. There is no fucking way you're doing anything else than trying to murder this woman through your Autistic Illuminati bullshit.

    Kouji, her boyfriend, has confirmed already that those same images inyour archive dump are the exact same as the messages you all used to frame her on G+, and your "friends" were a little to eager to try to ruin her, because you tipped him off to tell me you were gunning for her accounts on Discord, as seen here:

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  5. Between you spilling your beans, and your false flag attempts being sifted through by us, Helmet and myself, we were able to affirm this in private while I had my still remaining FBI and local group contacts seek you out, which is the significance of Lory calling me a negroid while I attempted to cook dinner for my disabled family member while my brother played League of Legends on my laptop.

    I won't be able to get you all, but I've got you, dead to rights.

    You may be a man, but you look like the spineless fucking coward who'd do a thing like this to someone over something as pointless as mecha-anime and internet clout/ vindictive malice.
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6. Ontop of being the gayest of ops, you and your "elite splinter-cell" of trolls are to blame and are responsible for this girl's additictive habits for whyshe loves the spottlight but hates personal information, which is why it has taken me so long to be able to confirm the information up to now.​
You all treated her like shit on the daily, "pwning" her by insulting everything about her down to her body, while an invasive shitheel boyfriend emotionally broke her.​
Then you set up her after things ended badly between her -- and you were the motherfucker who exacted it , you gave me the smoking gun yourself, and Kouji confirmed it.​
What's about to follow comes from the DM, where I logged and we archived every single thing your group has given me, and confirmed the lies ourself with our contacts.​
New developments:

This is it, the big one.

I think the pedophile motherfucker just revealed himself to me, under the guise of the same lie.

Seliph.

I got his ass, and he gave himself up to me.


Can we get the contact to the affirm the ID?

Is this him?

Ed-dit:

The guy's still spillin the false story.
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There's more.

I'm selling this angle as much as possible,to get them to trust me.

Seems to be working.

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And there's more:

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He's doing as much as possible to sell this.

I'll give your the burner discord of the person who contacted me, they have the people who I suspect may be from Duwang in a dm, and they relgiously watch the thread.

Play it cool, don't let them know we suspect something.

Just let them talk and give us information.

[REDACTED] is my contact point, they're friendly.

Also, these people are trying REALLY hard to find Lory's handles.

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This is what one of those groups, the ones I think are current/ex Duwang have said and done in the time period of my last post.

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My point of contact informed me they were displeased and shocked about what I knew.

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7. Furthermore, Lory is many things -- including dead to me for her behavior as I've pulled every string I could to be able to save her from you and your ilt -- but she is not a man.​
I know it because Kouji himself, the in-love fool, played a game of Twitter Picture Chicken after this spergout she had at me for not responding fast enough to her liking, threatening her in our Company DMs to leak her pictures himself, because all it takes to prove you all a liar is proof she is at least a woman.​

Guess what I have, Alex?
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Company knows about the situation, Lory's acting like a brat still.

Kouji's demoralized, and now he's playing a game of Photo Chicken with her.

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Because of her inability to be paitent, or wait, or even listen, as I've already said, this is the last thing I do for her: saving her fucking life.

I honestly would have just done what I promised to do, which was air it all and dip, but unlike her, I'd like to build a fucking business on reputation and honesty by the time I'm 30, and that will not be possible if I try to maintain a friendship or working relationship with this person.

It's not a "hehehehe, fuck her, she's useless to me now" thing;

It's a "I have more pride in myself to be belittled by someone who can't even control themselves" thing.

Look at this shit.

All of this because she couldn't keep her cool, or do what I kept begging her to do, which is to stop being such a attention pig.

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The only saving grace of this all is Helment will not hurt himself tonight over her, and I've -- for the most part -- cleared her name.

I've even renewed his faith in the Farms, because he thought we didn't care enough to be tactful about this, and I've done much as I can from behind this laptop to make this at least a happy ending for someone.

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-sigh-

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Kouji has something he wants to share:

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God, i need a fucking drink.

That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

I still hold my doubts why you have such loyalty for someone who literally degraded you, but I guess there’s something charming about being belittled, huh? Good you don’t want her dead, but she’s still a horrible person.

He gave us more proof than you, bud. Though it was nice playing around with a black Jew. :)

It wasn't loyalty that made me help her, it was my honor and integrity to help the helpless.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
 
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6. Ontop of being the gayest of ops, you and your "elite splinter-cell" of trolls are to blame and are responsible for this girl's additictive habits for whyshe loves the spottlight but hates personal information, which is why it has taken me so long to be able to confirm the information up to now.​
You all treated her like shit on the daily, "pwning" her by insulting everything about her down to her body, while an invasive shitheel boyfriend emotionally broke her.​
Then you set up her after things ended badly between her -- and you were the motherfucker who exacted it , you gave me the smoking gun yourself, and Kouji confirmed it.​
What's about to follow comes from the DM, where I logged and we archived every single thing your group has given me, and confirmed the lies ourself with our contacts.​
7. Furthermore, Lory is many things -- including dead to me for her behavior as I've pulled every string I could to be able to save her from you and your ilt -- but she is not a man.​
I know it because Kouji himself, the in-love fool, played a game of Twitter Picture Chicken after this spergout she had at me for not responding fast enough to her liking, threatening her in our Company DMs to leak her pictures himself, because all it takes to prove you all a liar is proof she is at least a woman.​

Guess what I have, Alex?

Because of her inability to be paitent, or wait, or even listen, as I've already said, this is the last thing I do for her: saving her fucking life.

I honestly would have just done what I promised to do, which was air it all and dip, but unlike her, I'd like to build a fucking business on reputation and honesty by the time I'm 30, and that will not be possible if I try to maintain a friendship or working relationship with this person.

It's not a "hehehehe, fuck her, she's useless to me now" thing;

It's a "I have more pride in myself to be belittled by someone who can't even control themselves" thing.

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The only saving grace of this all is Helment will not hurt himself tonight over her, and I've -- for the most part -- cleared her name.

I've even renewed his faith in the Farms, because he thought we didn't care enough to be tactful about this, and I've done much as I can from behind this laptop to make this at least a happy ending for someone.




God, i need a fucking drink.
Your attachments aren't working. You'll need to download and reupload the attachments in your post to allow anyone else to see them, and probably remove the quotes since they link to a DM that only you and the other party can access.
 
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6. Ontop of being the gayest of ops, you and your "elite splinter-cell" of trolls are to blame and are responsible for this girl's additictive habits for whyshe loves the spottlight but hates personal information, which is why it has taken me so long to be able to confirm the information up to now.​
You all treated her like shit on the daily, "pwning" her by insulting everything about her down to her body, while an invasive shitheel boyfriend emotionally broke her.​
Then you set up her after things ended badly between her -- and you were the motherfucker who exacted it , you gave me the smoking gun yourself, and Kouji confirmed it.​
What's about to follow comes from the DM, where I logged and we archived every single thing your group has given me, and confirmed the lies ourself with our contacts.​
7. Furthermore, Lory is many things -- including dead to me for her behavior as I've pulled every string I could to be able to save her from you and your ilt -- but she is not a man.​
I know it because Kouji himself, the in-love fool, played a game of Twitter Picture Chicken after this spergout she had at me for not responding fast enough to her liking, threatening her in our Company DMs to leak her pictures himself, because all it takes to prove you all a liar is proof she is at least a woman.​

Guess what I have, Alex?

Because of her inability to be paitent, or wait, or even listen, as I've already said, this is the last thing I do for her: saving her fucking life.

I honestly would have just done what I promised to do, which was air it all and dip, but unlike her, I'd like to build a fucking business on reputation and honesty by the time I'm 30, and that will not be possible if I try to maintain a friendship or working relationship with this person.

It's not a "hehehehe, fuck her, she's useless to me now" thing;

It's a "I have more pride in myself to be belittled by someone who can't even control themselves" thing.

Look at this shit.

All of this because she couldn't keep her cool, or do what I kept begging her to do, which is to stop being such a attention pig.

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The only saving grace of this all is Helment will not hurt himself tonight over her, and I've -- for the most part -- cleared her name.

I've even renewed his faith in the Farms, because he thought we didn't care enough to be tactful about this, and I've done much as I can from behind this laptop to make this at least a happy ending for someone.




God, i need a fucking drink.



It wasn't loyalty that made me help her, it was my honor and integrity to help the helpless.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

Honestly, in spite of Smug's tom-foolery: I appreciate that you went out of your way to keep not one but two people's lives from being ruined for her and Helmet.
 
6. Ontop of being the gayest of ops, you and your "elite splinter-cell" of trolls are to blame and are responsible for this girl's additictive habits for whyshe loves the spottlight but hates personal information, which is why it has taken me so long to be able to confirm the information up to now.​
You all treated her like shit on the daily, "pwning" her by insulting everything about her down to her body, while an invasive shitheel boyfriend emotionally broke her.​
Then you set up her after things ended badly between her -- and you were the motherfucker who exacted it , you gave me the smoking gun yourself, and Kouji confirmed it.​
What's about to follow comes from the DM, where I logged and we archived every single thing your group has given me, and confirmed the lies ourself with our contacts.​
7. Furthermore, Lory is many things -- including dead to me for her behavior as I've pulled every string I could to be able to save her from you and your ilt -- but she is not a man.​
I know it because Kouji himself, the in-love fool, played a game of Twitter Picture Chicken after this spergout she had at me for not responding fast enough to her liking, threatening her in our Company DMs to leak her pictures himself, because all it takes to prove you all a liar is proof she is at least a woman.​

Guess what I have, Alex?

Because of her inability to be paitent, or wait, or even listen, as I've already said, this is the last thing I do for her: saving her fucking life.

I honestly would have just done what I promised to do, which was air it all and dip, but unlike her, I'd like to build a fucking business on reputation and honesty by the time I'm 30, and that will not be possible if I try to maintain a friendship or working relationship with this person.

It's not a "hehehehe, fuck her, she's useless to me now" thing;

It's a "I have more pride in myself to be belittled by someone who can't even control themselves" thing.

Look at this shit.

All of this because she couldn't keep her cool, or do what I kept begging her to do, which is to stop being such a attention pig.

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The only saving grace of this all is Helment will not hurt himself tonight over her, and I've -- for the most part -- cleared her name.

I've even renewed his faith in the Farms, because he thought we didn't care enough to be tactful about this, and I've done much as I can from behind this laptop to make this at least a happy ending for someone.

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God, i need a fucking drink.



It wasn't loyalty that made me help her, it was my honor and integrity to help the helpless.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
I might be retarded but I don't understand the cat pictures at all
 
What a thread lmao.

All this for an egirl who’ll still block you for posting all this on Kiwi. I’m still a little confused about things since the attachments aren’t working, and being exceptional.

EDIT:
I think I’m just cynical about this because despite her being helpless or a good friend, she’s done shit over and over. She hasn’t learned her lesson, and to me doesn’t seem like she has the capacity to.
 
What a thread lmao.

All this for an egirl who’ll still block you for posting all this on Kiwi. I’m still a little confused about things since the attachments aren’t working, and being exceptional.

EDIT:
I think I’m just cynical about this because despite her being helpless or a good friend, she’s done shit over and over. She hasn’t learned her lesson, and to me doesn’t seem like she has the capacity to.
Helpless ?
Yeah
Good friend ?
Nope
And her problem is that she doesn't understand someone needs to change after they fuck up
And handwaving problems won't just make them magically dissappear
She has a thin skin and can't take criticism or understand the difference between someone trying to help her doing better and someone insulting her
The reason she's a lolcow is because she kept surrounding herself with people who just enable her and burned bridges with so many people
 
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What a thread lmao.

All this for an egirl who’ll still block you for posting all this on Kiwi. I’m still a little confused about things since the attachments aren’t working, and being exceptional.

EDIT:
I think I’m just cynical about this because despite her being helpless or a good friend, she’s done shit over and over. She hasn’t learned her lesson, and to me doesn’t seem like she has the capacity to.
Agreed. Being a victim doesn't excuse being a shitty person. While I sympathize with what she's had to go through, it doesn't suddenly make her innocent of all her past and present behavior. There are plenty of cows on this site who are victims or have an awful upbringing to blame and they don't get to use that as a shield so neither can she.

She'll either learn from this and we'll lose interest or we'll continue to laugh at her and her simps.
 
Agreed. Being a victim doesn't excuse being a shitty person. While I sympathize with what she's had to go through, it doesn't suddenly make her innocent of all her past and present behavior. There are plenty of cows on this site who are victims or have an awful upbringing to blame and they don't get to use that as a shield so neither can she.

She'll either learn from this and we'll lose interest or we'll continue to laugh at her and her simps.
10$ that she doesn't change
 
Agreed. Being a victim doesn't excuse being a shitty person. While I sympathize with what she's had to go through, it doesn't suddenly make her innocent of all her past and present behavior. There are plenty of cows on this site who are victims or have an awful upbringing to blame and they don't get to use that as a shield so neither can she.

She'll either learn from this and we'll lose interest or we'll continue to laugh at her and her simps.

have there been any notable lolcow turnarounds like that? changed behavior seems antithetical to the majority of the ones I've seen.
 
Helpless ?
Yeah
Good friend ?
Nope
And her problem is that she doesn't understand someone needs to change after they fuck up
And handwaving problems will just make them magically dissappear
She has a thin skin and can't take criticism or understand the difference between someone trying to help her doing better and someone insulting her
The reason she's a lolcow is because she kept surrounding herself with people who just enable her and burned bridges with so many people
I meant the good friend sarcastically, considering what a lovely person she is to Yandere and Carl. I just don’t want them to enable her any further. (Not saying they will, just speaking thoughts.) I’m still skeptical of how protective they are of her.


Agreed. Being a victim doesn't excuse being a shitty person. While I sympathize with what she's had to go through, it doesn't suddenly make her innocent of all her past and present behavior. There are plenty of cows on this site who are victims or have an awful upbringing to blame and they don't get to use that as a shield so neither can she.

She'll either learn from this and we'll lose interest or we'll continue to laugh at her and her simps.
Only time will tell. The golden rule of insanity is always expecting things to change when you do the exact same thing - and Smug does that. Alllll the tine.
 
You’ve really bitten into believing everything about haru. I legit had nothing to do with the duwang gang outside of giving them the info I had on haru. But have fun all of you believing every word he says. There was no sudden turning. I didn’t even use G+ outside of when I was friends with him. Clearly nothing will ever get through to any of you. Even with clear proof. And if there was a doxxing? How would I know? Again. I wasn’t a part of the group.


I wish I could derive some pleasure from doing this to you like I'd planned, Alex, but I can't.
Knowing that your group is still out there, along with Seliph, still operating makes me sick, but this is one win I'm taking away from you all tonight.​
Aaaaaaaaaaaand, If you'll all excuse me powerleveling for just a little bit,

Just remember, when you sit there going back to the drawing board on how you're going to fuck someone over again, remember that it wasn't the sperging of one very unstable girl, or her doting boyfriend who in all honestly deserves better that caught you and exposed you for all to see.​
It was us.​
It was me.​
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And remember, bitch, don't fuck with weaponized autism.​
xoxo.​
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Your attachments aren't working. You'll need to download and reupload the attachments in your post to allow anyone else to see them, and probably remove the quotes since they link to a DM that only you and the other party can access.

i think quoting things from DMs does that.

It's a side effect from cross-posting from DMs.

There are others from the DMs who can fill in details or repost images, I'm running on pure coffee fumes and hysterical laughter from this shitshow.

The investigation and info-sourcing on this was a group effort, but I've been spending 17h days and nights staying awake making all this possible along with being front-row for this.

Honestly, in spite of Smug's tom-foolery: I appreciate that you went out of your way to keep not one but two people's lives from being ruined for her and Helmet.

Thanks.

At least someone appreciates it other than Helmet, because Lauren fucking doesn't.

I might be exceptional but I don't understand the cat pictures at all

assuming it's smug's cat.

The cat is Lauren's cat. The fur pattern is the same in the two pictures, and it's from when Kouji was playing Twitter Chicken with her in our company DMs.

Because the fur pattern is the same, it's enough to confirm the small whitle female is her, because it's coming from her boyfriend -- ontop of the fact Lauren couldn't post a selfie of herself this entire time because her mother confiscated her phone.


Kouji confirms it here:

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What a thread lmao.

All this for an egirl who’ll still block you for posting all this on Kiwi. I’m still a little confused about things since the attachments aren’t working, and being exceptional.

EDIT:
I think I’m just cynical about this because despite her being helpless or a good friend, she’s done shit over and over. She hasn’t learned her lesson, and to me doesn’t seem like she has the capacity to.

Agreed. That's why this is the last time I'm helping her with her problems at all.

I put up with a lot to save her from herself, but this is the straw that breaks my back.

I did not live a honorable life up to this point to take this shit from someone who can't even be invested in their own safety or won't think of others and only themselves and their position of clout, when that clout was the very thing that BROUGHT THEM AFTER YOU.

It was this rageout, right here, that made all of this messy, after Arb spooked her by contacting her directly to get a reaction.​
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And that's just Twitter.

This is what my brother tells me she's sending me while he's playing League of Legends and watching children's videos with my nephew on my laptop in Discord:
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Lauren,

if and when you read this, get your shit straight and attend to Kouji. This man loves you with passion that allows him to look the other way or even attempt to work shit out with you.​
When your Duwang Gang pushed you to suicide the first time they tried this, he slept at your bedside until you got better and was there for your recovery, and he's still here, even now.​
Do the fucking smart thing and make up with him and go to therapy, or break up with him so he can find someone who won't treat him and his friends like dogshit when she doesn't get her entitled princess way.​

Yeah reality does that sometimes.

Group hug/chug, everyone.
 

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have there been any notable lolcow turnarounds like that? changed behavior seems antithetical to the majority of the ones I've seen.
I don't follow many cows to begin with, but I'd consider those that completely dropped off the face of the internet to have "changed behavior" since they aren't allowing themselves to be made a spectacle of anymore. Getting off the internet (and kiwifarms) would be their best bet but I doubt people like Lory are capable of not being in the spotlight no matter how bad it is for them.

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I wish I could derive some pleasure from doing this to you like I'd planned, Alex, but I can't.
Knowing that your group is still out there, along with Seliph, still operating makes me sick, but this is one win I'm taking away from you all tonight.​
Aaaaaaaaaaaand, If you'll all excuse me powerleveling for just a little bit,

Just remember, when you sit there going back to the drawing board on how you're going to fuck someone over again, remember that it wasn't the sperging of one very unstable girl, or her doting boyfriend who in all honestly deserves better that caught you and exposed you for all to see.​
It was us.​
It was me.​
And remember, bitch, don't fuck with weaponized autism.​
xoxo.​




It's a side effect from cross-posting from DMs.

There are others from the DMs who can fill in details or repost images, I'm running on pure coffee fumes and hysterical laughter from this shitshow.

The investigation and info-sourcing on this was a group effort, but I've been spending 17h days and nights staying awake making all this possible along with being front-row for this.



Thanks.

At least someone appreciates it other than Helmet, because Lauren fucking doesn't.





The cat is Lauren's cat. The fur pattern is the same in the two pictures, and it's from when Kouji was playing Twitter Chicken with her in our company DMs.

Because the fur pattern is the same, it's enough to confirm the small whitle female is her, because it's coming from her boyfriend -- ontop of the fact Lauren couldn't post a selfie of herself this entire time because her mother confiscated her phone.


Kouji confirms it here:

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Agreed. That's why this is the last time I'm helping her with her problems at all.

I put up with a lot to save her from herself, but this is the straw that breaks my back.

I did not live a honorable life up to this point to take this shit from someone who can't even be invested in their own safety or won't think of others and only themselves and their position of clout, when that clout was the very thing that BROUGHT THEM AFTER YOU.

It was this rageout, right here, that made all of this messy, after Arb spooked her by contacting her directly to get a reaction.​

And that's just Twitter.

This is what my brother tells me she's sending me while he's playing League of Legends and watching children's videos with my nephew on my laptop in Discord:

Lauren,

if and when you read this, get your shit straight and attend to Kouji. This man loves you with passion that allows him to look the other way or even attempt to work shit out with you.​
When your Duwang Gang pushed you to suicide the first time they tried this, he slept at your bedside until you got better and was there for your recovery, and he's still here, even now.​
Do the fucking smart thing and make up with him and go to therapy, or break up with him so he can find someone who won't treat him and his friends like dogshit when she doesn't get her entitled princess way.​



Group hug/chug, everyone.
holy hell she's a fucking psycho
I guess screw the wholesomeness and back to laughing at a retarded sperg
 
I don't follow many cows to begin with, but I'd consider those that completely dropped off the face of the internet to have "changed behavior" since they aren't allowing themselves to be made a spectacle of anymore. Getting off the internet (and kiwifarms) would be their best bet but I doubt people like Lory are capable of not being in the spotlight no matter how bad it is for them.

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The only reasons I suggest following cows to watch a shit show, broken clock syndrome, or to have a convenient shield from other cows, Lory providing all three in this case.
 
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