Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%
  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%
  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%
  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%
  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%

  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .
Lauren,

if and when you read this, get your shit straight and attend to Kouji. This man loves you with passion that allows him to look the other way or even attempt to work shit out with you.​
When your Duwang Gang pushed you to suicide the first time they tried this, he slept at your bedside until you got better and was there for your recovery, and he's still here, even now.​
Do the fucking smart thing and make up with him and go to therapy, or break up with him so he can find someone who won't treat him and his friends like dogshit when she doesn't get her entitled princess way.​

from an outsider's perspective, i dunno if i would encourage a reunion there

even considering how much of an enabler he's been, he deserves much better than someone who seems all too willing to disregard everything he says for clout
 
I wish I could derive some pleasure from doing this to you like I'd planned, Alex, but I can't.
Knowing that your group is still out there, along with Seliph, still operating makes me sick, but this is one win I'm taking away from you all tonight.​
Aaaaaaaaaaaand, If you'll all excuse me powerleveling for just a little bit,

Just remember, when you sit there going back to the drawing board on how you're going to fuck someone over again, remember that it wasn't the sperging of one very unstable girl, or her doting boyfriend who in all honestly deserves better that caught you and exposed you for all to see.​
It was us.​
It was me.​
And remember, bitch, don't fuck with weaponized autism.​
xoxo.​




It's a side effect from cross-posting from DMs.

There are others from the DMs who can fill in details or repost images, I'm running on pure coffee fumes and hysterical laughter from this shitshow.

The investigation and info-sourcing on this was a group effort, but I've been spending 17h days and nights staying awake making all this possible along with being front-row for this.



Thanks.

At least someone appreciates it other than Helmet, because Lauren fucking doesn't.





The cat is Lauren's cat. The fur pattern is the same in the two pictures, and it's from when Kouji was playing Twitter Chicken with her in our company DMs.

Because the fur pattern is the same, it's enough to confirm the small whitle female is her, because it's coming from her boyfriend -- ontop of the fact Lauren couldn't post a selfie of herself this entire time because her mother confiscated her phone.


Kouji confirms it here:

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Agreed. That's why this is the last time I'm helping her with her problems at all.

I put up with a lot to save her from herself, but this is the straw that breaks my back.

I did not live a honorable life up to this point to take this shit from someone who can't even be invested in their own safety or won't think of others and only themselves and their position of clout, when that clout was the very thing that BROUGHT THEM AFTER YOU.

It was this rageout, right here, that made all of this messy, after Arb spooked her by contacting her directly to get a reaction.​

And that's just Twitter.

This is what my brother tells me she's sending me while he's playing League of Legends and watching children's videos with my nephew on my laptop in Discord:

Lauren,

if and when you read this, get your shit straight and attend to Kouji. This man loves you with passion that allows him to look the other way or even attempt to work shit out with you.​
When your Duwang Gang pushed you to suicide the first time they tried this, he slept at your bedside until you got better and was there for your recovery, and he's still here, even now.​
Do the fucking smart thing and make up with him and go to therapy, or break up with him so he can find someone who won't treat him and his friends like dogshit when she doesn't get her entitled princess way.​



Group hug/chug, everyone.
What a fucking spoiled brat. She’s having a temper tantrum because someone isn’t responding to her right away. I can feel her seething from my screen. I’m not even the slightest surprised she’s acting like a child after what you’ve done for her. You should just send her “K” and be done with her for the evening.

I remember seeing a tweet of Helmets that she was seeing a therapist, but they weren’t doing much because of Smug not expressing all of her feelings.
 
What a fucking spoiled brat. She’s having a temper tantrum because someone isn’t responding to her right away. I can feel her seething from my screen. I’m not even the slightest surprised she’s acting like a child after what you’ve done for her. You should just send her “K” and be done with her for the evening.

I remember seeing a tweet of Helmets that she was seeing a therapist, but they weren’t doing much because of Smug not expressing all of her feelings.
For therapy to actually work with someone that childish, they'd have to decide to go on their own (which no one that childish would ever do) or else it's just a total waste of money. Therapy is for people who want help, not people being forced into it only to sulk on the couch with their arms crossed, refusing to answer any questions or speak unprompted.

Smug doesn't want help. She wants to be a spoiled baby who's the center of attention, but the only way she knows how to get attention is to start slap fights with strangers on the internet. Then when she gets slapped back, she throws a tantrum and shuts herself in her room while everyone else cleans up after her.

It's as entertaining as it is sad.
 
And think, all of this could have been prevented if she just didnt spent every hour of every day on social media attention seeking.

This could be applied to about 70% of people who have a thread here really but fucking damn how can she not see its almost the soul root of her mental problems.
 
For therapy to actually work with someone that childish, they'd have to decide to go on their own (which no one that childish would ever do) or else it's just a total waste of money. Therapy is for people who want help, not people being forced into it only to sulk on the couch with their arms crossed, refusing to answer any questions or speak unprompted.

Smug doesn't want help. She wants to be a spoiled baby who's the center of attention, but the only way she knows how to get attention is to start slap fights with strangers on the internet. Then when she gets slapped back, she throws a tantrum and shuts herself in her room while everyone else cleans up after her.

It's as entertaining as it is sad.
She's going to run out of people to clean up after her.

A mutual just left after asking me about the sperg-out.

Edit: Picture was deleted upon request of the artist.

And think, all of this could have been prevented if she just didnt spent every hour of every day on social media attention seeking.

This could be applied to about 70% of people who have a thread here really but fucking damn how can she not see its almost the soul root of her mental problems.

Clout is a hell of a drug.

I'll probably end up with a thread one day, and I'll probably deserve it, but I'd like to be roasted as the man who is capable of taking what he can dish out and is NOT like her.

I should probably get verified since I've had to power-level myself just to prove I wasn't lying.
 

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And think, all of this could have been prevented if she just didnt spent every hour of every day on social media attention seeking.

This could be applied to about 70% of people who have a thread here really but fucking damn how can she not see its almost the soul root of her mental problems.
Literally everyone told her that
I remember her one time acknowledging that but nope
the next day she completely went back to her routine
She's too obsessed with internet clout and attention and her circle always enable even when few seconds ago she said she would stop
 
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This could be applied to about 70% of people who have a thread here really but fucking damn how can she not see its almost the soul root of her mental problems.
Tbh, seeking the attention of strangers online could easily be categorized as mental illness. In fact i'd put money down that it eventually will be by people 'smarter' than us.
 
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You're the poster child for weaponized autism, but like... in a good way.

My aunt Opal once told me to ask myself what kind of man I want to be, and during the beginning of my research and investigation into the G+ Pedo fuckery, my best friend died.

He was the only reason I got back into research and investigation and content production, let alone being more involved with social media and people.

I'd like to be known for something more than just being a smug internet asshole who reputation is mud because of a petulant child of a girl I'm not even dating.
I'd like to be a smug asshole who gets paid for it and can monetize the time looking into sick fucks like Alex and the Duwang Gang while being a streamer.​
I've probably drank $250 of alcohol just to remain sane during this time, to the point the toxicity she's pushed on me started to affect my real-life relationships, monitoring her every fuck up.​
At the least, I'd like to at least try without constantly having this period of time held against me unfairly by the likes of Hugo and Jake and insane sociopolitical fucks like Breadtube.

Also according to Carl she lives with her family and they took her phone away
NOW THAT'S SAD

She lives in her own apartment, actually, but he mother strangely has control over her shit as if she's 16 still.
 
She lives in her own apartment, actually, but he mother strangely has control over her shit as if she's 16 still.
Is she from a rich family? Just curious because of her housekeeper tweets.

If she really has maids....for an APARTMENT??? Bruh, imagine thinking you’re above cleaning your own apartment so you get house cleaners
 
@SinglePlayerCarl So those things you said you agreed not to release. Are they still not going to come to light or do you plan on dumping them? Or were you referring to all the evidence you were collecting and have already dumped them?
 
@SinglePlayerCarl So those things you said you agreed not to release. Are they still not going to come to light or do you plan on dumping them? Or were you referring to all the evidence you were collecting and have already dumped them?

The evidence I dumped was the thing.

I was sworn to not tell about to stuff until I have everything wrappedup in a bow with police and LEOs standing by for Alex and his funky bunch, but when Lauren decided to go full Massa on me, it couldn't wait any longer.
 
So this chick is like GOTIS personified? Just for an edgelord scene, I guess. What actually are her politics? Is it just basic bitch anti-SJW stuff because Ian Miles Cheong, even if he is a grifter, has chosen a side in the culture wars. This chick looks like a brat attempting politics...

Also, I'm guessing a 'simp' is a version of a masturbating white knight. How utterly bizarre.
 
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