Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

So, the books that Rey took in TLJ from the old Jedi Temple, do they show up again?

Oh yes. After the K-SITH broadcast, Rey runs and gets one, and it's how they find out that yet another of Luke's failures was finding Exegol (which sounds like the name of a laxative now that I think about it).
 
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Well maybe because they were not familiar with the series and saw nothing they were familiar with?
That or no one could figure out what the fuck was happening. The entire movie was them going from one planet to another in matter of minutes. I couldn't believe how much they traveled in the space of "18-hours-until-the-end-of-the-world" shit started happening. The one planet that got more screen time was Exegol, and that's only because that was the climax of the film.
 
Disney is going to fire like 80% of it's marketing department at this rate.
They should also cut their losses and fire the producers that green lit the movie in the first place. Kathleen Kennedy really was out of touch with what people wanted (along with the directors and writers).
 
Ya know when this thread has calmed down in a few weeks and the true damage done by this shitshow is apparent, I might allow my autism out its cage for a half hour and share the half drunk "If I could rewrite this worthless fucking trilogy from scratch while keeping all major elements in place" rundown I came up with while spoiling the movie for some IRL niggas, because seriously I legitimately think literally anybody who has posted on this thread could have come up with a better overview/plan than the speds at disney
 
They should also cut their losses and fire the producers that green lit the movie in the first place. Kathleen Kennedy really was out of touch with what people wanted (along with the directors and writers).
Especially, since one of the most hype-up Star Wars game was 1313, before Disney cancelled the game for no fucking reason. Instead, I think the Mandalorian is kind of a spirit successor to 1313. Only instead of the Rise of Boba Fett, we get a different Mandalorian bounty-hunter since Boba Fett "died" in Return of the Jedi according to Disney.
 
Especially, since one of the most hype-up Star Wars game was 1313, before Disney cancelled the game for no fucking reason. Instead, I think the Mandalorian is kind of a spirit successor to 1313. Only instead of the Rise of Boba Fett, we get a different Mandalorian bounty-hunter since Boba Fett "died" in Return of the Jedi according to Disney.
Its not like there is any place for him in this trashfire of a canon for him anyway so I would rather stay in the Sarlacc as well.
 
Especially, since one of the most hype-up Star Wars game was 1313, before Disney cancelled the game for no fucking reason. Instead, I think the Mandalorian is kind of a spirit successor to 1313. Only instead of the Rise of Boba Fett, we get a different Mandalorian bounty-hunter since Boba Fett "died" in Return of the Jedi according to Disney.
Supposedly Fett may be a Patron Saint to some Mando guys and they built little roadside shrines to him. Like what the Mexican Cartels do with some of their weird shit.
 
Supposedly Fett may be a Patron Saint to some Mando guys and they built little roadside shrines to him. Like what the Mexican Cartels do with some of their weird shit.
Even tho I think Boba Fett never cared much about Mandolarians and their culture, it was mostly himself that mattered and thats it, a bounty hunter first of all.
 
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Especially, since one of the most hype-up Star Wars game was 1313, before Disney cancelled the game for no fucking reason. Instead, I think the Mandalorian is kind of a spirit successor to 1313. Only instead of the Rise of Boba Fett, we get a different Mandalorian bounty-hunter since Boba Fett "died" in Return of the Jedi according to Disney.

I don't think it's even about fett or mandalorians in general. you could put a jedi in that role. fuck, even a stormtrooper would work.
as someone mentioned earlier it's just a stoic guy not talking much protecting a baby. it's that fucking simple.
 
Its not like there is any place for him in this trashfire of a canon for him anyway so I would rather stay in the Sarlacc as well.

True, but I was still looking forward to 1313. Though Kathleen Kennedy did state that they (as in Disney,) "could" bring it back. I much rather appreciate knowing that Boba Fett had a hell of a run than see him get cast to the way side, like Luke, Leia and Han.
 
Especially, since one of the most hype-up Star Wars game was 1313, before Disney cancelled the game for no fucking reason. Instead, I think the Mandalorian is kind of a spirit successor to 1313. Only instead of the Rise of Boba Fett, we get a different Mandalorian bounty-hunter since Boba Fett "died" in Return of the Jedi according to Disney.

I think one of the best decisions made(whether intentional or unintentional) was killing the Boba Fett movie.

Instead, they got smart people that reconceptualized the character in a heroic/knightly way. I can't root for Boba Fett, but I can root for Mando.

This series doesn't happen though without Solo production being a shitshow and TLJ backlash...

So, I guess Kennedy's incompetence did have a silver lining...
 
I don't think it's even about fett or mandalorians in general. you could put a jedi in that role. fuck, even a stormtrooper would work.
as someone mentioned earlier it's just a stoic guy not talking much protecting a baby. it's that fucking simple.
It's inspired by Lone Wolf and Cub.

Much like how OT was inspired by The Hidden Fortress.
 
I legitimately think literally anybody who has posted on this thread could have come up with a better overview/plan than the speds at disney
Naturally, because we would plan out the trilogy from the start which by itself gives us an enormous advantage over...
JJ: "Here's a bunch of P O T E N T I A L."
Rian: "Here's what I think about your fucking potential" [activates flame thrower]
JJ: "Ok, but where do I take this now? Fuck it. Roll out the corpse!"
 
to be fair rey was a bum on a sandball who couldn't afford a new set of clothes or different hairstyle for 3 movies, her not knowing about it is possible. but that would also mean she doesn't know anything.

I've long speculated that Rey is illiterate* and incapable of doing basic algebra, but I'm way too lazy to actually go through the movies to see if she ever reads.

*I don't consider being able to read the dials in a space ship literacy.
 
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