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Disgruntled Pupper said:
Hello yes I am back for more negrates.

Dick is acting like a lolcow because he is a lolcow. Look, I kept my mouth shut when Lowtax showed up here and everyone bafflingly licked his asshole, I kept my mouth mostly shut when everyone was sure Mumkey was going to kill himself, I even kept my mouth shut about Vic when he got that asshole judge. But this time I'm calling it.

This man willingly surrounds himself with other lolcows both on and offline. He lives in California and rubs elbows with degenerate SJW types. He's involved in polyamory, and cucks his pathetic lolcow girlfriend with other pathetic women who were probably molested as children. Which, by the way, is actually why Maddox was so butthurt over this whole 80s girl situation- He wasn't mad that his ex was dating his former friend, he was pissed that Dick sniped his cuckqueen he was planning to use to cuck his girlfriend. Funny how Dick never came clean about that bit, huh?

The only thing that sets Dick apart from all of his friends is that he has a little bit of business acumen and can somewhat keep his mouth shut. But mark my words, the longer this goes on the more that's going to degrade. The way he lives his life and these values are in direct confrontation, and Dick is eventually going to follow every other lolcow and sacrifice those traits on the altar of Current Year.

Newproject2 has some use right now- and more than anything it's just that there's no other choice. But someone else better step up to the plate soon, and Null and anyone else using it as a source of money better be looking hard and long at other options, because it's going to come crashing to the ground because Dick is a lolcow.

Thus is the Doom of the Displeased Black Lab Puppy. So it has been borked, so it shall come to pass.
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I don’t 100% agree with you but Dick is getting closer and closer to the “be around long enough to see yourself become the lolcow” territory.
 
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Pissmaster General said:
Dick's acting like a lolcow right now

There's a contest on Reddit where Dick is giving away $100 to whomever can scream at someone named Mad Mike the best. Who is Mad Mike?

Mad Mike is just a guy who complained about the show's quality lately. The thread got upvoted pretty heavily, because Mad Mike raised some great points. This week's episode, #185, had a long portion where he had a few furries talk in detail about a furry orgy they had at a convention. It was... more than a little bit offputting, to say the least. If you're already getting disappointed in the show's quality, that's plenty enough to break the camel's back.

So instead of heading off the criticism that the show's been earning over time, Dick's siccing his personal army on u/MadMikeLove, a random-ass Redditor who got a whole 90 karma points on his post criticizing Dick, and paying $100 to do so. That's spiteful as fuck.

(posting this here in the Maddox thread because nobody reads the TDS thread in Multimedia)
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From how I read the post he just wants people from Reddit to make bits and send them in, they don't have anything to do with attacking Mad Mike.

The whole send in bits to shut Mad Mike up thing means shutting him up by giving him what he wants and was complaining about in his post.

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Oh and to keep the post mildly Maddox relevant we are nearing in on what should be the big comeback of Maddox's Godzilla podcast!
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
I don’t 100% agree with you but Dick is getting closer and closer to the “be around long enough to see yourself become the lolcow” territory.
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Cultivating a fanbase around spite, skepticism, and a rage is easier than sustaining it, I would think.

Maddox learned that the hard way. So did Asterios. I won't say Dick's fall from grace is inevitable, but he'll have to pull off a tricky balancing act the longer he carries on.
 
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Pissmaster General said:
Dick's acting like a lolcow right now

There's a contest on Reddit where Dick is giving away $100 to whomever can scream at someone named Mad Mike the best. Who is Mad Mike?

Mad Mike is just a guy who complained about the show's quality lately. The thread got upvoted pretty heavily, because Mad Mike raised some great points. This week's episode, #185, had a long portion where he had a few furries talk in detail about a furry orgy they had at a convention. It was... more than a little bit offputting, to say the least. If you're already getting disappointed in the show's quality, that's plenty enough to break the camel's back.

So instead of heading off the criticism that the show's been earning over time, Dick's siccing his personal army on u/MadMikeLove, a random-ass Redditor who got a whole 90 karma points on his post criticizing Dick, and paying $100 to do so. That's spiteful as fuck.

(posting this here in the Maddox thread because nobody reads the TDS thread in Multimedia)
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This is a bad take
 
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Eric Salads said:
From how I read the post he just wants people from Reddit to make bits and send them in, they don't have anything to do with attacking Mad Mike.

The whole send in bits to shut Mad Mike up thing means shutting him up by giving him what he wants and was complaining about in his post.
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Yeah, I'm a little confused here, he's soliciting bits in general. If you look at the thread on Reddit instead of the archival link you'll see Mad Mike posting in the comments about how he's excited about the contest and might enter it himself. There are some lapses in reading comprehension occurring ITT.

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Tookie said:
Yeah, I'm a little confused here, he's soliciting bits in general. If you look at the thread on Reddit instead of the archival link you'll see Mad Mike posting in the comments about how he's excited about the contest and might enter it himself. There are some lapses in reading comprehension occurring ITT.

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It feels like the same sort of bastardised interpretation Maddox would queef out to try to make Dick look bad. Is this a Maddox rp thread?
 
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