Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

No tantrum today, just 7 minutes of his incoherent thoughts. He sounds like he is trying to shame but he's not making any sense.
Not to mention there's something going on with his eyes. He has a lazy eye that won't properly dilate. At times he has one dilated pupil.
There's no chance he actually gave himself an aneurysm during these weeks of freakouts, right? His hair is messing with the light reaching his eyes or it's a special effect he edited?
 
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Ellana said:
No tantrum today, just 7 minutes of his incoherent thoughts. He sounds like he is trying to shame but he's not making any sense.
Not to mention there's something going on with his eyes. He has a lazy eye that won't properly dilate. At times he has one dilated pupil.
There's no chance he actually gave himself an aneurysm during these weeks of freakouts, right? His hair is messing with the light reaching his eyes or it's a special effect he edited?
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Wooow, he is hanging onto that last strand of hair attached to his widows peak like his life depends on it. Dude will be bald within 4 years, and by the end of 2020 he won't be able to hide the patches at all.

"Genetically unable to go bald", indeed, gerg.

e: looks like he's bleaching strands in front too. Gonna rush that process to look more like Curt. A dude none of his teenyboopers are familiar with. It's like emulating Jim Morrison in the 90s. Just weird.

e2: beard is sparse and completely gray
 
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Ellana said:
No tantrum today, just 7 minutes of his incoherent thoughts. He sounds like he is trying to shame but he's not making any sense.
Not to mention there's something going on with his eyes. He has a lazy eye that won't properly dilate. At times he has one dilated pupil.
There's no chance he actually gave himself an aneurysm during these weeks of freakouts, right? His hair is messing with the light reaching his eyes or it's a special effect he edited?
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Where did he post this? Cant find it anywhere, he must have deleted it?
He seriously looks like shit, not being an asshole, he looks worn the fuck out.
Hes suffering guys, better leave them alone.. Why? Onision will tell you why;
"because thats ignorant, and ignorance isnt something to be proud of"
-Suffering Onision
 
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HollaGemini said:
Where did he post this? Cant find it anywhere, he must have deleted it?
He seriously looks like shit, not being an asshole, he looks worn the fuck out.
Hes suffering guys, better leave them alone.. Why? Onision will tell you why;
"because thats ignorant, and ignorance isnt something to be proud of"
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I hope for each iota of suffering he endures, Eugenia Cooney has something wonderful happen in her life.

He does look awful anymore. Not that he was some grand sex symbol before. Maybe he'll bald faster from the stress. That's not an impossibility.
 
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Wooow, he is hanging onto that last strand of hair attached to his widows peak like his life depends on it. Dude will be bald within 4 years, and by the end of 2020 he won't be able to hide the patches at all.

"Genetically unable to go bald", indeed, gerg.

e: looks like he's bleaching strands in front too. Gonna rush that process to look more like Curt. A dude none of his teenyboopers are familiar with. It's like emulating Jim Morrison in the 90s. Just weird.

e2: beard is sparse and completely gray
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Maybe Greg can use what little money he has left for hair treatments. I mean government fines for the wetlands come second to vanity, obviously.
 
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Maybe Greg can use what little money he has left for hair treatments. I mean government fines for the wetlands come second to vanity, obviously.
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The surgeon can take the hairy patches off his shoulders and graft them onto his head. For most people losing their hair I'd just say they'd be better off shaving it, but Onision's Cro-Magnon head is such a weird shape he probably ought to spring for the surgery. Or get a lot of hats. Those peaked beanie hats were a big thing for emo/skater kids in the early 2000s, he could get some of those down the thrift shop.
 
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Weird to see this thread pop up in most recent post as I am listening to the "have a seat with chris hansen" series. Right now I am on the one with Repzion.
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I generally operate here under the assumption that if Hansen doesn't actively glean information & keep tabs on it himself, someone from his crew does.

And it ain't just Hansen & the glownigs; I don't doubt that feeds from the Farm show up on a lot of other watch lists.
 
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Lots of people have the unfortunate luck of going bald in their 30s, or at least getting thinner hair in their 30s, but I'm willing to bet the biggest factor into Onion's balding is his lack of proper hygiene of any kind.

He showers, but he showers 8 -/+ times a day. His hair must have very little of the natural oils it produces to keep it healthy, like his skin. I guess showering that much is preferable to only showering once a year (which can have similar effects) but again it's far too much of a good thing.
 
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HollaGemini said:
Where did he post this? Cant find it anywhere, he must have deleted it?
He seriously looks like shit, not being an asshole, he looks worn the fuck out.
Hes suffering guys, better leave them alone.. Why? Onision will tell you why;
"because thats ignorant, and ignorance isnt something to be proud of"
-Suffering Onision
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He uploaded it to his UhOhBro channel titled "we have a problem". It doesn't come up unless you search for his channel name. Perhaps he got himself shadowbanned.
Yes, he looks rough in this video, but how do we know it's not just an act? Sucks to be him when he is actually being genuine and is in need.
 
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I think one reason Onion dislikes Chris so much is because, despite being 60, he still looks better the ol' Grexit.

To rub some salt into the wound, here are a couple of guys that are older then Onion but , imo, still look way better. Their age will be listed beside their names. These guys also have more charisma and talent in their pinkies then Onion could ever hope to achieve.

(If anyone has their own examples, feel free to post them!)

Keanu Reeves, 55
*Kinda goes without saying, lol*

Chris Cornell, 54 at time of death
*R.I.P. Chris*

Till Lindemann, 56
*Look at my profile pic. You knew this was coming, lol*

Vic Mignogna, 57
*a.k.a the voice of Edward in FMA. Tomaki in Ouran High Scool Host club, and Kurz in Full Metal Panic*

Norman Reedus, 50
*Fucking hell, I've wasted entire days playing Death Stranding, lol.*

Onion, there's no use in trying to hide it. Everyone can see your rapid aging. All you're doing is making it even more obvious.

One thing the guys in my list have in common is that they have accepted that they're aging. They don't let it bother them. They have learned to work WITH the passage of time, not AGAINST it.

But you, Grex? You're trying to run from it. Hate to break it to you, but despite how much you run, this is a race that you WILL NOT win.

Way I see it, your appearance is simply all the hatred and pettiness finally coming to the surface.

(Btw, when I said that I'd "hate to break it to you" ? Yeah... I lied. I didn't hate it in the slightest, lol)
 
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