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PieceofShet said:
Guys, I need an autism expert on this clip. What happened?
-His brain randomly stopped.
-Too lazy to even read.
-Proof of bad eyesight without glasses?

All of them is a possibility.

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First, what is debugging? Dude, you talk about game bugs every single day. Debugging is the process of fixing game bugs. Phil wanted to go to college for computer science by the way.

Second, I usually just listen to the restreams the background so I don't know how the job menu works. I would imagine someone who has been playing the game for close to 50 hours would know. Haha just kidding. Ask chat how to do each and every little thing.
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OT: Is the quality of my stream really this bad?

<edit>Holy shit that droop on the left side of his face...
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No, Dark Dave's Mirror is pretty clear. I think this just looks fuzzy because it is a copy.
 
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The sad part is, the little time I spent in QA; he'd fit right in with most current day programmers. Had the mantra that "programmers are lazy;" which not all of them are, but a majority of the Millenial generation, if you're not an autist who only uses Linux, you're a shit programmer. Seeing how well Phil uses his Business schooling; he'd fit right in with the current day pool of Python pros.
 
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That Hedonist Nerd said:
That fat motherfucker has the absolute worst tunnel vision I have ever seen in my life.
I'm guilty of hyperfocusing sometimes, but I STILL manage to at least grok the entire screen quick - how else are you supposed to know what does what if you don't at least give the whole screen a glance?
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Remember his crash team racing streams? he was literally driving straight into large walls and being completely baffled, saying "there's nothing there, invisible wall" his vision has been fucked for who knows how long
 
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Sparkletor said:
Yup, here's the clip

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The best part of these "tough guy Phil" stories is how there are never any consequences for his actions. He claims to have confronted a university professor, to the point where he cried and felt physically threatened, in front of a class full of other students and not one of them stepped in to break it up, security wasn't called and the professor didn't report the incident to the dean. Phil wasn't a bad student because he didn't understand the material, the professor was bad at his job! Yeah, sure, that's what happened. Phil did what most students struggling in a class or major do: quietly drop out of the class without incident and change majors to something they're better suited for. In Phil's mind, that makes him a quitter and a wimp. No! Phil went out on his own terms, giving the idiot professor a piece of his mind and putting him in his place.
 
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kebab4you said:
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1) Huge update?
2) Fucking Roblox :lit:
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Can't wait for Doom 2 and Phil struggling even on Hurt Me Plenty. Other choices are pretty boring. He is going to butcher Myst. Sad.

In Phil's recent playthrough (I believe it was Alladin), he told the story about him being a baby and pooping his diapers several times and "exploding" it on his mom. But that's not what happened...

















Sorry, I'm bit lazy to find Alladin clip. If someone has it, much appreciated.
 
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Adamska said:
Valedictorian my ass.

Also he's lucky he went to some bixnood college since shit like this is asking to be banned from the college. Bet mommy reee'd at them to keep him on and they wanted money that badly.
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Absolutely, but do keep in mind what an unreliable narrator DSP is. Did he actually yell? Did it actually even happen at all? Who knows. The story sounds unusual though, as any college would throw you out for something like that unless the teacher was super cool/a passive little bitch who lets people walk over them.

Funny how the story basically boils down to "I didn't understand the teacher so I t.ard raged".
 
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huffysan said:
Can't wait for Doom 2 and Phil struggling even on Hurt Me Plenty. Other choices are pretty boring. He is going to butcher Myst. Sad.

In Phil's recent playthrough (I believe it was Alladin), he told the story about him being a baby and pooping his diapers several times and "exploding" it on his mom. But that's not what happened...
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Sorry, I'm bit lazy to find Alladin clip. If someone has it, much appreciated.
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It's no surprise at this point that his memory is very poor.
 
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huffysan said:
Can't wait for Doom 2 and Phil struggling even on Hurt Me Plenty. Other choices are pretty boring. He is going to butcher Myst. Sad.

In Phil's recent playthrough (I believe it was Alladin), he told the story about him being a baby and pooping his diapers several times and "exploding" it on his mom. But that's not what happened...
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Sorry, I'm bit lazy to find Alladin clip. If someone has it, much appreciated.
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"Google, what age should you start potty training your child?"

Healthy children aren't physically and emotionally ready to start using a potty until they are between 18 months and three years old

Hmm.... Phil was wearing diapers at an age where the was both able to talk and form memories.

"Google, what age do you start forming memories?"

Kids begin forming explicit memories around the 2-year mark, but the majority are still implicit memories until about 7-years-old. It's what researchers, like Carole Peterson from Canada's Memorial University of Newfoundland, call “childhood amnesia"

Hmm... Is it possible that the spoiled rotten momma' s boy was one of those kids you see running around in diapers when they are like 6 years old? Seems kind of unbelievable, but this is the same guy who's mom combed his hair every day until he was a teenager. The guy who never learned to swim or ride a bike. The guy who flew his parents across the USA because paining a wall a solid color was too difficult to do by himself. I could go on and on with his ineptitude.

Most likely this happened and his parents tell it as a funny story. Phil lies saying he remembers the event when he really is just relating a story. Either way Phil is a retard.

Edit to add: I just watched the Aladdin clip. Phil says when he did this he thought it was funny. Google tells me children develop a sense of humor around 4 years.
 
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Sparkletor said:
"Google, what age should you start potty training your child?"

Healthy children aren't physically and emotionally ready to start using a potty until they are between 18 months and three years old

Hmm.... Phil was wearing diapers at an age where the was both able to talk and form memories.

"Google, what age do you start forming memories?"

Kids begin forming explicit memories around the 2-year mark, but the majority are still implicit memories until about 7-years-old. It's what researchers, like Carole Peterson from Canada's Memorial University of Newfoundland, call “childhood amnesia"

Hmm... Is it possible that the spoiled rotten momma' s boy was one of those kids you see running around in diapers when they are like 6 years old? Seems kind of unbelievable, but this is the same guy who's mom combed his hair every day until he was a teenager. The guy who never learned to swim or ride a bike. The guy who flew his parents across the USA because paining a wall a solid color was too difficult to do by himself. I could go on and on with his ineptitude.

Most likely this happened and his parents tell it as a funny story. Phil lies saying he remembers the event when he really is just relating a story. Either way Phil is an exceptional individual.

Edit to add: I just watched the Aladdin clip. Phil says when he did this he thought it was funny. Google tells me children develop a sense of humor around 4 years.
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I have to assume his parents told him the story and for some psychotic reason he decided to pretend like he remembered doing it. Still, he may well have been in diapers longer than usual, wouldn't be shocking.

"What's this new detractor meme? "Daves_Dirty_Diapers" What even is this, hows this funny?"
 
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Well, Phil scans new followers and bans names he doesn't like, even before they've said anything or have followed long enough to speak (currently has 1-day follower mode).
 
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