Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Twinkie]

Didn't Dana own a trailer? I wonder what happened to it?

I don't think she owned it. Either she was renting it or her dad owned it or something. Dana was like 19 at that time.

 

[Das Bucket]

Some comments from Eric’s vlog today. Regarding the shade, Ricky says “Whenever I was talking to Amberlynn I said ‘That’s not cooking’” and Eric chimes in “Just putting something in the pan and then leaving it.”

Also, I love how Eric hearts the comments he reads. You see him skip over a shady comment so you know he saw it, but he leaves it up anyways.. like the herpes one.

 

[Moonpie]

It’s fascinating to watch her neck hump jiggle.

Could you imagine being in that house first thing in the morning. Hearing Mumbles and Hambeast barreling through the house, grabbing their phones mumbling ah hell time to go to work. Let's get back to the grind. Gah this is ssooo hard on muuy mentuls ughhhh.

 

[CindyChafe]

Eric’s version of cookie baking and decorating from Vlogmas day 14. More whining and complaining and stupid drag queen jokes.

Eric talks politics and says how it shouldn’t be called gay marriage... just marriage. Mmkay.


Wonky eyed gorl, you are the queen of my world.


I don’t remember Amber showing us the “fuck off” cookie Becky made



Lawl

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

Could you imagine being in that house first thing in the morning. Hearing Mumbles and Hambeast barreling through the house, grabbing their phones mumbling ah hell time to go to work. Let's get back to the grind. Gah this is ssooo hard on muuy mentuls ughhhh.

*first thing in the morning*

you mean 11 am for Eric and 6 pm for Amber

 

[Moonpie]

Big Un is on a roll today. Her sock puppet Jo Black commenting on Muppet's vid that poop buns are more stylish on top of the head.

 

[Moonpie]

The Alpaca

 

[SituationTypeThing]

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The Alpaca

RUDE!!!!!!! Alpacas are lovely. Eric's hair is more like '70's bush.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

'70's bush.

RUDE!!!!!!! '70's bushes are lovely. Eric's hair is more like loosely shit covered ramen.

 

[Smiling with air]

RUDE!!!!!!! '70's bushes are lovely. Eric's hair is more like loosely shit covered ramen.

loosely shit covered ramen is lovely ... its more like ya grandmothers pubes

 

[Moonpie]

Boring vid describing what the gorls got them for Christmas.
As old as Mumbles is- he wears onesies and slippers.
Ridiculous.
More dumb clutter posters for their walls.

 

[FatalTater]

OH MY GOD ERIC DIDN'T KNOW WHO MINNIE PEARL IS!?!
I am ded.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Boring vid describing what the gorls got them for Christmas.
As old as Mumbles is- he wears onesies and slippers.
Ridiculous.
More dumb clutter posters for their walls.

Ricky is unintelligible, I was surprised when he mentioned minnie pearl, I assumed he was too young to have seen heehaw (scratch that, google says the last episode was in '92). Eric is so annoying in general, but specifically when he uses the hickish "whenever" when he means "when"

Is it me, or does it seem like amber and becky got the guys far fewer presents than they bought amber (and I assume becky)?

 

[Moonpie]

Ricky is unintelligible, I was surprised when he mentioned minnie pearl, I assumed he was too young to have seen heehaw (scratch that, google says the last episode was in '92). Eric is so annoying (in general, but specifically) when he uses the hickish "whenever" when he means "when"

Is it me, or does it seem like amber and becky got the guys far fewer presents than they bought amber (and I assume becky)?

I thought the same. They didn't get shit from big Al and Benzo. It's strange Al never shows benzos gifts.
I can't stand hearing either one of them. Their voices are like nails on a chalkboard.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I thought the same. They didn't get shit from big Al and Benzo. It's strange Al never shows benzos gifts.
I can't stand hearing either one of them. Their voices are like nails on a chalkboard.

I've wondered about her not showing beggy's gifts too. It would certainly be a way to make her videos longer without resorting to listing the items in her cupboard or reading the ingredients/directions on her cosmetics. Here are the only reasons I can come up with:

-she's worried that the guys gifts to becky will reveal a greater sense of familiarity/friendship with becky than they have with amber
-She never considered showing becky's gifts on her own, and becky doesn't want to have the screen time/amber doesn't want to give her screen time
-it's all about amber, only about amber because she's a self-centered, thoughtless biotch

unrelated to gifts: wtf was eric talking about in the beginning of the video? His story about the car and the friend who has no social media (or is it ricky with no social media?)? I couldn't follow it at all.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Eric's video was another one I found a little 'off'. All I could gather from Eric's histrionics was he asked a friend for a ride but for the wrong day. Ricky told him it was no big deal but he's another 1 who has major freak outs over non-issues. At least he was quick enough to admit it was his mistake. Then there was something about the car battery acting up & another few minutes where I thought he was going to dissolve into a quivering puddle over that. They were both pretty subdued when showing their gifts. I wasn't expecting either to be quivering with glee but it all seemed so forced.

Maybe I'm imagining things but there's a really weird vibe happening between all of them right now; a fifth housemate called Awkward has moved in.

 

[Moonpie]

Eric's video was another one I found a little 'off'. All I could gather from Eric's histrionics was he asked a friend for a ride but for the wrong day. Ricky told him it was no big deal but he's another 1 who has major freak outs over non-issues. At least he was quick enough to admit it was his mistake. Then there was something about the car battery acting up & another few minutes where I thought he was going to dissolve into a quivering puddle over that. They were both pretty subdued when showing their gifts. I wasn't expecting either to be quivering with glee but it all seemed so forced.

Maybe I'm imagining things but there's a really weird vibe happening between all of them right now; a fifth housemate called Awkward has moved in.

May be trouble in the fag shanty.
Rickie kind of acted high. Wonder if he dipped into Benzos drugs?
Those posters. Their walls are tacky as hell already.
I got weird vibes too. Something is going on.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Eric's anxiety seems rather high in this video.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Eric's anxiety seems rather high in this video.

Rate me Optimistic but I'm wondering if they are planning to boot Big Al out. Maybe they are deeply worried about Becky and that despite the money and fame Amber brings in, it's getting to the point it's not worth Becky's life. Plus there are many strong indications that Amber is not an easy (or sanitary) person to live with, and getting rid of her would probably help things considerably.

Especially if Eric and/or Becky could be getting Social Security, they might not 'need' Amber anymore.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Rate me Optimistic but I'm wondering if they are planning to boot Big Al out. Maybe they are deeply worried about Becky
Especially if Eric and/or Becky could be getting Social Security, they might not 'need' Amber anymore.

I agree they may be quite worried about Becky. But imo it's optimistic to expect any of this codependent bunch to make a change that big. I think Amber will skate by mutual agreement with Becky once she works something else out, she hinted at that in the Q&A, being willing to leave if Becky felt she was a burden. But I think that's a way off or at least not till Becky's health worsens (even more).