Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%
  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%
  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%
  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%
  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%

  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .
Catching up on the thread and only on page 38 or so, feel free to rate this down if it’s already been answered.


Helmet and Lory are dating, but helmets never met her in person or even knows what she looks like? Am I reading this wrong?

From my understanding, Helmet has seen some pictures of smug, and (I think) he threatened to release them once when Smug was having a meltdown?
 
If he really gave a shit about her he'd force her to delete her accounts and get away from all the toxicity she brings upon herself. But no, he's an enabler and will let her have everything she wants because he can't deal with her tantrums.

@SinglePlayerCarl did say they were living together I think.
She apparently lives alone in an apartment paid for by her mother.

I'm a simple man, I'm just interested if she's cute. Her terrible personality be damned.
Don't simp for lolcows.
 
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Hello new people! Reminder to lurk more, and try to get a feel of the farms.
She apparently lives alone in an apartment paid for by her mother.
God, I cannot imagine how Smug will be explaining this whole situation to her parents. They must have done something wrong while she was growing up in order to have her turn out this way. Enabling is a hell of a drug.
 
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After reading this thread, I had to make an account. I don't think Smug is actually a female:

https://twitter.com/ChildOfMedusa/media
https://twitter.com/ChildOfMedusa/status/914911020866527232 (Archive)

Looking through their old Twitter handle (MatoiRyukoKLK) took me here.

If you read the thread then you'd be aware that Smug has a history of asking friends to give her their accounts whenever she gets suspended. Whoever owned the MatoiRyukoKLK account was a most likely a friend of hers that gave the account to her.

Here's some advice: lurk more, newfag.
 
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To be completely serious for a moment. I want to see what kind of woman she would have to be for that Helmet guy to tolerate her behavior.
If any of you mongoloids double post again I’m going to lose it.

They’ve been in a relationship for a long time, from what I’ve read on here. They met on Google +, and Smug wasn’t like this before. She changed some time ago and became this clout chasing, Anti-SJW, fuck up. It can be from “muh mental illness” or whatever, but one cannot shift the blame to that always.

Helmet also seemed young when they met. She’s supposedly 23, and he will turn 21(?) I believe. They met when he was 18. For all we know, this is maybe his first serious relationship. People change over time, and you grow a lot from being on the brink of your teenager years to adulthood. It could just be the fear of losing someone whom you’ve grown incredibly close to for so many years.
 
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He looks like a teenage Lurch.

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I feel like the "blackmail" is just going to end up being stuff that's been posted here because Smug's mom is a boomer and didn't understand what Smug was talking about when she cried to her about trolls posting mean things about her online.

I don't think so, because of this follow up tweet from Helmet.
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