TheMysteriousAHole
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Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off
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Here's Mr. Bog in all his glory in case you didn't see him in my last post. Disney's first openly male gay character (outside of Chuck Wendig's creations).
That thing in between his legs is actually his brain shoved into his colon.
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looks like someone took duke nukem literally...
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So, is Disney making a jab at gay people? That they have "dick on the brain"...
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The most important question: HOW THE HELL DISNEY MANAGED TO CRASH A FRANCHISE THAT WAS A GUARANTEED MONEY PRINTER, TURNING IT INTO A TRASH FIRE?
(Sorry about using a Watchmojo video, guys. I had no choice.)
Emperor Julian
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Is "why they didnt they have an overall arc for the new movies?" one the questions?
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HE'S EVEN NAMED AFTER A FUCKING TOILET.
This is actually genuinely offensive. I'm barely even shitposting when I say this.
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I actually like that, the jabs at gay people are astounding.
The toilet seat could be a refrence to gay sodomy.
General, this design is delightful, post more of this guy...
Silent Observer
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"a mysterious man named Roofoo". Sounds like somebody fictionalizing their date rape.
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Well, just got of IX.
On one hand:
On the other hand
This movie has so many questions than answers it's not funny.
On one hand:
- Ian McDiramid is back.
- Rose is sidelined.
- The cinematography continues to be the best thing of the trilogy.
- Visual effects are actually well done.
On the other hand
- Everything else was straight up cancer.
This movie has so many questions than answers it's not funny.
Atomic Wangler
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Just looking at that thing makes me uncomfortable. I've heard the theory that alot of modern Hollywood writers will shove whatever wierd fetish they have into their scripts as some kind of fucked up way of getting off. Looking at this guy makes that a fact. I don't want to imagine the sickening mind that came up with this.
On a side note, with how many donut steels, edgelords, and general freaks are bounty hunters, does that make bounty hunters the hedgehogs OCs of Disney Wars?
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Oh it's glorious in the intentionally designed to shit on gay people department; I'm just highlighting how impressive that this was accidental.
This was them ACCIDENTALLY making this thing the most homophobic thing since Sasha Cohen making Bruno. It's actually amazing how woke people seem to just be the bigots they reee at; they're just in denial.
By the way, fuck this being a positive now; unless it's super b-movie level bad this is an empty fucking platitude nowadays.
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You could tell the guy who created Bog was clearly a democrat because he designed him to have his head up his ass.
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OK, just saw the new one... it's fine.
If you don't care about Star Wars, this is honestly the best one of the Disney SW movies.
A fun big budget fantasy action movie.
Very calculated, there's a lot of pandering and meta apologizing for TLJ but overall, I've enjoyed it.
The action was good, the art design and music as well.
Story reminded me of stuff like Indiana Jones, the 1999 Mummy movie, Pirates of the Caribbean even. That's a good thing, it's an improvement over the previous Disney entries.
If you do care about the lore and all the details, you will hate this movie.
I know there are a lot of people like that.
I'm not one of them, this is a big dumb Hollywood movie for kids, I just want to be entertained and I was.
TLJ was very depressing and left you with a sour taste in your mouth.
This is a very positive movie.
They're pandering to everybody, not just some groups.
I think they've learned.
If you don't care about Star Wars, this is honestly the best one of the Disney SW movies.
A fun big budget fantasy action movie.
Very calculated, there's a lot of pandering and meta apologizing for TLJ but overall, I've enjoyed it.
The action was good, the art design and music as well.
Story reminded me of stuff like Indiana Jones, the 1999 Mummy movie, Pirates of the Caribbean even. That's a good thing, it's an improvement over the previous Disney entries.
If you do care about the lore and all the details, you will hate this movie.
I know there are a lot of people like that.
I'm not one of them, this is a big dumb Hollywood movie for kids, I just want to be entertained and I was.
TLJ was very depressing and left you with a sour taste in your mouth.
This is a very positive movie.
They're pandering to everybody, not just some groups.
I think they've learned.
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It was fucking weird. Media and nu-fans kept treating toilet man and his inspector gadget gay lover as amazing and heartwarming representations of the BBQ community in SW despite that under normal circumstances they should've been offended as fuck. I mean, both are diseased mutant freaks with missing body parts (and no dicks) that are barely alive and who work for a lesbo who would gladly abandon or kill her own lovers without a second thought to save her own ass, and said lesbo is Dr. Aphra. And Dr. Aphra even gets them both killed without giving much of a damn. Which again boggles my mind as to why the woke crowd among the nu-fandom has such a hard-on for her. Under normal circumstances wouldn't they see these characters as insulting caricatures or outright hate Aphra for making BBQs look bad?
The guy in the knockoff Boba helmet with a triangle on it and MP3 is his boyfriend. He is literally just a robot with a human brain (although the brain part is debatable because he has a police siren where his brain should be). The pics below are supposed to be "cute" moments by the artists who even like to use rainbow colors for the credits. I'm not sure wtf they were smoking when they made this shit.
Also this guy just casually walks around the street in Rogue One as if nothing is wrong despite being naked and having all his vital organs exposed with no way to keep them hydrated unlike the B'omarr Monks from ROTJ.
And here's where Dr. Aphra gets him killed. Marvel comics also changed him a bit so as to cover his exposed organs since it would be absolutely retarded to walk around like this.
After his death, his boyfriend comes back to life after being saved by a jedi ghost who can control mushrooms, and he then becomes possessed by the Force itself and becomes the avenging Force Angel of Justice out to kill Aphra for killing his boyfriend, but he fails because Aphra's plot armor is indestructible. So much so even Vader and the Force itself is powerless against her.
And that's essentially the biggest flaw of these films. Its designed for people who aren't fond of SW. Just generic moviegoing audiences who don't really give a shit about its characters and just watch a movie for pretty action scenes. Its much like Bayformers. All quantity, but no quality. Yet Disney expects to have a dedicated fanbase with shit tactics like this? No wonder profits for everything outside the films suck.
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I saw the movie, it was shit.
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Headless Homo looks like they wanted Onion Bro to be in Star Wars
AGreatDipAtAFairPrice
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Something that really bugs me about the Sequel Trilogy is its so frenetic, so bing bang boom, go to this planet to go to the next planet to go to this planet and we destroy the superweapon so they make a new one and we destroy that too and then they show up with 80 superweapons and we show up with 80 superweapons and jedi battle jedi battle jedi battle blaster fight blaster fight blaster fight shithappensshithappensthenthisshithappensbecausethatshithappensandthensomemoreshit happens....
LET ME BREATHE, MOTHERFUCKERS. The other movies had YEARS between action! One had a passage of time of OVER A DECADE.
Does everything in these 3 movies happen in 2 or 3 weeks? Jesus Christ! I have no idea what the passage of time in this one is, is it really just a matter of a few days?
And its just so perfect how they are "hyperspace skipping" all the time in Rise of The Skywalker. Yeah, you're skipping the passage of time! You can't cram all this shit into an amount of time that would be a child's Christmas break from school! Fuck off!
LET ME BREATHE, MOTHERFUCKERS. The other movies had YEARS between action! One had a passage of time of OVER A DECADE.
Does everything in these 3 movies happen in 2 or 3 weeks? Jesus Christ! I have no idea what the passage of time in this one is, is it really just a matter of a few days?
And its just so perfect how they are "hyperspace skipping" all the time in Rise of The Skywalker. Yeah, you're skipping the passage of time! You can't cram all this shit into an amount of time that would be a child's Christmas break from school! Fuck off!
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Just curious, why did so many here rush to see it on its opening weekend?
Seems there's a lot of "it sucks, I knew it would suck". The problem is that your money does more talking on opening weekend.
Seems there's a lot of "it sucks, I knew it would suck". The problem is that your money does more talking on opening weekend.
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I half suspect baiting, but I also know that some of these motherfuckers have a consooming addiction they can't quite kick.
It's really stupid given we had a perfectly good camrip available too.