Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

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There's a lot about Tuna that bothers me, but what is one of the worst things is her face to me. Probably because I watched too many 50's movies, and it looks like one of those wax masks they had the villain wear before it was a dramatic reveal that they were the burn victim (or whatever else) the entire time and take their face off to show the horrors underneath.

With the hair always looking stringy and the eyes looking dark, it just looks like something pretending to be human. If she could do a decent jitter-style walk like the Silent Hill nurses, she'd be great for horror movies.
 
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Space Lobster Bat said:
There's a lot about Tuna that bothers me, but what is one of the worst things is her face to me. Probably because I watched too many 50's movies, and it looks like one of those wax masks they had the villain wear before it was a dramatic reveal that they were the burn victim (or whatever else) the entire time and take their face off to show the horrors underneath.

With the hair always looking stringy and the eyes looking dark, it just looks like something pretending to be human. If she could do a decent jitter-style walk like the Silent Hill nurses, she'd be great for horror movies.
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Do you have what it takes to make it through the entire film without throwing up?

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Space Lobster Bat said:
There's a lot about Tuna that bothers me, but what is one of the worst things is her face to me. Probably because I watched too many 50's movies, and it looks like one of those wax masks they had the villain wear before it was a dramatic reveal that they were the burn victim (or whatever else) the entire time and take their face off to show the horrors underneath.

With the hair always looking stringy and the eyes looking dark, it just looks like something pretending to be human. If she could do a decent jitter-style walk like the Silent Hill nurses, she'd be great for horror movies.
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You mean something like this?
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EDIT: In case anyone wanted to know, this is "The Face Behind the Mask" (1941). Mask man is Peter Lorre and the woman is Evelyn Keyes.
 
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Space Lobster Bat said:
There's a lot about Tuna that bothers me, but what is one of the worst things is her face to me. Probably because I watched too many 50's movies, and it looks like one of those wax masks they had the villain wear before it was a dramatic reveal that they were the burn victim (or whatever else) the entire time and take their face off to show the horrors underneath.

With the hair always looking stringy and the eyes looking dark, it just looks like something pretending to be human. If she could do a decent jitter-style walk like the Silent Hill nurses, she'd be great for horror movies.
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Oh, totally, one of the "Eyes Without A Face" deals. Only her stupor while daddy is killing people to get her new face is due to smack and she doesn't give a shit either way.
 
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Clockwork_PurBle said:
You mean something like this?
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Yep. Also the House of Wax with Vincent Price, if I remember correctly. It's been ages since I've seen it, though. I keep thinking there were others, but all my mind is pulling up is other Vincent Price movies now. It's probably telling me to go on a binge-watch.

Edit: Peter Lorre is also a gem to watch... I need to check to see if I have The Raven (I got a Vincent Price collection a while ago, but can't remember if it has that one in it. Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, and Boris Karloff!)
 
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Space Lobster Bat said:
Yep. Also the House of Wax with Vincent Price, if I remember correctly. It's been ages since I've seen it, though. I keep thinking there were others, but all my mind is pulling up is other Vincent Price movies now. It's probably telling me to go on a binge-watch.
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Are you thinking about the one were the original house of wax was burned down and Vincent Price survived so he opened another one just this time he killed people and used there bodies as the base for the wax figures? great flick, but most of Price's movies are
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Are you thinking about the one were the original house of wax was burned down and Vincent Price survived so he opened another one just this time he killed people and used there bodies as the base for the wax figures? great flick, but most of Price's movies are
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Yep, the one that tried to show off 3-D with various things like a guy with two paddleballs. That scene stuck with me just because of how out of place it was.
 
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Off topic: but since we all know luna loves poetry I have made a poem for her about her:
Oh how I love heroin;

Oh how I love to rot in a filthy den:

Oh how I love to get banged by an easter island statue doped off its ass;

Cause I am such a nasty lass;

Oh how I love to post online my criminal activity;

Because the pills and syringes look so pretty;

Even though it'll incriminate me;

And it's evidence of me committing a crime;

Oh how I love being covered in grime;

Oh how I long for some smack but I do not have a dime;

Oh how I love throwing my dignity away;

Just for a measly internet payday;

Oh how I love looking like a pastel corpse;

Even as my life gets worse;

Oh how I love being a filthy whore;

That'll live in squalor forevermore.

End.
 
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It's the most wonderful time of the year and the Sadness has given Luna little to no reprieve from the horrors of the many ills that plague her. Even as she cuddles up to the haphazardly propped-up body of her beloved Lurch, she finds herself a slave to despair in such ways that leave her deprived of all joy and solace.

She has been posting her drawings on her secondary Instagram account in the hopes of identifying potential buyers.
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She preoccupied herself by taking a handful of selfies using her new favourite angle.
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She expressed her innermost suffering and practiced positive self-talk in the best way she knows how.
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She professed her love and affection for a personal hero.
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She showed off a recent look and was jovially observed by a playful follower.
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She revealed a new drawing she has been hoping to colour.
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Tumblr updates.
She posed for a truly pendulous pair of selfies.
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She created additional wish lists, specifically calling for items around the home as well as other necessary items she simply cannot do without.
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She bravely grappled with the urge to self-harm and revisited her recurring desire to obtain psychiatric help.
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She revealed the great sacrifices she has made in order to achieve her most recent stylish look.
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She shared a candid photograph with quite a minimal amount of dried blood on her shirtsleeve.
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Yet again, she transformed her unique suffering into prose.
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But the suffering continued even after completing her first round of wallowing in misery and self-pity.
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She revealed the purpose of her most recent outfit of the day month.
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She felt personable and included yet another candid photo wherein she found herself posing against a backdrop of silent prisoners.
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She then gathered the frozen, muted forms of her captives for another staged aesthetic photograph.
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She completed another week of woe by showing off a small collection of trinkets.
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I gotta hand it to her. She does know how to portray herself perfectly in her drawings.
While her art isn't the best, it does seem to have some "charm" to it. I like it.
If she ever got clean, she could get some money for it. I don't think enough to live by, but as a side gig.

That is what makes me so MOTI about her. She's just wasting away.
 
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:optimistic: Oh if only she could get rid of Lurch :optimistic:

Nah that's not kidding anyone, she would still be a gross trainwreck trying to mooch from some greasy unscrupulous sugar daddy to get her kicks. Really sad that with every IG post she looks more grimy and dead inside.

Her "art" could be bettered, if she decides to clean her act up and exploit her art style she could make a decent incursion into either comic drawing or at least getting a healthy following as an art tumblr. Alas... (:_(
 
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