Our Gravy Maiden hit it out of the park again with her amazing food reviews. Marios better snatch her up quick as a spokesperson while she's still affordable, because offers are gonna start pouring in for our gorl any old day now:
- Thoughts on the spaghetti: "MMMMM!"
- The mouth-watering description of the free bread at a different restaurant she loves: "It's like this really good bread with like olive oil and vinegar... So good."
- Her insight on the cheesecake: "Mmm so good. So CREAMY... and CHEESY."
As she briefly stops between bites to reflect on her life in the 20 years since Y2K, she comes up with:
"What I've been through in 20 years is
crazy. Ummm.. I've been to Katimavik... Ive been to...
<long pause. Gorl, this is tragic. Just say Arby's ffs> I've had two long-term, ya know long-term relationships, ummm...
<eyes dart around wildly as she desperately searches her brain for accomplishments> It just feels like different
lives hehe it's just like
WOW".
Wow indeed, Chantal. In a span of 20 years you've gone from being a weird, angry, spiteful fat girl to blossoming into a weird, angry, spiteful fat
woman.
And after yet another riveting tale about some nonsense that happened
2 decades ago, she informs us that
her grandmother spends too much time living in the past. Self-reflection isn't our girl's strongest suit.
I rate this one 7/10 mugs-o-gravy.