Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[DimensionalMergeEnthusias]

I think there was only one time after she told me she wasnt interested that i asked if we could do it please even though i know you dont like it can we do it this one time please. She said ok.

Maybe give therapy one more try, idk.

 

[moocow]

I have not done love-spit on any lover since 2010.

Jesus christ what kind of hellish thread did I just mindlessly click into?

And who says "I have not done love-spit"? That's the most hilariously damaged English sentence I think I've ever read. It has linguistic AIDS.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at the mental image. Good god.

 

[Begemot]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at the mental image. Good god.

What about being aroused, cutie?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Jesus christ what kind of hellish thread did I just mindlessly click into?

And who says "I have not done love-spit"? That's the most hilariously damaged English sentence I think I've ever read. It has linguistic AIDS.

Everyone who knows me (which you don't) knows that I love to use odd irregular language for comedic effect. I regularly utilize play on words as well as say things intentionally weird and off sounding for my own personal entertainment. Thus I could say to you "What's up" or "how are you doing" but I have sometimes in the past said "How's up?" to be silly. I might say to someone "that's a nice niceness you got going on there." I might say to someone "Anything warm happening in your life?" instead of "cool". And plenty of other weird things I sometimes say but its all just random on the spur of the moment if something crosses my mind that humors me, depending on the person, I will say things in the odd way that comes to my mind. Or I might say things in a random way that comes to my mental thinker.

 

[break these cuffs]

Everyone who knows me (which you don't) knows that I love to use odd irregular language for comedic effect. I regularly utilize play on words as well as say things intentionally weird and off sounding for my own personal entertainment. Thus I could say to you "What's up" or "how are you doing" but I have sometimes in the past said "How's up?" to be silly. I might say to someone "that's a nice niceness you got going on there." I might say to someone "Anything warm happening in your life?" instead of "cool". And plenty of other weird things I sometimes say but its all just random on the spur of the moment if something crosses my mind that humors me, depending on the person, I will say things in the odd way that comes to my mind. Or I might say things in a random way that comes to my mental thinker.

You're also a tard.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Everyone who knows me (which you don't) knows that I love to use odd irregular language for comedic effect. I regularly utilize play on words as well as say things intentionally weird and off sounding for my own personal entertainment. Thus I could say to you "What's up" or "how are you doing" but I have sometimes in the past said "How's up?" to be silly. I might say to someone "that's a nice niceness you got going on there." I might say to someone "Anything warm happening in your life?" instead of "cool". And plenty of other weird things I sometimes say but its all just random on the spur of the moment if something crosses my mind that humors me, depending on the person, I will say things in the odd way that comes to my mind. Or I might say things in a random way that comes to my mental thinker.

I came into this thread confused and hungover, and I walk out of it even more confused and hungover.

Also I get a strong LOLI'ZSORANDUM from this one.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Much like many of his fellow ephebo-tists, his social cues and references got stuck when he was the age of his longstanding age of attraction.

You can see this phenomenon most clearly in autogynephiles like Jake Alley with his 90s nerd goth nail polish, or the ugly old freaks who dress in starched petticoats and pink satin like a 1950s wedding flower girl. Subconsciously they're still trying to hit on girls that have long since become women and moved on from those styles.

 

[L'Homme de la Lune]

What the fuck is going on here? It's been two and a half years and this nigger is still going. lmfao

 

[Baby Yoda]

reconstructedbible.wordpress.com is this nigga's new website. He also has uploaded a bunch of new wacky youtube videos on his channel called Dead Sea Scrolls Religion.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

From his wordpress, he also has a Facebook group that I'm not sure has been mentioned before.

For information about the progress and development of my version of the Bible, please visit this website periodically or go to my facebook group “Biblical Dead Sea Scrolls and Apocrypha Study Group” where updates will be posted from time to time.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Unfortunately his lovequest was way more laugh-a-minute than his theology.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Unfortunately his lovequest was way more laugh-a-minute than his theology.

I'm sure there's more to come. Just a matter of time before the Mountain Jews and their lovequests resurface.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Holy fuck, thank you for finding that. That is gold.

 

[Skeletor]

I thought Jews were supposed to be good with money.

 

[AnOminous]

I thought Jews were supposed to be good with money.

These mountain Jews aren't real Jews, they're just weird hillbillies larping as it for some reason.

 

[Adamska]

These mountain Jews aren't real Jews, they're just weird hillbillies larping as it for some reason.

I wouldn't even call them Mountain Jews, since that's the term for Jews native to the Caucasus mountains.

I say we call them Yahoo Jews, since none of them seem capable of pronouncing YHWH in any of the ways you could say it remotely correctly.

 

[Trombonista]

YHWH isn't even supposed to be pronounced as written.

 

[Adamska]

YHWH isn't even supposed to be pronounced as written.

I tend to favor the Jehovah way of pronouncing it, so Ye-Ho-Wah if I had to be a complete faggot. Yah-Weh would also work too and is preferred.

These droolers seem to prefer Yahoo or Yahooey or however their misfiring neurons interpret the translated abjad.

 

[Baby Yoda]

This was recent. And its the old girlfriend. The one before Melinda aka Tamar. Andrew tried to reach out to her again, but she wasnt having any of it. She is apparently just as insane as Tamar is btw.