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Not surprising, but I'm not sure its even the same character. Or if its even female. The Dictionary says there's a member of this species in the movie, but frankly I don't want to watch this shit again just to confirm what horrible makeover Disney gave them. But yeah, only old aliens are Chewbacca, Nien and a tholothian. Everything else is some kind of horrid abomination, a donut steal or a mutilated human like nu-Dengar who looks royally fucked up.


You're not wrong. This shit would probably work better as a trippy music video/parody.
I agree and I know its been said on here repeatedly but these ST aliens are all so ugly and disturbing to look at. They almost have a demonic quality to them...this is hollywood were talking about so demonic mutilated deformed humanoids is no stretch.
 
Space is fucking BIG y'all. Drop in at the Oort cloud, drop a stealthed torpedo to make its run, full EMCOM, full stealth, until it gets in range of the shipyards, whereupon it powers up, discards the shroud, and goes LEEEEEEROY JENKIIIIINS! on the shipyard. Destroying the enemy's ability to build starships and ship based weaponry.

Or just stop in at the Oort cloud, load a bunch of FTLs and autopilots into asteroids, and crash them into anything you like at FTL speed.
 
Jim is the most successful person in Hollywood because hes a trucker and a community college dropout
and he was a fan of Gunnm/Battle Angel Alita before it was cool & sat on the film rights for a decade just to let the technology catch-up; how can one man be so incredibly BASED?!?!
 
What is the explaination for why the Emperor chose a clone that looks like a deformed mumified scarecrow and not a young version of himself?

Could the answer be because the rip off idea of a Palpatine clone did not enter the sewing circle's, I mean story group's bonnets until a year ago.

All of this is so pathetically cheap and of course people are falling for this half assed incompetence.
I don't have all the pages yet, but Wookieepedo claims that Snoke is just an artificial "humanoid alien" created from scratch by Palpatine for no reason despite having near-infinite legions of cult followers to do jobs for him. So he's not a Palpatine clone, just some random test tube baby made from scratch with no origin, yet he's called an alien. Making him a mutant Palpatine clone would've at least made some sense, but why create some mutant fucker who has nothing to do with you?
 
Or just stop in at the Oort cloud, load a bunch of FTLs and autopilots into asteroids, and crash them into anything you like at FTL speed.
Anything big enough to strap a hyperdrive to is now a fleet wrecking, planet cracking WMD. So basically anything bigger than a fucking sofa. Shit, just strap that shit to a bunch of old junkers from any scrapyard and you've got enough firepower to slap around God Himself.
 
I don't have all the pages yet, but Wookieepedo claims that Snoke is just an artificial "humanoid alien" created from scratch by Palpatine for no reason despite having near-infinite legions of cult followers to do jobs for him. So he's not a Palpatine clone, just some random test tube baby made from scratch with no origin, yet he's called an alien. Making him a mutant Palpatine clone would've at least made some sense, but why create some mutant fucker who has nothing to do with you?
He had an origin comic where he's living on this wack-ass hypertech jungle planet and not Palpatine's servant, so...
 
He had an origin comic where he's living on this wack-ass hypertech jungle planet and not Palpatine's servant, so...
Me and Judge Holden were the ones who posted that comic here, but even then none of this really adds up (unless Palpatine created Snoke then had Snoke make up a fake green house planet/station for himself as a cover just to seduce Kylo Ren for... reasons), which seems to prove that no one at Lucasfilm bothers to even communicate with each other on any level. I mean did anyone even know what JJ was cooking up in his meth lab?
 
I don't have all the pages yet, but Wookieepedo claims that Snoke is just an artificial "humanoid alien" created from scratch by Palpatine for no reason despite having near-infinite legions of cult followers to do jobs for him. So he's not a Palpatine clone, just some random test tube baby made from scratch with no origin, yet he's called an alien. Making him a mutant Palpatine clone would've at least made some sense, but why create some mutant fucker who has nothing to do with you?
when palpatine sends his message out. The rebels immediately assume its sith cloning(i guess thats just.... general knowledge). So i assumed just having a literal generic meat puppet is more inconspicuous. It would be easy to rally everyone from the start if they new it was the emperor.
 
when palpatine sends his message out. The rebels immediately assume its sith cloning(i guess thats just.... general knowledge). So i assumed just having a literal generic meat puppet is more inconspicuous. It would be easy to rally everyone from the start if they new it was the emperor.
How the hell did they even know about sith cloning? Why do they assume its sith cloning? Regular cloning tech was common knowledge during the Clone Wars. And even Disney canon still references regular clone shit in other things, so its not forgotten. So wtf is going on here? Also since that Sheev message only exists in Fortnite I'm eager to see how Wookieepedia tries to explain that shit.
 
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How the hell did they even know about sith cloning? Why do they assume its sith cloning? Regularly cloning tech was common knowledge during the Clone Wars. And even Disney canon still references regular clone shit in other things, so its not forgotten. So wtf is going on here? Also since that Sheev message only exists in Fortnite I'm eager to see how Wookieepedia tries to explain that shit.
How do they even know about the sith so much? At most it should be like, some outer rim folk tale.
 
Just got back from Ep 9... and sure, it's a stinker... but I gotta say it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Considering that TLJ was shitshow with Johnson gleefully burning down every plot thread he was handed without a thought in his head as to how it would all work out in the finale... this could have been worse. It's a frantic mess, doesn't hold up to any logical scrutiny... but somehow I didn't hate it like I did TLJ.

This all reminds me of a segment from that self-help classic "Mr T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool". He did a segment called "recouping"... A kid walking down the street falls over, looks like a dipshit and some dude laughs at him... That was The Last Jedi... falling down and looking like a dipshit. In order to "recoup", next time the kid falls down he rolls it into a cornball breakdancing routine... while exceptional as fuck, it was a slight improvement over just falling flat on your face... So Rise of Skywalker is a goofball breakdancing routine by a 9-year-old boy... which is a backhanded compliment no doubt, but a compliment nonetheless and certainly more positive than anything I can say about The Last Jedi.

 
The Emperor was the best character in the movie. It makes no sense that he survived, but he's as delightfully evil and over the top as ever, and he said "do it" like in those memes that everyone likes so much.

Almost everything else in the movie was either a bland, generic, inoffensive mush, or bad. It doesn't bode well if I'm laughing more at Leia's death scene than any of the comedy.

I didn't hate it, but I had the whole movie spoiled before I came in and I had really low expectations, so that could be why.

It's a mediocre, generic space movie that's made worse because it's been hyped as the culmination of the most beloved movie franchise of all time.

Plus, it didn't pretend to be subversive, bitch out, and shit all over the fans like The Last Jedi.
 
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The Emperor was the best character in the movie. It makes no sense that he survived, but he's as delightfully evil and over the top as ever, and he said "do it" like in those memes that everyone likes so much.

Almost everything else in the movie was either a bland, generic, inoffensive mush, or bad. It doesn't bode well if I'm laughing more at Leia's death scene than any of the comedy.

I didn't hate it, but I had the whole movie spoiled before I came in and I had really low expectations, so that could be why.

It's a mediocre, generic space movie that's made worse because it's been hyped as the culmination of the most beloved movie franchise of all time.

Plus, it didn't pretend to be subversive? bitch out, and shit all over the fans like The Last Jedi
But did he say "Execute Order 67" like the leaks said?
 
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Just got back from Ep 9... and sure, it's a stinker... but I gotta say it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Considering that TLJ was shitshow with Johnson gleefully burning down every plot thread he was handed without a thought in his head as to how it would all work out in the finale... this could have been worse. It's a frantic mess, doesn't hold up to any logical scrutiny... but somehow I didn't hate it like I did TLJ.

This all reminds me of a segment from that self-help classic "Mr T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool". He did a segment called "recouping"... A kid walking down the street falls over, looks like a dipshit and some dude laughs at him... That was The Last Jedi... falling down and looking like a dipshit. In order to "recoup", next time the kid falls down he rolls it into a cornball breakdancing routine... while exceptional as fuck, it was a slight improvement over just falling flat on your face... So Rise of Skywalker is a goofball breakdancing routine by a 9-year-old boy... which is a backhanded compliment no doubt, but a compliment nonetheless and certainly more positive than anything I can say about The Last Jedi.

Yea I still think its better then TLJ for sure. I seriously dont understand how the defenders of TLJ can come out and call this garbage with a straight face. They cant be all Rian shills, he aint that known. I think they just deluded themselves to the point were they enjoyed it and just dont want to look stupid, so they will defend TLJ to the death. But now they see Rise of Skywalker as an out.

Also I mentioned before that burying lukes saber on tatooine is more of an insult since he hated that planet and only stayed because of his family. BUT ITS SUPER RETARDED THAT SHE PUT LEIAS THERE. FOR ALL WE KNOW SHE HAS NEVER EVER BEEN THERE,
 
I don't think he did, I'm already forgetting the movie.
I just know I left the theater feeling better than I did when I saw The Last Jedi.
But did he say "Execute Order 67" like the leaks said?
It's "The final order"
he says it like he is giving an order, its strange. Sheev is playing chess while we are playing tic tac toe.
 
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