Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Apteryx Owenii]

Cherry Juice is what hydraulic fluid is nicknamed, I'm not sure what Jake's going after, here.

Maybe he's figuring out alternatives to 'finding a train'

You and your KiwiFarms fan fiction, the truth is that Jake, er, Secret Gamer Girl has been having steady weight loss with no changes to her diet at all!

It's almost as if Jake doesn't know anything about human physiology and just makes shit up that he wants to be true.
(no, Jake, you did not become a 300lb+ gnome for lack of riding a stationary bike for 30 minutes)

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Maybe he's figuring out alternatives to 'finding a train'

It's almost as if Jake doesn't know anything about human physiology and just makes shit up that he wants to be true.
(no, Jake, you did not become a 300lb+ gnome for lack of riding a stationary bike for 30 minutes)

Agreed.

The surest proof that Jake Alley both IS SGG and still looks like yon gnome dungeonmaster of yore is that he refuses to post a picture.

Jake would love, LOVE to rub it in KFs faces if he had any alternative for selfie pics other than yon Velcro sped from the Kingdom of Shortbus.

The fact that, after 5 years, all we've seen is a few badly painted nails on one meaty gnomepaw is proof positive that he HAS NOT CHANGED.

Case Closed.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It has been explained multiple times by the Terrorism Expert that doing such a thing would put her life in danger due to Nazi stalkers like the Kiwi Farms, unlike now where her life is in constant danger due to Nazi stalkers like the Kiwi Farms, this would be more more danger, danger squared or cubed even.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Why are you guys saying Jake can't do comedy?
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Local area homeless woman WITH NO FRIENDS AND NO FAMILY to CONSUME PRODUCT tomorrow evening:
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James does this apply to any readers of Jake's Twitter account? I'd love to swing by after my shift in the Kiwi Truck outside Jake's:
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Needs more failed board game boxes:
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Then how is World Domination LLC's website still up?
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TERFS ARE PEDOPHILE TERRORISTS: KIWI FARMS ARE FULL ON NAZIS WHO SOLE PURPOSE IS TO FIRSTS STALK TRANS PEOPLE
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THE SURGERY
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I'm been tempted to do this but...
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Today in things Jake knows nothing about, IP rights or Parasite Eve:
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I mean, don't read what I said but...
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ARGLE BARGLE NOTCH
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SITTING IN THE GREEN ROOM; READY TO DROP BOMBSHELLS:
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Doesn't it get tiring to just talk about the same "trans x trans this" for years on end? Like jesus get a life, there's more to life than wanting to pretend to be another gender. Then again, they're attention whores and narcissists so maybe that explains it

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Doesn't it get tiring to just talk about the same "trans x trans this" for years on end? Like jesus get a life, there's more to life than wanting to pretend to be another gender. Then again, they're attention whores and narcissists so maybe that explains it

Not for Jake there isn’t. “Being” trans enables him to claim expertise without actually knowing anything.

 

[Kane Lives]

Doesn't it get tiring to just talk about the same "trans x trans this" for years on end? Like jesus get a life, there's more to life than wanting to pretend to be another gender. Then again, they're attention whores and narcissists so maybe that explains it

Frankly, I don't know if I'd call this a life. But hey, it's a hell of his own choosing.

 

[Water-T]

LOL. Unless Jake has a cucumber wrapped in foil down his pants, airport scanners aren't going to flag anything as "an anomaly".

Attic Gnome is fucking delusional if he thinks that TSA x-ray scanners are calibrated to check if passengers genitals match their birth gender.

 

[aquariumwater]

All joking aside, I highly doubt it. There's no earthly way Jake has a condition that actually causes crippling pain and never whined about it once or used it as an excuse.

That's a good point :/ Cherry juice seems like such a specific thing to bring up, it seems like the sort of thing that points to an underlying kernal of truth.

 

[repentance]

The surest proof that Jake Alley both IS SGG and still looks like yon gnome dungeonmaster of yore is that he refuses to post a picture.

The stupid thing is that he could create a pic on thispersondoesn'texist and post it and no-one could prove it isn't him. The people who are currently pretending he's not Jake Alley would continue to do so.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I really need to talk to a friend!
No, not you!

 

[Ruin]

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I really need to talk to a friend!
No, not you!

You're not Zoe reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Attic Gnome is fucking delusional if he thinks that TSA x-ray scanners are calibrated to check if passengers genitals match their birth gender.

The x-ray scanner do notice that there's something between their legs, and it knows that women shouldn't have something there. It also know that particular area is a poplular hiding space for things.So when someone who claims they're a woman goes through it gives of a signal to check it out.

Recently it did actually happen to someone. Here's an article about that. https://www.google.com/amp/s/reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1Y222Z

 

[Safir]

LOL. Unless Jake has a cucumber wrapped in foil down his pants, airport scanners aren't going to flag anything as "an anomaly".

Attic Gnome is fucking delusional if he thinks that TSA x-ray scanners are calibrated to check if passengers genitals match their birth gender.

They actually are. Backscatter X-ray and millimeter wave is very different from medical see-through X-ray - the former two pretty much show the naked body. Privacy features implemented due to public pressure involve the use of image recognition to process nudes and highlight inconsistencies on a paper doll for the human operator. A girldick will light up.

Source: MSc in a related field and years in border control, was on call when passengers screeched about X-rays.

 

[Water-T]

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I really need to talk to a friend!
No, not you!

I NEED ANYONE TO CONVINCE ME TO NOT TO SLIT MY WRISTS!

AND WHEN I SAY ANYONE, I MEAN SOMEONE WITH CLOUT IN GAMING AND TRANS CIRCLES!

 

[Water-T]

LOL. Unless Jake has a cucumber wrapped in foil down his pants, airport scanners aren't going to flag anything as "an anomaly".

Attic Gnome is fucking delusional if he thinks that TSA x-ray scanners are calibrated to check if passengers genitals match their birth gender.

EDIT: HUH. Turns out that they do, but the goal is to point out someone smuggling stuff in their pants. I doubt the TSA gives a fuck if Jake is a True and Honest Woman or not.

 

[repentance]

Despite claiming that he can't possibly spend Christmas with family because they will misgender him, I expect Jake will spend Christmas with them and then whine about how they traumatised him.

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I really need to talk to a friend!
No, not you!

This is just like Jake claiming the other day that he can't spend Christmas with "chosen family" because all his friends abandoned him and then rejecting offers from Twitter randos to spend Christmas with them.

Jake will always have excuses for why whatever support people offer him is unsuitable and he'll never make any effort to develop a new support network.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

They're not really "chosen family" if you chose them but they don't choose you back, are they? That's more like "the people I'm stalking and whose lives I'm desperate to share."

 

[Dirty Mug]

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I really need to talk to a friend!
No, not you!

>please hurry or I'll fall asleep
My fucking sides
This person knows his googleshngs are LONG lmao

 

[AnOminous]

It has been explained multiple times by the Terrorism Expert that doing such a thing would put her life in danger due to Nazi stalkers like the Kiwi Farms, unlike now where her life is in constant danger due to Nazi stalkers like the Kiwi Farms, this would be more more danger, danger squared or cubed even.

You have to feel sorry for poor Jacob Lawrence Alley of Niantic, Connecticut. He has to wonder why he's constantly getting raped and murdered by gangs of Nazis.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

You and your KiwiFarms fan fiction, the truth is that Jake, er, Secret Gamer Girl has been having steady weight loss with no changes to her diet at all!

Leg lifts?

Jesus, what a fucking tard.

The US Army got rid of leg lifts in the late 80's because it can cause damage to the hips and pelvis. Mainly it had to do with doing them on hard surfaces, and any higher lift than about six inches.

It was causing pelvis splints, damage to tendons and ligaments, stress fractures at the top of the thigh bones, stress on the tailbone and lower vertabrea, and could cause disc damage at the base of the spine.

When our unit stopped doing them, a lot of hip and pelvis and back problems eased up, run times increased, and people started doing better.

(It wouldn't surprise me to find out the modern Army went back to doing them, to be honest, since they seem to now just discarding anything learned ever)

All for less exercise than a 6" leg lift with holding it for 10-30 seconds would do.

So of course Secret Garden Gnome would be doing one of the worst exercises out there.