12-22-19 Walmart Haul and Taste Test /Vlogmas Day 22

[ThoughtsAndPrayers]

Maybe I'm late
But is funny because a lot of people would have believed her fake call of yesterday had she not mentioned it today - and she made it worst by making a new call that anyone can tell is not the same.

She's getting used to brain dead Necky and is making her underestimate others intelligence much more than usual.

 

[Maxliam]

Amber said in this video when talking about seeing a doctor "I prefer to go to the ER because they do all the labs there and everything" (she also doesn't have to pay up front and can dodge paying all together.) She's just waiting for it to get bad enough to go to the ER again just to have to avoid making this appointment, getting labs done, and being compliant with orders.

You'd think we'd all learn not to be surprised by her bald faced lies any more, but saying that message was "literally the same" as the first one legit surprised me. The audacity!

The sad thing is at least she can articulate that. Having worked in the ED before, there are people who literally don't understand that there are regular doctors they can see. At least she's aware she's basically a piece of white trash that is mooching off us tax payers. It's too bad there aren't real death panels. There are a lot of drains on society that need to be euthanized.

Anyways, why the fuck isn't she on a TLC reality show?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Anyways, why the fuck isn't she on a TLC reality show?

Amber would probably be difficult about showing her body, especially her legs. She may be too much of a train wreck with her pathological lying.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

Proving her preference for all things dry, just like her pasta, her tuna sandwich is dry.

Addendum: that talking toy is giving me Yaniv doing that Tickle me Elmo PTSD vibe.

 

[dingobaby]

I wonder if Amber uses tuna as an attractant or a repellent.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Maybe I'm late
But is funny because a lot of people would have believed her fake call of yesterday had she not mentioned it today - and she made it worst by making a new call that anyone can tell is not the same.

She's getting used to brain dead Necky and is making her underestimate others intelligence much more than usual.

I had this thought too, Amber is fucking stupid, but the other people in that house... are somehow even more stupid. Especially Necks. She's probably so used to manipulating them she's not used to normal human levels of intelligence.

If Necks wanted to maybe eat something healthy today, all Amber would have to say is "Naaaw babe the doctor told me on the phone, a whole pizza and 4 buckets of orange chickeeeen have way less sodiums and calories than vegetables!" and Becky would just slack jaw stare and nod because thinking about it would take more effort.

 

[Maxliam]

Amber would probably be difficult about showing her body, especially her legs. She may be too much of a train wreck with her pathological lying.

So basically your average reality show star? Again, why the fuck isn't she an A&E or VH1 trainwreck?

I wonder if Amber uses tuna as an attractant or a repellent.

Yes.

I had this thought too, Amber is fucking stupid, but the other people in that house... are somehow even more stupid. Especially Necks. She's probably so used to manipulating them she's not used to normal human levels of intelligence.

If Necks wanted to maybe eat something healthy today, all Amber would have to say is "Naaaw babe the doctor told me on the phone, a whole pizza and 4 buckets of orange chickeeeen have way less sodiums and calories than vegetables!" and Becky would just slack jaw stare and nod because thinking about it would take more effort.

And I would watch this unfold each week on an episode of "Tard Town" or "Amber's House" or the "Lynn Lounge". This is like "My 600 pounde life" but even more hilarious.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Amber said in this video when talking about seeing a doctor "I prefer to go to the ER because they do all the labs there and everything" (she also doesn't have to pay up front and can dodge paying all together.) She's just waiting for it to get bad enough to go to the ER again just to have to avoid making this appointment, getting labs done, and being compliant with orders.

Bingo! That's probably all there is to it. She knows they will do everything for free because they have to legally, She probably is waiting for it to basically become sepsis, then she gets her free ER treatment. Go ahead amber, go ahead. You are going to really fuck yourself, especially when they have to triage you. You will get to soon join lowtax and DSP in complete financially and possible court case ruin.

 

[Das Bucket]

Ugh, those hands. They always catch me off guard. And the crappy nail polish makes them even worse.

 

[Twinkie]

So basically your average reality show star? Again, why the fuck isn't she an A&E or VH1 trainwreck?

She's too boring and also a control freak.

 

[Maxliam]

She's too boring and also a control freak.

I don't know....the amount of nonsense she spouts, they can edit out a compelling story. Then again I watch Cops just to see trailer and ghetto trash get the shit kicked out of them and sent to prison.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

'Amberland' might have success as a limited run reality series. What would make it potential comedy gold would be the different perspectives film crews would bring to the situation. We get tired of seeing her eye fucking & duck lipping herself in her phone but filmed from a different angle, with more of her massive self visible for ironic contrast, it would be hilarious. The crews from a number of reality shows have become very good at filming clips which show the discrepancies between what the protagonists are saying compared to what they're actually doing.

We'd know exactly what she buys grocery shopping & who puts what away & does the majority of the work. The crew would have an agenda completely different from hers. I'm sure how she currently describes her daily activities would vary considerably from what the film crew would show & the interactions with her supporting cast would also be shown in a way that wouldn't flatter anyone.

The trick would be to flatter her enough to make sure she keeps showing her ass, then keep her away from the editing suite. Let her first view of an episode be the same view the audience would get.

 

[mekalekahi]

The chihuahua voice recorder toy moment was exceptional.

 

[dingobaby]

No way do I believe Amber would consent to a tv spectacle where she couldn't control the narrative.

 

[Maxliam]

'Amberland' might have success as a limited run reality series. What would make it potential comedy gold would be the different perspectives film crews would bring to the situation. We get tired of seeing her eye fucking & duck lipping herself in her phone but filmed from a different angle, with more of her massive self visible for ironic contrast, it would be hilarious. The crews from a number of reality shows have become very good at filming clips which show the discrepancies between what the protagonists are saying compared to what they're actually doing.

We'd know exactly what she buys grocery shopping & who puts what away & does the majority of the work. The crew would have an agenda completely different from hers. I'm sure how she currently describes her daily activities would vary considerably from what the film crew would show & the interactions with her supporting cast would also be shown in a way that wouldn't flatter anyone.

The trick would be to flatter her enough to make sure she keeps showing her ass, then keep her away from the editing suite. Let her first view of an episode be the same view the audience would get.

See this guy gets it, folks. He gets my vision of bringing this freakshow to a wider audience. Do you think Honey Boo Boo her hick family if filmed like Amber would be as compelling? Hell no but with a professional crew and a guy who knows how to cobble together footage of these hillybilly narcissists, you got solid gold shit here.

No way do I believe Amber would consent to a tv spectacle where she couldn't control the narrative.

She'll do it. She's such an attention whore she'll jump at the chance to be put on tv.

 

[Bliss]

That house full of 30 year olds do more arts and crafts projects than a kindergarten class

 

[Maxliam]

That house full of 30 year olds do more arts and crafts projects than a kindergarten class

Yes, and they are less mature than said kindergarten class. Hell you could even have a functioning adult try to corral them to do things. Hilarity would ensue.

 

[Twinkie]

She'll do it. She's such an attention whore she'll jump at the chance to be put on tv.

She won't. She's been offered, more than once. She can't relinquish control.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

She'll do it. She's such an attention whore she'll jump at the chance to be put on tv.

You literally have no idea what you are talking about. Stop it with this. Shes an abusive narc. She would never ever let anyone have control of her own narrative, and view of her body.

 

[Depiglio]

i like how every single day she seems to be adding in little "oh i keep getting messages about this, let me address it" tidbits that are almost word-for-word comments that are made here. i didn't see anyone in her youtube comments or on twitter/insta talking about the voicemail being fake at all yesterday, only here.